Lindsay Lohan Still Has Huge Breasts, And I Dunno, Something About Drinks

September 15th, 2011 // 130 Comments

Blib blib blabba huge boobs blabba blabba duck lips yadda yadda did more stupid shit. Via omg! on Yahoo:

The official Women’s Wear Daily twitter account posted the following tweet last night: “Lindsay Lohan just threw a full drink at a boy at V magazine party who dared to snap her pic. #NYFW.”
This “boy” was apparently professional photographer Jasper Rischen, who tweeted, “Wow. Lindsay Lohan is as trashy as they always say. She threw drinks and glasses to me as we tried to take a shot for@vmagazine…” (He punctuated his tweet with a more colorful descriptor.)

And that descriptor is “C.u.n.t.” On an equally accurate note, I like how Lindsay Lohan is really going out of her way to screw herself in not just the film industry but now fashion as well. And all because her mom hates drinking alone though she’ll do it because she’s a survivor. That’s really what it comes down to. Just when Lindsay’s given one more opportunity to be a part of something, Dina comes along and says, “Honey, drink your breakfast.” She’s not 13 anymore! God!

Photos: Splash News


  1. She loves to wear clothes that glisten like semen and blood.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
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    horrible shoes

  3. Phil Asheeo

    She’s getting to look worse , day by day.
    Is there a death pool yet ?

  4. thephoenix

    I want nothing more than to go ATM with her

  5. karlito

    i could picture these two at their trailer park back home and these shots of them wouldn’t look any different. they look pretty hammered in most of the shots when their standing together.

  6. I call bullshit. Like she would ever waste alcohol by throwing it on someone.

    • TomFrank

      Maybe if she had to pay. But Lindsay™ doesn’t have to pay for drinks, she’s Lindsay™! Remember?

    • kimmykimkim

      What they didn’t mention is that she licked it off him AND made him wring out his shirt in a glass. Bitch knows her priorities.

  7. Mitch

    She is developing jowls again, the kind that scream out “slap my face with your throbbing cock”.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Dina Lohan
    Cock Dr
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  9. I really dig the rug burn on her right knee.

  10. Buddy the Elf

    God she’s fucking nasty.
    I’m sure she smells like cigarettes, too. The most disgusting skin ever.

    Look at Bar Refaeli below who is a year or two older, Linds could be her grandmother, if her granny was a lesbian, pasty-white whore.

    • Meh, I still would do Lindsay. Those big jugs get me aroused everytime.

      • Buddy the Elf

        Hey dont get me wrong, who doesnt love big jugs?
        Just saying, here in Northern CA, I see nice jugs ever damn day. At the store, the beach, my kids soccer games. Those arent the only jugs around – and you KNOW those fuckers are nasty-ass, veiny, pasty white things.


    • Clarence Beeks

      I have FIFTEEN YEARS on Lilo, and I look younger. Of course, I have actually slept in my lifetime.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Dina Lohan
    Cock Dr
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    What a pair of cunts.
    Also, fucking ugly weird shoes on an otherwise looking plastic fantastic LiLo.
    Lean over LiLo. Jump around. You only have one thing left that people are interested in and they aren’t getting any younger or perkier.

  12. if ur gona get drinks thrown at you at least get a couple upskirts.. n00b

  13. RoboZombie

    Where would you put the wiener first? In the duck lips or through the cans??

  14. Anon

    Please, Fish, pleeeeeease do something about the ads with sound!

  15. Richard McBeef

    Who invites her to these swanky parties? I wouldn’t invite her to a bachelor party. Even though it’s a sure thing, the entertainment only gets a line or two of the coke.

    • Fletch

      I’m sure she just shows up to 75% of this crap and forces her way in.

      • Richard McBeef

        well maybe she will just show up to the bachelor party, although I doubt it will take much pelvic force for anybody to get “in”

  16. Venom

    They should really teach a class in university or do a study on the enigma that is Lindsay Lohan.

    You basically have a chick that never really made a top grossing blockbuster movie, basically has not worked in half a decade and has major issues with the law and following the rules, yet is in the tabloids every single day and gets more press than most A list stars could ever dream of.

  17. The ironic part is her behavior is keeping her from getting employment…but keeping paparazzi employed. Kind of like the war on drugs. Obama, I’m looking at you.

    what? I’m not all dick jokes and railing on fat chicks, I’ve got other opinions too.

    • Richard McBeef

      obama should end the war on drugs, push through a huge stimulus package from columbia, and lohan’s coke fueled antics will create jobs for millions of paparazzi.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      I don’t feel like getting railed right now, thanks.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Dina Lohan
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    i can totally see a threesome between these 2 and that car behind them on the left.

  19. right

    She’s on my deadpool list. Don’t let me down bitch.

  20. ZigZagZoey

    Meanwhile back at home Ali is hanging in the closet like the coat hanger she keeps impersonating.

  21. LJ

    Can’t wait to see how she tries to rationalize (read lie) her way out of this one:

    V Magazine throws a party.
    V Magazine hires International Photographer Jasper Rischen to photograph the party.
    V Magazine invites Lindsay Lohan to the party.
    Lindsay Lohan throws glass and drink at employee of party host V Magazine for attempting to do the job he was hired to do.
    Lindsay Lohan stumbles into parking lot and mugs for the paparazzi.

