Lindsay Lohan ‘Begged’ Charlie Sheen To Buy Her A Dress For The amfAR Gala

Lindsay Lohan has probably stolen thousands of dresses, or at least enough babies and human organs to buy a new one, but that still didn’t stop her from her favorite pastime of making old, rich dudes pay for shit. Which apparently is what she did to Charlie Sheen for the amfAR Gala, according to Lainey Gossip who details how well that turned out. In the meantime, I’m trying to come up with a term that best encompasses the act of panhandling via blowjob, and so far all I can come up with is “blowjeg” and “freckle-snorkeling for wieners.” The AP’s free to use either one.

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