Lindsay Lohan Got In Another Car Accident

July 26th, 2012 // 31 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan‘s somehow filming another movie right now, The Canyons, so naturally she’s repaying this new set of people who took a gamble on her by crashing into things with her car. It’s her version of a nice fruit basket. TMZ reports:

While cruising down Sunset Boulevard, Lindsay tapped the back of a silver Mustang … that wasn’t moving.
A woman in the Mustang says, “We were sitting at a light and somebody hit us.”
The woman says a male passenger in Lindsay’s car apologized and left his phone number … before telling her they had to keep going because paparazzi were following them.

ASSISTANT: Ma’am, we are so sorry. Here’s a number to call, but we can’t stick around, my boss is famous.
WOMAN: Wait, what about an insurance card? And there’s only five numbers here! I’m calling the po-

Photos: Splash News, TROV/AKM-GSI


  1. Tony

    You know who I always figured would get in a lot of car accidents? Lucy Liu.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Shopping Rodeo Drive
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    she should be wearing that guy’s cap.

  3. fuckityfuck

    Ugh, TMZ needs to quit reporting this shit, here i was hoping she might’ve died but nooooooo tmz has to ruin it for us. Happy fucking thursday.

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    Beaver Underground
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    The guards are not there to guard her. But to guard the public against her.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Shopping Rodeo Drive
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    is that the douche from the nickelodeon show figure it out?

  6. cc

    The people who let her keep her license don’t give a single solitary fuck about public safety do they?

    Maybe the laws are different in LA, but here that is known as ‘Fleeing the scene of an accident’ and is a serious driving offense.

  7. EricLr

    The hardest part of the story to believe is that anyone would voluntarily ride as a passenger in a car driven by Lindsay Lohan.

    • The Most Interesting

      Key-rist! At least soldiers get danger pay to ride around with bombs going off.

      And their job is a whole lot safer.

      Plus, they don’t have to sit next to the damn bomb.

    • I’m guessing the “male passenger” was an aide, and thus was paid to be there (hopefully he draws hazard pay).

  8. Cock Dr

    When she finally kills someone there will be howls of outrage from the normally comatose public.
    Why is this woman allowed to hold a driving license? How much proof does CA need that she’s a danger behind the wheel?

    • Honestly, I don’t think there will be outrage. Oh, I’m sure a few people will be outraged, but on the whole I’m guessing most people will take it in stride. “Hey, Lohan killed someone. Surprised it didn’t happen sooner.”

    • Billy Ray

      Agreed. They need to take this bitch’s license away. And burn the cereal box it came in.

  9. CranAppleSnapple

    I hate her guts.

  10. As much as I love you, Fish, please stop using the headline “Lindsay Lohan got in a car accident” whenever she touches something with her car.

    You’re getting me excited to read about a fiery ball of wreckage hurtling through the air.

  11. Jacob

    …of course she did…that’s our Lindsay

  12. Lindsay Lohan Shopping Rodeo Drive
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    If the police don’t give a fuck, neither do I.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Shopping Rodeo Drive
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    DAMN, She got great legs!!!!

  14. Seriously I am on the fence as to whether she has to keep using the same publicity stunt every week because she’s a moron or she really keeps accidentally crashing into things because she’s a moron.

  15. Henry

    To insurance companies, car dealerships, the state of California, Los Angeles County and its various officials, (including but not limited to the LAPD and the DMV), the motherfucker in the passenger seat, and so on…

    You’re all fucking retards.

  16. Eddie Baby

    Excuse me my boss is high as a kite, so we have to keep going before the cops arrive.

  17. logan

    Driving does take a certain level of intelligence that this girl evidently does not have. Drugs aside, cell phone aside and being able to have a certain level of concentration is needed. As long as she is able to pay the high premiums she will get insurance. I had a friend who got in a fender bender everytime she got behind the wheel. She just couldn’t drive, plain and simple. Hire a driver, clearly driving is wayyyyyyy over your head.

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    Throw her ass in jail already!!!

  19. Justified

    The only things I want to hear about Lindsay Lohan is she’s being beaten down every day in prison, and she’s got 20 years to go…

  20. anonym

    WHAT THE FUCK is up with this bitch and crashing Porsches…….

    and where the fuck is she getting the money to buy them

  21. Herman Bumfudle

    ok elizabeth! and when they catch on that you’re throwing away cars like snot rags?

  22. Hell Rell

    So by Hollywood legal standards, she’s going to have to maim or kill someone before her license is permanently revoked and she does serious time.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Shopping Rodeo Drive
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    Ew, ew, ew. God Damn.

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