    Self destruction at its best.

    • i wish she’d date chris brown awhile, just til she ‘gets it’

      • Jack Ketch

        I doubt even Chris Brown would go near that (infested) fire-crotch … not sure which is worse, this image of Lindsay in her trashy get-up or Dina in a red dress (gak) … lately her pictures just make me want to shower.

  22. EricLr

    I think she’s hot! But then, I’m a necrophiliac.

  23. Yay!

    There they are!!!

  24. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
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    Damn. In this pic she actually looks like someone I could slip some seed into.

  25. Jack

    I wonder if her ovaries are freckled.

    • mel

      me too. i also think people would have a hard time distinguishing where her actual nipples are located. and god knows if you were in a 69 with her on top, you’d be praying those spots are only freckles!

      • I’d love to be the guy making the search for her nipples and I suspect there are very few, if any at all, freckles below the belt. Freckles appear on skin that has been exposed to the sun.

        Other than great tits she has very little else that would allow her to be considered a contributing member of society.

        I have no idea how much her duck lips cost her, but she could have saved a lot of coin by just having someone punch her in the mouth 3 or 4 times.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
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    They look so soft.

  27. Tristyn

    This sloppy bitch is to stupid and desperate. for her any attention is better than none..

  28. JC

    It’s really brilliant logic on Lindsay’s behalf:

    1. Start as precocious young starlet with fantastic rack.
    2. Morph into a drunken, coke-addled mess with multiple arrests, thereby becoming unhirable, even by coke-addled Hollywood director standards.
    3. Remain in the public eye only because of degenerate antics and the paparazzi.
    4. Assault photographers.
    5. ?
    6. Profit.

  29. mel

    fucking dumb duck-lipped cunt!

  30. Phil Aasheeo

    Looks like a coke -fueled night followed by an Ambien hangover , plus puffiness from the alcohol.. She runnin on empty.
    Both of these cunts are like a bullshit factory with the controls wide open . The shit just keeps spilling out .

    • Jack Ketch

      Both of them are so full of shit they squeak going into a turn, the latest being that “Ali achieved her new look naturally.” HA !!

  31. Best Squib Ever

    “Blib blib blabba huge boobs blabba blabba duck lips yadda yadda did more stupid shit. ”

    Excellent work sir.

  32. OK

    Its getting hard to masterbate to those tits while those disgusting fake lips are staring you in the face.

  33. Juoil

    Huge? Those are average on my book

  34. Frank Burns

    Out-of-control drunk floozy acts like out-of-control drunk floozy. What did they expect? P. S. – boobs!

  35. more crap.
    more tits
    more lips
    more masturbation

  36. Clarence Beeks

    I hope she gets assault charges pressed by the victim. Maybe someone in Mew York will actually throw this stupid bitch in jail.

  37. Mylady

    The lady caca aka Frankenstein shoes go nicely with her dress, and it appears that her mother is holding her up in some of the photos, just another couple of drunks on the sidewalk is all I see.

  38. LJ

    The pictures posted by Fish are NOT of Lindsay last night:

    This is Lindsay leaving the Party last night:

    This is her at the party just before she threw the drink:

  39. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Dina Lohan
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    I want to fuck them both

  40. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Dina Lohan
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    Unless the thrown drinks in question were non-alcoholic, I’m calling bullshit. Lindsay wasting alcohol?!? That’s just rich. Although, if they were non-alcoholic drinks, that would totally explain why she threw them in the first place.

  41. Matthew

    Lindsay is a Z-lister and her mother AKA party mom dina should go away No wonder she is a 15 minute of fame next ting you know she be dead!

  42. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
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    Great looking woman.

  43. What a retard

    She’s been through rehab, what, 6 times now? And she’s publicly out drinking with her mom. I don’t understand how her mom can look at herself in the mirror; someone needs to put a bullet in her head…

  44. ahhemmmm

    I don’t get it. Everyone is always making a big deal out of her “huge” boobs. Real or not, those things aren’t huge. They look very average and she is not very attractive. She looks like this generations version of Bo Derek, but Bo was much more attractive…and actually looks better now in her 60′s than Lindsay does in her 20′s, wow!

  45. anonym

    that whorebag mom needs to stay away.
    she’s ruining lindsay’s already-ruined image.

    also, lindsay needs to exercise that ass more. she’s got one of the flattest asses i’ve seen

  46. dontkillthemessenger

    Obama needs to stop saying the most dangerous person in the world was killed. I still see Dina in the back of these pictures.

    I imagine that if I sprinkled coke on my penis and dipped my balls in tequila, Lindsay would knock on my door 8 minutes later.

  47. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Dina Lohan
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    Took you long enough to notice… I don;t care about her jail time or anything like that, i just wanna see more of her tits…

  48. Breasts? She had those removed years ago. Those are wine pouches she had grafted on. Judging by the sag factor, the night is still young.

  49. Do Freebird

    These are your tits on drugs. Any questions?

  50. ummm…did anyone notice the tennis peds she is wearing under the hoof shoes? wow…just wow

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