Lindsay Lohan Bails On Barbara Walters. Of Course.

November 9th, 2012 // 46 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan should have counted her goddamn lucky freckles she somehow scored an interview with Barbara Walters, but of course she’s now bailed because Barbara might ask a softball question about her being charged with lying to the police, and if there’s a new way to fuck the living shit out of her career, Lindsay will find it, snort it then convert it into a baby and run over it with her car. TMZ reports:

But sources close to the actress tell us … in the past week, producers made it clear to Lohan that Barbara wanted to talk about her personal life as well … including allegations that she lied to police about the June car crash on Pacific Coast Highway.
We’re told Lindsay’s new PR team, Rogers & Cowan, felt it would be a mistake to put Lindsay in the hot seat … where she could possibly say something that could screw up her case … so they pulled the plug.

Of course, the real story here is that Lindsay Lohan amazingly hired a publicity team that understands the best possible move in any situation is for her to never speak a single word to anyone. Their entire pitch was probably just them spelling the words, “Shut the fuck up,” with coke. She never stood a chance.

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. “counted her lucky freckles” hahaha that really tickled my funny bone.In all seriousness, it’s probably a good move. She should’ve sent Dina in her place- now THAT would results in some LOLs

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    Comedy Puppet
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    I heard that someone slapped her in the back when she was getting botox and now her face is stuck like this.

  3. Schmidtler

    “Shut the fuck up” is probably the single best legal advice for anyone involved in a criminal matter. You know that part in the miranda warning the cops give you, anything you say can and will be held against you? – yeah, they really mean that shit. That’s the cops’ job – to get you convicted of a criminal offense and throw your stupid ass in jail, so, do yourself a favor, shut the fuck up and don’t help them do that to you.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Charity Event Will Power
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    She was probably on set for a pre-taping and then one of the crew walked up to her and said “Mr Walters, its almost time to start, I told warned you that Ms. Lohan was going to be late?”

  5. USDA Prime McBeef

    She looks like she is wearing one of those creepy clear mask things for robbing convenience stores.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Fuck that whore Barbara.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Charity Event Will Power
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    “Ms. Lohan! Ms. Lohan! Can you recall the exact DAY that you stopped being attractive?”

  8. Is anybody surprised by this? I’m so sick of her and her bullshit.

  9. logan

    As I said on another site, if an interviewer can’t ask Lohan about her past and present legal woes, what are they going to talk about? The half decent movie she made many, many years ago? Her lying druggy parents? The time she got paid for taking her clothes off? Walters got off easy. Ask Dr. Phil about interviewing a Lohan.

  10. Typical jealous starlet. Afraid to appear next to someone who looks younger.

  11. Fred Ziffel

    “We need Randall’s ludicrous statement quickly for the press, mutters the PR firm ,. Start blogging , Randall!!”

  12. Kodos

    When Baba WahWah explains how she banged half of the power elite (including married men) back in her younger days, then she can sit in judgement of LiLo.

    Now get back to your pen at The View. The other harridans need you to fight through their group hot flash.

  13. Mike Hunt

    My estimation for the new blowjob pricing structure after looking at these photos is a liter of Diet Pepsi and a bag of Lay’s barbecue potato chips if I’m feeling generous. If not , two Marlboro cigarettes and a two – for the price of – one Whopper coupon

  14. EricLr

    WTF, did her “PR team” (which, I suspect, consists of her coke dealer, that electric toothbrush that yells at her every morning, and Dina) really think Barbara, or anyone else, wants to talk about her *professional* life?!?!?

  15. These Rogers & Cowan people are either the smartest people on the planet for telling her to zip the fishlips, or the stupidest for taking Lindsay on as a client in the first place.

  16. inkydink

    good. now hohan doesn’t get prime time publicity for that crapfest lifetime movie. her new PR firm has handled RDJ and Mel Gibson so they probably took this twat on as a ‘challenge’

  17. El Jefe

    Does anyone really expect Lindsay to show up for shit? Unless you are throwing a cocaine and alcohol rager, there is about a 10% chance she is going to show up to whatever you book her for.

  18. zomgbie

    windsay wohan, werwe u dwiving when u werwe awwested?

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    Muy caliente Cholita.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Charity Event Will Power
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    Joan Rivers 2.0

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    Hugh Evers
    Commented on this photo:

    “Linsay you are sporting an extra chin. What’s your secret? What would you tell fans who want a bloated coke-whore look but can’t afford endless amounts of uncut flake?”

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    Hate Mongrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t blame her for skipping out on Barbara Walters. She’s been known to ask brutal questions like, “If you were a twee, what kind of twee would you be?”, and “What superpower would you most want to have?”

  23. Lindsay Lohan Charity Event Will Power
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    god-damn, that face just gets more hideous each and every week!!!
    although i am horrified by what i see- i just can’t turn away due to a morbid fascination by just how bad can she get!
    time can only tell us…….

  24. Lindsay Lohan Charity Event Will Power
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    Damn. Is Lohan preparing for a role as Carnie Wilson back in her bloated days?

  25. Burt

    They felt it was unwise to ” put Lindsay in the hot seat”… Since when is doing a Barbara Walters interview being in the hot seat? Her interviews are all about promoting the interviewee. She practically invented the concept. What’s next, her new team will prevent her from doing a Ryan Seacrest produced reality series, saying that his production company doesn’t lay the BS thick enough?

  26. Lindsay Lohan Charity Event Will Power
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    …and to think I use to flap off to thoughts of her back in the day…god what was I thinking…

  27. Lindsay Lohan Charity Event Will Power
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    she visited the same butcher that rose mc gowan

  28. Lindsay Lohan Charity Event Will Power
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    You can do a lot of things with plastic surgery that subtly enhance, but it appears the quickest way to look terrible is through the lips. The lips, girl, why did you mess with the lips?!

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