Lindsay Lohan Is Still Lindsay Lohan

August 6th, 2013 // 42 Comments

Right now there’s a concentrated effort to make Lindsay Lohan look like she’s a whole new person who’s accepted Oprah into her heart as her Lord and Savior. Except if you look at everything she’s done since the day before she got out of rehab, you’ll see she’s still doing the same old shit:

HORSESHIT: Said she’s going to stay in rehab longer because she’s super serious about her sobriety.
REALITY: Checked out the exact second her court-mandated time was up.

HORSESHIT: Started rumors she’s going to be in Ben Affleck‘s next movie Live By Night.
REALITY: Her name crossed absolutely zero minds involved in the production.

HORSESHIT: Claims she won’t enter a room where there’s alcohol.
REALITY: Walked into Chelsea Handler‘s workplace.

And just in case you don’t get why the last one is ridiculous, that’s like saying you don’t want to be around child molesters and then going to mass.

 

“Haha! Look at her make fun of herself. She’s really learned from her mistakes and not at all doing it for the attention.” – Not a single fucking person on this earth

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Dave Spencer / Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan First Public Sighting Since Leaving Rehab
    ITOLDYOU
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW, Look at those legs!!! She is so freaking HOT!!!!

  2. Jon

    How many times has she made fun of herself like this? Pretty much the only work she can get.

  3. Hey, I went to mass on Sunday and I didn’t see any… oh, I see what you did there.

  4. Jack Ketch

    Everyone is, including her, making a point of mentioning alcohol, alcohol, alcohol … but what about drugs, drugs, drugs?? Is she still doing those? I’d bet yes. And if not – soon.

  5. ace11

    Wonder if she and Dylan Bruce had sex after the show?

  6. Lindsay Lohan First Public Sighting Since Leaving Rehab
    emma watson's vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    not hot enough to jerk off to but certainly good enough to fuck her and not loose an erection.

    • Jack Ketch

      Your erection is loose? Myself, I wouldn’t ever feature the words “erection” or “hot” in the same sentence as “Lindsay Lohan.”

      • emma watson's vagina

        yeah there’s a thing called desperation. and you hook up with a girl so ugly you can not get an erection or it goes away when you see her naked. then the girl has massage your dick for a half hour and still no good. so you have to look the other way and think about hot chicks while pounder the person.

      • Uh, that’s called Russel-Branding

      • emma watson's vagina

        ok. Mr/Mrs. thumbsdown troll. I would still able to get an erection with Lindsay. I would still be able to fuck her and shoot my baby batter in her without problems.

      • Mama Pinkus

        I pity the poor gal who feels the need to perform that function for you – at least fluffers get paid

      • But “loose”, heck yes! And not in just the figurative meaning of loose, but in the “hot dog down a hallway” meaning.

  7. EricLR

    I want to bang her before she OD’s, for several reasons:

    1) They get pretty cold AFTER they OD.

    2) Right now she is in that phase where she is just out-of-it enough to bang anyone with an ounce of coke, but is still together enough to be bathing and shaving her armpits. So it’s now or never, really.

    3) I can throw the sympathy card when she does die to get even MORE play.

  8. emma watson's vagina

    Lindsay Lohan: the Hollywood version of Flo from the Progressive Corporation ads.

  9. Cock Dr

    We should all chip in and crowdsource a movie to showcase her phenomenal acting abilities and heartbreaking beauty.
    I’ll start it off right with a fiver for a remake of “Debbie Does Dallas”.

  10. malaka

    she’ll probably get another hosting gig on SNL.
    lorne doesn’t care how much of a duche / trainwreck you are.
    its all about ratings.

  11. “And just in case you don’t get why the last one is ridiculous, that’s like saying you don’t want to be around child molesters and then going to mass.”

    Is that really necessary?? We’re on here to read about what a trainwreck LiLo is… not your opinions on Catholicism.

    • Fish wrecks everyone, don’t get so butt hurt. Unless of course your butt actually hurts, you know, from GOING TO MASS!!

      • Okay, that’s actually really funny- I can take a joke!!!! :-) It’s just that it’s fun to read about dumb sluts and dudes on this site- Political and religious views seem oddly out-of-place.

      • Do what I do…. not care. It works on so many levels.

      • It is what it is…If it starts to bother you, go to a post with boobs/butts/cocks/whatever gets you going and it will take your mind off it

      • What a reasonable proposal… how dare you suggest such a thing on the Internet, the very stomping ground of blind, indignant, frothing rage?

      • “Political and religious views seem oddly out-of-place.”

