Lindsay Lohan has somehow managed to delay production of Liz & Dick every single week starting with demanding casting approval of who plays Richard Burton followed by crashing her Porsche into a tractor-trailer even though the producers’ insurance explicitly banned her from driving during production and then just last Friday, trying to call in sick only to have everyone think she finally OD’d. So keeping that in mind, it was only a matter of time until she just started walking around set breaking shit which I’m sure has nothing to do with her still hiding alcohol in water bottles. I don’t see the connection.
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She’s totes sober, you guys. Totes sober.
She be trippin’.
She be illin’
I didn’t see the words “GAPING HEAD WOUND” in the text, so I skipped it. She’s disappointing her followers.
To be fair, she isn’t used to wearing such low heels.
‘SCUSE ME. TERRY RICHARDSON AND COKE JUST CALLED.
Not pictured : Dina Lohan thinking, “Checkmate Jenner.”
I think her “control top” has sprung….
Alcoholic beer belly
“I must go, my planet needs me.”
So is this an action flick? It seems all the stills show her in some sort of panic mode.
Didn’t young Liz break her back in a horse riding accident? If Lindsay was serious about acting she’d add a little method to her madness.
Why does her face look like it just paid a visit to Ashley Judd’s plastic surgeon?
Is she seriously falling over in this picture? What the hell is she doing?
I can’t help but think ‘buyer beware’ and laugh at them buying a known train wreck.
My sympathies do go out to Liz Taylor as she must be turning over in her grave wondering what did I ever do to deserve THIS. What a fine tribute indeed.
It all pretty damned funny regardless how you look at it.
Agreed. Jennifer Love Hewitt as “Audrey Hepburn” was bad enough – this take it to a whole other level of Hell. Can we be far off of Tara Reid doing “Princess Diana” or Snookie giving us “Mother Theresa”?
The Moo Cow compared herself to The Virgin Mary so any of those are not out of the realm of pissibilites.
That’s actually just an elaborate sobriety test.
SBD
Oh, she is a pro alright, just not at acting.
No one told her there would be walking involved.
Crackie walks for no one!!!!!!!
“We went of this last time, Lindsay. SCRAM is just an acronym.”
“It tried to cut me off!!”
“The truth is, this is probably the least awful thing she’s done in years. Let her wear it.” – PETA
My first thought seeing this picture:
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/017/383/1252348534460.png?1252470251
Fur and FUPA, the two Fs of fashion.
MAN, She got great legs!!!!
WOW, Perfection!! Nice Boobs!!!
Put a football under her arm and that’s one hell of a Heisman Trophy pose.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud.
Random thought, a Lindsay Lohan/Miley Cyrus threesome would be pretty epic.
Threesome with who else? Billy Ray or Michael Lohan?
Or, perhaps Joe Simpson? Just for the sake of genetic diversity.
this is bullshit! where are the photos of her AFTER she tripped?
Exactly. I want to see her face down with her dress up over her……..Oh, wait we all have seen that before. Never mind.
“Outta my way. Big sale on sea jasper. Outta my way.”
Lord this girl give late night comics so much material.
This cunt demanded cast approval? Since when is she in a position to demand anything? She’s lucky she’s still allowed to breath air, much less make any kind of demand.
“Robin! Off to the Batcave!”
Even Lindsay is giving this movie a thumbs down
This is just too good NOT to read:
Lohan has caused Two Entertainment (AFTRA and IATSE) Unions to investigate working conditions on the set of Liz and Dick.
She has had screaming fights with the Executive Producer in her trailer holding up production.
Larry Thompson has now let out that LiLo was not his choice for the role but was forced on him by LifeTime.
http://www.deadline.com/2012/06/lindsay-lohans-movie-triggers-sag-aftra-iatse-inquiries-what-is-really-going-on/
The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man meets Emmitt Smith breaking for the end zone.
That balloon of a face belongs on thicker, much more cellulite-y legs.
Whatever you do, Linds, don’t let go of the lighter.
I’ll give her this: It takes some commitment to wear skin-tight clothes when your belly’s full of bloat and fat like that. Commitment or self-delusion. Or self-delusion and crack. Whatever.
She looks nothing like she used too. If I was in a coma for the last five years and you asked me who this person was I wouldn’t know! She isn’t the ginger beauty she once was and I fear she’ll never be again…. I hate what she become.
Is the pot belly part of the costume is this bitch just fugly!
Too many chins.
that’s a mighty big belleh for such a skinny girl SOBER MY ASSssssssss
Best screen name EVER.
Can someone please just give this chick Owen Wilson’s sense of self worth and Ted Nugent’s access to weapons?
Mee t age less romance on agelover_c0rn
Lindsay Lohan is so pathetic. She needs to just stay the hell out of the spotlight cuz all she’s doin is embarrassing herself. Jeeze Lindsay, GO TO REHAB!!!!!!!!!
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i had walking pneumonia too, once, and it’s really had to know you have it if you’re already used to hearing a death rattle when you breathe.
*hard.
Poor Starey. :(
Hug.
Not even the Gaffers sandbag could protect the c-stand from the likes of her.
I don’t like hating on Lindsay, because I think she already gets it bad enough from the media as it is.. But I love this picture of her. It makes me laugh every time I see it. It’s just so ridiculous.