Lindsay Lohan has literally nothing to do these days except sit around strung out of her mind at Chateau Marmont until she can crash another awards season party, so why not let Terry Richardson take more pictures of her boobs to pass the time? It’s what Marilyn Monroe would do along with never paying for goods and services, running over babies and letting her mom whore her out to swarthy businessman. She was a trailblazer that way.
Photos: Terry Richardson’s Diary
Lindsay: Fully Bloated
“Will I show it? Will I not? I am teasing you with a peek of WHAT EVERYONE HAS ALREADY SEEN A ZILLION TIMES.”
THIS is Lohan. Bored, and getting annoyed. Drooping (literally; look at the skin on her side). Cigarette in one hand, booze in the other. Throw-her-shit-everywhere slob. With carpets or drops rolled up like coke straws behind her. If I didn’t know this was Terry Richardson, I’d think this was a perfect shot. But since it is: Damn lucky shot.
god dam i would jerk all over them
If she were at all healthy, lucid, relevant, or working (in the non-actual-whore business), this would be a flattering hair length for her.
YES!! i thought the same thing–and she needs to get back to her redhead roots, whomever is telling her that blonde is her color is NOT her friend….
No, they still have that dumbass “Shhh…” on the finger.
You’re not Elizabeth Taylor. You’re not Marilyn Monroe. You’re not even Lindsay Lohan anymore, you idiot.
In related news, scientists have found that roughly 90% of females ever look pretty good in black and white pictures where they are squeezing their tits together.
Can she close her damn mouth?! Ever?! God that’s ugly.
Those are fake jugs, right? I’m pretty sure they’re fake. But they’re pretty damn good fakes. She had a great boob job. Still, she’s an ugly, diseased skank, but her fake jugs are quite bouncy.
Souless face
The dead animal skin around her shoulders has more soul than she has.
Flapjacks and cigarettes for breakfast again? Mmmm my knuckles smell like shit, I’ll pretend I’m eating them.
aw I think she must think she’s being seductive with heavy eyelids and the lips but she really does look out of it. Nip slip in the last couple pics.
25 year old boobs all sag like that…right?
She’s gonna need a scaffolding for holding those saggy puppies
WHAT. THE. FUCK?! This is so stupid and so fucking ugly!
Oh, look. She’s reading “Furious Love: Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, and the Marriage of the Century.” She still thinks she’s going to play Liz Taylor in that Lifetime movie.
Would You Do Me? I’d Do Me!
She’s pathetic. She used to be A- list, but because of her arrogance & stupidity, she’s now Z list & falling. So pathetic that she has to sneak into parties & hang out at the Chateau Marmont hoping for free drugs & booze…
this should just be the poster for sober living
oh girll, youre so artsy you hipster fucking gutter trash.
She’s just the smartest little fuck, isn’t she? Her double tall glass of bourbon there is going to make directors take her recovery & “career” more seriously.
dumb americans: she was paid by “American Tabacco”!!
Dear Lindsay,
You look nothing like Marilyn. Not even remotely. Hence, you are not Marilyn. You will never be Marilyn.
Sincerely,
The World
Lindsay Lohan dung heap.
This bitch. We tell her to fix her teeth, she fixes her teeth. We tell her to stop smoking crack, she buys a truckload. Whatever the equation is, the end result is crack.
we all have been telling her to go back to her natural red hair for years, and she ignores that too. She is such an idiot.
If you get up close and gently brush against them, her tits feel like failure.
Dead from the neck up
Fuck me! Twins Basil, TWINS!
They’re only separated by a few decades……. Oh, and talent, and sex appeal, and class and star quality.
If you mean that her tits are separated by a few decades, then yes, I agree.
Her glasses add an air of will.i.am classy!
She reads up becauseshe’s just soooo litererererararyy
Men would like to believe that we are eahlthy and we don’t need help. I’ts a manly thing, Ohh, don’t worry. I can handle it myself. I’m tough enough Men don’t like seeking help, much like the We’re lost. Ask for directions scenario.
“……… uhhhh like do I get the coke now?”
Terry Richardson is the new David Bailey
I smoke cigareets like a big girl
Lindsay’s nails continue to look like she wipes her arse with her bare hands
She is a filthy whore, who banged Richardson to get him to take pictures of her. She will suck any pole and teabag anyone to get a role. She prefers the back door and definately swallows. Problem sis she she has an incurable STD so no missionary.. She smells like, piss cigarettes, and tunafish that’s been left in the sun for a week. Meat curtains and saggy breast that have been pulled and sucked on more than a bag of taffy. Hang it up you disease ridden slut.
nicotine poisoning. or at least we can be hopeful.
this is *exactly* the kind of role model i want to have for my future children. I’ll have to bookmark this page to reference in the future.
i think her right boob is trying to escape.
She’ll never cut it with the Screen Actors Guild but she’s still a strong contender for a sag award.
“Breasts of a Queen.” -E.E.
I didnt know will.i.am was classy
he’s not, it’s fucking sarcasm
How do either of you know?
Sad to see someone fall so big…her tits are hanging, she looks drugged out. The photographer is making her a laughing stock.
I actually really like this photo. She looks cute … not like she’s totally dead inside as in any other photo of her. Poor girl. I hope she can get her s**t together one day.
Blowhan is going to die young and those pics will be worth a fair sum. It’s a photography hedge fund.
Wow, that’s a big ash.
She is the most pathetic and disgusting thing in the world. Putting her fingers in her mouth is her big pose? That’s all she’s got? Oh wait, there’s always flashing her cow tits and spreading her legs. Spectacular. The worst part is that she thinks she’s giving people what they want. The only thing I want is to read that she’s been trampled.
I call bullshit to those who say they wouldn’t nail Li-Lo if they had the chance…unless they are more gay than Perez Hilton like a couple of the guys above.
I would nail Li-lo then wash lil’spartacus with alcohol and wire wool for a week.
QUACK