        ‘Zat so? You must not come here often, then. Some of Fish’s best eye-pokingly scathing posts is in a sociopolitical/religious vein, so much so that the all-too predictable protests of “I didn’t come here to read xyz and I’m being horribly victimized because I have no free will to go elsewhere so that means you should only be focusing on boobs instead of attacking my political party/religion/race” are lampooned as soon as a particularly juicy post goes up.

        If you don’t care for the sarcasm, you’re free to go elsewhere or only read the posts that meet your personal approval, but don’t try and dictate what’s “out of place” on someone else’s blog.

    • Charon

      Notice Fish never goes out of his way to piss off fundamentalist muslims?
      He’s pretty much just a keyboard coward; that or he secretly wishes he was diddled.

      • You’re right. I tend to only pick on the pussy religions like Christianity and Catholicism which, as you’ve pointed out, are full of pussies.

        I’m sorry, pussies!

    • As a former Catholic, I don’t understand people who still attend the Catholic church. They fucking molested thousands of little boys, the motherfucking priests who are supposed to be the right hand of God, and they were condoned and allowed to do it and protected. How the fuck can you still be a part of that church after all that shit that happened? How fucked in the head are you?

      • Christians (and a lot of others, to be fair) have selective vision and memory. They can pretend something isn’t happening even if it’s brought to their attention or happening right in front of their eyes.

  12. Jack Napier

    Holy hag!

  13. Lindsay Lohan is 27. Maybe she’ll be next on the list?

  14. Kodos

    Aww, c’mon!

    After yesterday’s naked teaser-fest, and we can’t even get ONE shot of the firecroctch and those pasty white thighs??

    Shit.

  15. Bynes

    There’s something different about the way shes smiling. It reminds me of the old Lindsay.

  16. Scott

    I still have a thing for Lindsay, aka Freckle Tits.

  17. I’d still wreck that ass.

  18. kery

    Lindsay isn`t a good actress and looks bad ;P

  19. Peggy P

    She’s fat now, and she needs to go on a diet. Healthy seems to be the new Hollywood term for FAT!

  20. Guest

    All of that horseshit was started by her dear old dad, not her.

  21. Garrett

    From an idiot article writer:
    “And just in case you don’t get why the last one is ridiculous, that’s like saying you don’t want to be around child molesters and then going to mass.”

    From an idiot commenter:
    “As a former Catholic, I don’t understand people who still attend the Catholic church. They fucking molested thousands of little boys, the motherfucking priests who are supposed to be the right hand of God, and they were condoned and allowed to do it and protected. How the fuck can you still be a part of that church after all that shit that happened? How fucked in the head are you?”

    Teachers, the celebrated martyrs, beloved by all Liberal-minded people, have molested far more children than Catholic priests have. Of course you’ll just say: “But that’s not the fucking issue (rage much?)…They tried to cover it up!” And what are Liberal-minded people doing by not even mentioning the fact that this is a huge issue in our schools? Why aren’t teachers condemned for their crimes? Why don’t we hear of the epidemic of child molesters in our schools?

    “The incidence of sexual abuse by teachers in public schools today has been estimated to be ‘more than 100 times’ that by Catholic priests, and there is alarming evidence of school officials covering up abuse and failing to report suspected cases to authorities. Yet the mainstream media has largely ignored this shocking story while still rehashing decades-old allegations of abuse by Catholic priests.”

    The biggest problem with the Catholic church was its thinking that they could reform child molesters and “forgive as Christ forgives” while ignoring the laws of the land. Even so, most of the child abuse cases are from years and years ago.

    “From the 1950s through the 1970s, the Catholic Church, following the then-prevailing societal practice, sent suspected abusers to psychologists rather than calling the police. When the Church was sending accused priests to psychological treatment, ‘the criminal justice system was doing the very same thing with convicted offenders – sending them to treatment instead of prison.’”

    Catholic priests are *less* likely to abuse than men in the general population:

    “[B]ased on the surveys and studies conducted by different denominations over the past 30 years, experts who study child abuse say they see little reason to conclude that sexual abuse is mostly a Catholic issue. ‘We don’t see the Catholic Church as a hotbed of this or a place that has a bigger problem than anyone else,’ said Ernie Allen, president of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children …”

    Because of the aforementioned problems the Catholic church implemented a ton of policies and is one of the safest organizations for children. FAR safer than public schools, or children among strangers.

    People that keep beating the same drum about the Catholic church usually have other issues they are hiding. Not only that, but look at the morons making the accusations: This article writer makes a living promoting garbage – including nudity, sexual promiscuity, terrible language, moronic sentiments, hate, intolerance, a burning desire to watch other people as they fail at life.

    A cadre of hypocrites.

  22. Lindsay Lohan First Public Sighting Since Leaving Rehab
    joho777
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay is really aging.

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