Lindsay Lohan Bails On Barbara Walters. Of Course.

The Superficial | November 9, 2012 - 11:48 am

Lindsay Lohan should have counted her goddamn lucky freckles she somehow scored an interview with Barbara Walters, but of course she’s now bailed because Barbara might ask a softball question about her being charged with lying to the police, and if there’s a new way to fuck the living shit out of her career, Lindsay will find it, snort it then convert it into a baby and run over it with her car. TMZ reports:

But sources close to the actress tell us … in the past week, producers made it clear to Lohan that Barbara wanted to talk about her personal life as well … including allegations that she lied to police about the June car crash on Pacific Coast Highway.
We’re told Lindsay’s new PR team, Rogers & Cowan, felt it would be a mistake to put Lindsay in the hot seat … where she could possibly say something that could screw up her case … so they pulled the plug.

Of course, the real story here is that Lindsay Lohan amazingly hired a publicity team that understands the best possible move in any situation is for her to never speak a single word to anyone. Their entire pitch was probably just them spelling the words, “Shut the fuck up,” with coke. She never stood a chance.

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