Lindsay™ Was At Coachella. Oh, Good.

April 18th, 2011 // 19 Comments

For someone on probation who’s under court order to abstain from drugs and alcohol, Lindsay Lohan seems to have a knack for being everywhere you can find drugs and alcohol. (See: Sidewalk, Manhattan.) So, of course, here she is at Coachella over the weekend which lucky for her was held in the state of California because I doubt a judge would’ve signed off this one. Except who am I kidding? They probably would’ve reminded her to pack crisp, new hundred dollar bills and a toothbrush. “See how cocaine gets trapped in these old ones? That’s almost a whole line. Now get outta here, you little scamp, before I change my mind.” *tussles her hair*

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. SIN

    Weird. At a place where drugs and booze are everywhere, she looks completely sober. No glassy stare or falling down.

  2. SIN

    Weird. At a place where drugs and booze are everywhere, she looks completely sober. No glassy stare or falling down.

  3. It should have been celebs with Lindsay Lohan eyes

  4. Jimmy B.

    Waist’n awaaaay again in margarita-ville
    Look’n for my …

    aww hell, we all know what she’s really looking for.

  5. JC

    She’s looking good. She can almost pass for 45 here.

  6. she looks sober that’s what matters most

  7. Blueberry

    I actually enjoy the fact she is the only celebrity that didn’t decide to change their entire sense of style for the festival. I’m just waiting for Jessica Simpson to prance by in feathers and moccasins.

  8. herbiefrog

    “little scamp” : ))

    loving the look…

    have fun )

  9. Jaariel

    Finally SOMEONE is taking the one-name only issue to heart! My BFF Dina will really be pleased when she sees that you used the “TM” symbol to protect our sweet little innocent Lindsay’s name like that. I’m sure that Dina will remember your website the next time there’s an opportunity for an exclusive!

    • Dick Douche, Private Eye

      Man oh man, I hope for your own sakes that you people got licensed to use her trademark on your website, otherwise you will all be in a big mess of hurt.

      That’s all I have to say

  10. Nhsefui Auhkdfkla

    Crackhead she may be, but is still 10,000x hotter than the walking monster movie posted below.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Coachella
    Commented on this photo:

    You see that there? The twinkle in her eye? That’s the prospect of a cocaine harvest that hasn’t happened yet.

  12. the captain

    lilo again?
    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!

  13. What an idiot

    Bullshithan being at Coachella spells the end of it. It’s already known as the place where posers & wannabes go to “pretend to be a hippie”; pearASS hilton goes there to smoke dope in public. Now that Bullshithan has been there, it’s now not cool to go there. The festival will be dead within the next 2 years…

  14. alton

    BLACK DUDE IN THE LEFT HAVE LASER BEAMS SHOOTIN OUT HE EYES TO KILL THEM WHITE FOLKS! AIGHT!

  15. seth

    you mean cokechella? judging by her look!

  16. PJ

    I’m guessing she’s got her pile of coke stashed in the hat. Because lets face it, that little purse is not nearly big enough to hold it all.

  17. kara

    STOP WITH THE GODDAMN “TM” AFTER HER NAME

  18. Lindsay Lohan Coachella
    Commented on this photo:

    Bahahahaha! That’s funny. Her wristband is a VIP band. They wouldn’t even let her have artist access!!

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