Lindsay Lohan has probably stolen thousands of dresses, or at least enough babies and human organs to buy a new one, but that still didn’t stop her from her favorite pastime of making old, rich dudes pay for shit. Which apparently is what she did to Charlie Sheen for the amfAR Gala, according to Lainey Gossip who details how well that turned out. In the meantime, I’m trying to come up with a term that best encompasses the act of panhandling via blowjob, and so far all I can come up with is “blowjeg” and “freckle-snorkeling for wieners.” The AP’s free to use either one.
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Probably not the same thing, but “panhandling via blowjob” made me think of this:
Stiffler’s mom!??
How can she even look at herself in the mirror at this point? I mean, the mirror she snorts stolen coke off of.
this is what happens when you feed a stray. Or pay a strays taxes. Or swirl your penis around the infected disease ridden mouth of a stray.
this girl is seriously fucked up. i never knew that she would turn into a whore for dresses, places to stay and awards shows. she’s on a downhill skid going 1000 MPH into a brick wall. i’m waiting for the day we here the news that she’s found dead in a back alley where she choked on a load. Mom must be so proud of her little girl. mon taught her so well.
Nothing more to add ^^^ you guys already pretty much covered everything about this tranny hooker.
the look on the woman’s face behind Lohan is priceless. she’s like…what the fuck…. am i at a porn convention in Vegas
What a guy that Charlie Sheen is. Helps another crackie out so she can go to some charity event (WTF is up with that mop on her head). Makes a video askig the LA cop killer to call him so the can work it out. What a guy.
I wanna peel off its skin with a knife.
Scary indeed……..
Guy looks like he’d rather be scrubbing out the toilets than posing with Lady Lindsey at this venue. Can’t say I blame him, odds are somebody will drag him into a fight or he’ll be called as a witness when the minks in the coat room start disappearing.
Sheen might bareback a porn star in the catcher’s mitt, but he probably does have some semblance of standards.
Isn’t the commonly accepted term for ‘panhandling via blowjobs’ Prostitution?
Her hair extensions took one look at her face and went “Ah, fuck this!” and killed themselves.
Her hair looks like she’s wearing a dirt-cheap, piece of shit wig from a Halloween costume!
Remind yourself that she is 26 years old and then look at her photo again. These photos are not candid photos they were supposedly taken after hours of hair & makeup.
Isn’t this the same person who wouldn’t do a kissing scene with Charlie because SHE was afraid of HIS germs? Hahahahahahahaha
How appropriate that the caption on the wall right above her head says “MAKING AIDS HISTORY.”
“freckle-snorkeling for wieners.” BWAAAAAHAHAHA
Losuckeled. As in “I will losuckel you for a new dress”. Or “Son I don’t think we can save your penis, just what happened to it again.” “Dr. I was losuckeled.”
If you could go back in time and show her 16 year old self what she would be in 10 years, she’d jump out of a fucking window.
She looks so awful. Too much collagen isn’t good babe ;)
You mean this isn’t Pamela Anderson’s older, street-working sister?
You can put a pile of shit in a pretty sack but it’s still just a pile of shit!
I’m sicking of seeing this deadbeat bitch.
she needs to quit and go into porn and get gangbanged like the disease bag she is.
does this mean that Charlie’s genetic blueprint was swirling around in Lohan’s mouth?
probably the scene went like this ” Swallow , you get the dress, spit , and you get cabfare “
This is what the dress ended up looking like:
http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/pussythecat2/lindsaydress_zpsf09cb06b.jpg
What a shame, all that work gone into the hand-done beadwork. For what ? This can of smashed assholes ?
+1 for “smashed assholes”
That’s an old saying, lol. “Looks like a can of smashed assholes.” I mean, look at her face … 26 years old. Huh ?
That’s my look when my GF states ,”You are going to Les Misérables no question.”
Quiet ,dignified defeatism ,pussyfied……..
pussyfied
can someone who cares PLEASE intervene with gal – she is still so young; doesn’t she have ANYONE WHO CARES?
Uuuuuhhhh, nobody gives a fuck….. well except for those that have crackhan in their deadpool……
Sorry, too busy caring about the ones with genuine talent who actually want to get better.
Act like an ungrateful cunt and you’ll be treated like one.
Good lord, this girl is such a mess. It’s unbelievable that she looks like this!
My mom always said, “if you don’t have anything nice to say”…..
You people are hopeless.