Lindsay™ Was At Coachella. Oh, Good.
For someone on probation who’s under court order to abstain from drugs and alcohol, Lindsay Lohan seems to have a knack for being everywhere you can find drugs and alcohol. (See: Sidewalk, Manhattan.) So, of course, here she is at Coachella over the weekend which lucky for her was held in the state of California because I doubt a judge would’ve signed off this one. Except who am I kidding? They probably would’ve reminded her to pack crisp, new hundred dollar bills and a toothbrush. “See how cocaine gets trapped in these old ones? That’s almost a whole line. Now get outta here, you little scamp, before I change my mind.” *tussles her hair*