Lindsay Lohan Is Broke (Again)

April 2nd, 2014 // 35 Comments
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Back in July, Oprah paid Lindsay Lohan $2 million to appear on a reality show that accurately portrays her as the fuck up she is. So the fact that I’m writing this post almost nine months later instead of the very next day is a miracle in and of itself. I’m man enough to admit that. Page Six reports:

LiLo was not amused when her cards were declined at Rag & Bone on Mercer Street Sunday.
A source close to the troubled starlet — who is reportedly so broke that the production company behind her reality show on Oprah Winfrey’s OWN had to come through with checks for her rent and security deposit — told us, “Lindsay was trying to buy something for around $300 but her credit cards were declined. She looked really embarrassed and tried to negotiate before her friend finally stepped in and paid.”

Fortunately, Lindsay’s turned her life around and is a serious actress/producer with a new movie Inconceivable set to start shooting in March, so that takes care of- what’s that? It’s already April and nobody shot a goddamn thing? Suck the dicks! SUCK ALL THE DICKS BEFORE YOU GO BANKRUPT.

Photos: Getty

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  1. cc

    Nothing a whack of blowjobs can’t fix.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    -”HAHAHAHAHA*sigh*people are still giving me a second chance*snort*”
    -”Second? Don’t you mean Fiftieth? *ROFL*”

  3. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    -”Hello audience, I banged you, you, you and you, not you, you, not you two, you, you, you are down for later,…”
    -”Lindsay, we really need to get on with this interview”

  4. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is what I look like without makeup!”

  5. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    -”So, Jimmy, got any crack?”
    -”ummmm…well it looks like it’s time for a commercial break!”

  6. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    -”So, Lindsay, can you please describe the casting process to any viewers who’d like to follow in your footsteps?”
    -”Well it’s really a lot of rubbing, tugging, sucking and blowing and then *SPLASH* in your face!”

  7. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey Jimmy…smell my finger”

  8. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    Fallon: “Two million? Just gone? Where did it go?”
    Lohan: “From there, you should be able to look up my nose and see it.”

  9. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    “*teehee* look I’m casting Lindsay Lohan!”

  10. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    “OK, but Lindsay, what happens when both the producer and the director are there?”

  11. oh i know

    this most shocking part of this story is that LiLo actually has FRIENDS??!?

  12. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    “And this is kind of how it’s like when a whole bunch of studio execs are there!”

  13. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is what it’s like after shooting with Terry Richardson”

  14. She is hopeless. People just keep throwing her lifeline after lifeline and she keeps fucking it up.

  15. Jack Ketch

    Why is she always referred to as a starlet?? She’s not a starlet; she’s a used-up, done-for, useless, skanky piece of crap.

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      It’s related to the idea that every woman in porn is called a “porn star”.
      In short, it means nothing, but sounds better than “whore”.

  16. anonymous

    Kind of fitting that she blows through money AND she blows to make money.

  17. The illuminati are very cruel to those who disappoint them.

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      Tell us about it – they aren’t very good to the ones who do their bidding either.

  18. A guy

    She is destined for porn. She needs to stop denying her destiny and get on with the anal gangbangs she was meant to film.

  19. BSName

    That is $7,300 a day. If she plans to continue to live this lifestyle after retiring she is going to have to come up with about $70,000,000.

  20. I bet she had to blow her “friend” after he dropped the $300.

    • buzz

      Pretty sure her “friend” is her personal assistant who is not only out $300 but now worried about if his/her next paycheck is going to be good.

  21. JimBB

    Lieutenant Dan, she tasted like cigarettes.

  22. anonym

    dumb fucking bitch should go rent an apt like the rest of America.

    She thinks she deserves a luxury lifestyle and lives beyond her means.

    Kick her to the curb already. shit.

  23. People really need to stop bailing her out. Just let her fuck herself into oblivion so we can stop hearing about her. There are FAR more deserving people out there who could use the help and money, and who would actually, you know, APPRECIATE IT.

  24. BetterBelieveIt

    Lindsay is so freaking HOT I would give her ALL my money. I saw her on the Ellen show and man do she have GREAT legs. A total 10!!

  25. “I’ll give you five million dollars for your virginity.”

  26. Lindsay Lohan Jimmy Fallon
    Mr. Fahrenheit
    Commented on this photo:

    One of these people is rich and doesn’t deserve to be.
    One of these people was rich and didn’t deserve to be.

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