There’s A Reason Why No One Talks About Lindsay Lohan’s Ass (It Can Read Thoughts)

December 5th, 2013 // 40 Comments
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If you’re wondering to yourself, how is that Lindsay Lohan who hasn’t had a (decent) paying acting job in almost a decade can afford trips to Miami, how do I put this? Sometimes mommies don’t pay enough attention to daddies because, well, you’re here, so they’re not going anywhere without it getting really, really expensive. So daddies need to find a special friend who will pay attention to them, without talking, in exchange for less money than it would cost to live in an efficiency that smells funny but you still have to stay at every other weekend. So in the end, everyone wins because being a grown up is just tops.

Photos: FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

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    greenmeanie
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    Didn’t she used to have boobs?

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    greenmeanie
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    It’s like a frog standing on it’s back legs.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Ass
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    How does she sit comfortably with no ass?

  4. anonymous

    So is that Liam Neeson’s son’s house? The house of the kid she isn’t banging because she too focused on her caree…..hahahahahahahahahaha! I just could not finish her PR’s statement without laughing.

    • The PR didn’t mention what career. They clearly meant prostitute. You have read betwseen the lines => “Lindsay hasn’t been dating ANY of the people she’s been reportedly seeing recently” translates to “Lindsay HAS been having sex with all of them for money”.

  5. Urbanspaceman

    She’s built like a sausage.

  6. The poster child for wasted potential in Hollywood.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Ass
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    Damn. Her tits have gone flat. That was the only thing keeping her semi-relevant. Next!

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    Cock Dr
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    Selfies are always near the top of the priority list.

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    Cock Dr
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    Working makes tits tired.

  10. If she was someone’s mom, I would say “That’s not bad for a mom” but sadly she’s in her 20′s.

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    Deacon Jones
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    God damn, where did they go?!

  12. ace11

    This thing hasn’t even squeezed out a kid yet (that we know of)

    Imagine what she will look like then

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    catapostrophe
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    That just doesn’t make any sense.

    Also, I don’t like looking at it.

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    elephantman
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    Gravity can be so crule, but in this case I think its quite deserving.

  15. I’d just like to point out that she is 27 years old. I’d say she has the body of a 55 year old grandmother…except Demi Moore looks much better than this.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Is that Lindsay or Dina?

  17. Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Ass
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    That’s Phyllis Diller’s ass!

  18. Coming soon to a theater near you ” Linsay Lohans BackFat in 3-D, Imax, and SMELLO-Vision.

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    Phuqueue
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    That ass look soooo tight!!!! I bet she could squeeze your dick so hard, make you say Hallelujah!!

  20. Lindsay walks into a bar. The bartender looks at her and says, “Hey lady… why the long everything?”

  21. just as Marie responded I’m blown away that a person can make $7287 in four weeks on the computer. read here…bay91

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    Anonymous
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    It’s not her bum that looks a problem. It’s her dowager’s hump. She is getting a slight hunch in her shoulders and that’s not normal for a girl her age. She can always shape up her bum. But that posture may mean she is lacking calcium. She needs to take better care of herself. If I had beauty like hers I would do everything to preserve it.

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    fred
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    Her bum is a big problem. Her posture she can straighten out but her butt is bizarre, really short & flat but somehow saggy at the same time. She has really odd proportions, not fat but very thick thighs with the strange little butt & a bloated gut. She was never pretty, let alone beautiful, she was cute at best. Red haired & freckled. She’s just ghastly now with the fillers & the fake tan & the cigarette & alcohol bloating, etc.. But there was never anything much to preserve.

    • Throb The Wonder Mule

      I must disagree, she WAS very pretty/beautiful. Had a wonderful face, BUT not anymore for sure !
      SHe was HOT for a little while, YEARS ago……

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    fred
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    Her gut sticks out further than her tits. Freckles & cankles, oh my!

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    fred
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    She’s pregnant with vodka!

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    Jentilly
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    Ew it’s almost as sad as Mileys

    • whatthe

      Miley’s ass is 10,000X better looking than that.
      Miley actually works out and has some muscle and a toned ass.

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    bewbs
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    I feel like this is what it would look like if you put a frog in a swimsuit.

  28. joblo

    I’ve seen worse, I’ve seen better. Carry on.

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