Lindsay Lohan Bails On Barbara Walters. Of Course.
Lindsay Lohan should have counted her goddamn lucky freckles she somehow scored an interview with Barbara Walters, but of course she’s now bailed because Barbara might ask a softball question about her being charged with lying to the police, and if there’s a new way to fuck the living shit out of her career, Lindsay will find it, snort it then convert it into a baby and run over it with her car. TMZ reports:
But sources close to the actress tell us … in the past week, producers made it clear to Lohan that Barbara wanted to talk about her personal life as well … including allegations that she lied to police about the June car crash on Pacific Coast Highway.
We’re told Lindsay’s new PR team, Rogers & Cowan, felt it would be a mistake to put Lindsay in the hot seat … where she could possibly say something that could screw up her case … so they pulled the plug.
Of course, the real story here is that Lindsay Lohan amazingly hired a publicity team that understands the best possible move in any situation is for her to never speak a single word to anyone. Their entire pitch was probably just them spelling the words, “Shut the fuck up,” with coke. She never stood a chance.