Lindsay Lohan In ‘Another Satisfied Customer’

October 25th, 2013 // 13 Comments

Because I can’t get it up for Pauly D‘s love child – He wanted an abortion! She told her live-in boyfriend the baby was his! Castmembers from Jersey Shore somehow still matter because America has fallen! – here’s Lindsay Lohan with a remarkably polite john who had the decency to open her cab door and, in retrospect, hopefully isn’t a lawyer. (I typed this from international waters!) I just felt like it would do us all some good to see some things never change. Specifically Lindsay Lohan being a hooker. It’s like a warm blanket.

Photos: Splash News


  1. cc

    Those Wall Street bastards are raking in bonuses again?! Actually, it’s Lindsay…maybe they aren’t.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Hugo vants us to valk with our arms like zhis!

  3. Samantha

    Unless there are pictures of her shoes exploding into white powder or she’s falling down drunk while ‘borrowing’ a nacklace no one gives a rat’s ass about this sexually confused milkaholic.

  4. Griefer

    A John can easily get a cleaner, better looking and drug free hooker for half the price of LiLo. They really have to have a Mean Girls LiLo fixation to pay for that.

  5. “another satisfied customer” indeed. is this movie a documentary about her attempts to start up a new, cashless blowjob economy? If so, i’m in.

  6. 30 minutes earlier:

    “Hi, I’m a director”

  7. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Starting to show the wear and tear, muffin. Might want to take a good look, its liver failure and leathery skin from here on out.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm, I didn’t order a salted caramel latte…oh, wait, that’s not salt…

  9. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes. The satisfied look of a man whose dick is already started to itch.

  10. Baron von Trippenhard

    Seriously, I would rather watch her turn into a full-on Jesus freak or even a Wahhabi Muslim if it meant her getting clean and sober and whole again. Anything but the slow-motion car/bus/dynamite truck collision we’re seeing here.

  11. Guest

    Um, that’s her chauffeur. He’s been in some earlier pictures with her.

  12. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Regarding LiLo’s appearance in the movie “Machete”, it appears that she wasn’t even in the script. She just stumbled onto the set and basically partied the whole time the movie was filmed. Her scenes weren’t acted, for the most part. That was just LiLo being LiLo.

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