Because I can’t get it up for Pauly D‘s love child – He wanted an abortion! She told her live-in boyfriend the baby was his! Castmembers from Jersey Shore somehow still matter because America has fallen! – here’s Lindsay Lohan with a remarkably polite john who had the decency to open her cab door and, in retrospect, hopefully isn’t a lawyer. (I typed this from international waters!) I just felt like it would do us all some good to see some things never change. Specifically Lindsay Lohan being a hooker. It’s like a warm blanket.
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