Lindsay Lohan’s Body Just Won’t Quit

August 17th, 2012 // 156 Comments

Somehow there’s been a Lindsay Lohan post every single day this week, so to cap off that achievement, here’s her body in peak physical condition while shopping in Venice yesterday, and for a 40-year-old mother of two who breastfed both her kids, she looks fantastic. Yes, some parts are a little droopy, but when you get that age after having rugrats- What’s that? 26 and no kids? CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Photos: RMBI/AKM-GSI

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  1. Rico Jones

    If she wasn’t gross, disgusting and Lindsay Lohan I would definitely go for a body like this. The only thing that turns me off is the fact that she is who she is.

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    catapostrophe
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    Now that’s what I call a human being.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Braless Side Boob
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    …and I though it would be alcohol that would cause night tremors.

  4. kimmykimkim

    Oh, no! You guuuuys! Why? WHY??

  5. Fernando Lamas

    Lindsay, you look absolutely FLAB-ulous!

  6. Cher X

    Sorry boys. Lindsay’s even ruined side boobs for ya’ll….

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    That right tit ain’t quite to her waist just yet, but man is it tryin’ to get there!

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    Zabou
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    Where did her ass and waist go?

  9. ace11

    She must be a Wild Cat in the sack

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    Brought It
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look close enough you could probably find Freckle Jesus.

  11. Buck

    Lindsay looks like one of those liberal hippie chicks that never grew up from the ’60′s

  12. cc

    Her body quit and went on a shopping spree at ‘The People of Walmart’.

  13. El Jefe

    All you girls out there doing drugs and drinking and smoking all the time and think you look fucking cool, this is your future.

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    The Electrician
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    At first I thought she had her shirt half-off because she was trying something on, but now I see her shirt is made that way. I’m both baffled and horrified.

    • MissMo

      hahahaha, I made the same comment a few pix ago, about thinking she was trying something on.
      But what possessed her to leave the house like that? WHY? WHY? PLEASE! SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME I DON”T UNDERSTAND IT.

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    just_elizabeth
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, I was thinking the same thing. This is more armpit boob than side boob.

  16. bdktti

    bleh!

  17. That’s one way to hide a stupid torso tattoo. Smother it with pendulous udders.

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    seriously. eew

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    Frank Burns
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    Top o’ the muffin to you, Lindsay.

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    joho777
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    No waist and no muscle tone what-so-ever,

    But Lindsay is still sucking on her cigarettes, Her breath must be horrid.

  21. mel

    ever go for a long run, realize how sweaty the area where your ballsack meets your leg is and then for some god-forsaken reason, decide to run your finger over the area and then take a sniff? i have – more than a few times… a combination of curiosity and depravity i suppose.

    anyhow, that’s what it smells like under her tit. if you were to lift it up, you’d be hit square in the nose with an odor even more pungent than smelling salts!

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    Cock Dr
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    Here’s Lindsay Lohan, former acclaimed child actor, now washed up thief, drug addict and all round dirtbag.
    Fellow gingers, here is a cautionary look at what happens if you don’t take proper care of that fragile lily white skin.

  23. I thought clothing stores had a rule that you have to be wearing underwear to try things on.

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    Mike701
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    She was probably looking for a 50 year old bra to go with her sagging like 50 year old tits.

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    Confusus
    Commented on this photo:

    For the sake of all that you hold dear, DO NOT USE THE ZOOM FUNCTION.

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    rantatonne
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    I thought it was Venice, Italy. I was going to have to question what exactly the TSA is securing if they are letting this hot mess on an airplane.

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    EricLr
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    You guys pass on it if you like. As for me, I want to suck the cigarette tar and week-old deodorant out of her love handles.

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    I want to bounce that floppy tit around all night long. She has no ass to speak of.

  29. PluckyChicken

    Are you sure that’s Lindsay Lohan and not the aging, chain-smoking alcoholic that lived at the end of your parents’ cul-de-sac in 1976.

  30. McClownerton

    note to self: do not go on the superficial directly after eating at Wendys.

  31. Gary Grant

    This would get her a whole different type of “SAG” card.

  32. Freebie48

    Her hair extensions are looking pretty ratty.

  33. vgrly

    Those are some NG’s right there. National Geographic tits.

  34. Annie

    My 79 year old mother looks better and she has had four kids and cancer twice. Seriously.

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    Bobin
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    All the western wildfires and these harrible outfits weren’t burned?

  36. Jade

    Take some of that $2mil you earned and get a personal trainer. Girls, please, invest in a second mirror and check yourself from behind before you leave the house.

  37. Herman Bumfudle

    awkward! they miss the beauty that is you. i don’t wanna sit through no scary ass movie with you, all night long! #fk! morning fu*ks me up. yeh! i love you, lindsay! what’s not to love, seriously!!!

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    Jules
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    What an uflattering outfit…I mean, Blohan is all sorts of crazy and pathetic, but she is certainly not as fat as she looks in these pictures. And what do celebrities have against bras? GEEZ ladies, just cover up your tits already, at least when you go out in public!

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    “Honey, what’s the neighbor’s dog’s name? Fido? Oh yeah, that’s it!”

    Lindsay Lohan looks like Fido’s ass!

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    Carla
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    Cum bloat.

  41. Severe case of chesticles.

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    moo
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    If shaking her hand meant I would never get cancer, I would think long and hard before deciding.

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    GrandDragon
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    Her torso and ass form a perfect rectangle

  44. Oh, Cameron

    Linday Lohan’s Body Just Wont Quit… Craving Cocaine.

  45. ButBecky

    Can more people please comment!? I love these.

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    LockNLoad
    Commented on this photo:

    “Lindsey’s Body Just Won’t Quit”
    Quit what? Being fucking disgusting? Ok, you’re right.

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    anonym
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    i can’t wait till she is completely washed up and fatter than jessica simpson.

    these pics are nauseating to look at

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    She really went all in to play liz did.t she? jowls and all

  49. Absolutely stunning, for a 57 yr old hooker that has to move her tits out of her oatmeal and coffee every morning.

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    Anonymous
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    I bet that tattoo reads “Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.”

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