Somehow there’s been a Lindsay Lohan post every single day this week, so to cap off that achievement, here’s her body in peak physical condition while shopping in Venice yesterday, and for a 40-year-old mother of two who breastfed both her kids, she looks fantastic. Yes, some parts are a little droopy, but when you get that age after having rugrats- What’s that? 26 and no kids? CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Photos: RMBI/AKM-GSI
If she wasn’t gross, disgusting and Lindsay Lohan I would definitely go for a body like this. The only thing that turns me off is the fact that she is who she is.
Now that’s what I call a human being.
…and I though it would be alcohol that would cause night tremors.
Oh, no! You guuuuys! Why? WHY??
Lindsay, you look absolutely FLAB-ulous!
Sorry boys. Lindsay’s even ruined side boobs for ya’ll….
You sure that’s side boob? It looks like a third arm!
It’s her liver…cirrhosis really blows it out you know
That’s a freckled Quato.
That right tit ain’t quite to her waist just yet, but man is it tryin’ to get there!
Where did her ass and waist go?
She sold them for cocaine.
She must be a Wild Cat in the sack
As in “lets put her in a sack and throw her off a bridge into the water”.
If you look close enough you could probably find Freckle Jesus.
Connect the freckles, and you get a map to all her drug dealers.
Hey come on, if crackhan were to give the shit up, most of her dealers would go broke. Think of them!
Lindsay looks like one of those liberal hippie chicks that never grew up from the ’60′s
Omigod, no. I remember still wanting to fuck those chicks well into the 90s.
Yeah, she looks like she was at the original Woodstock, literally.
Her body quit and went on a shopping spree at ‘The People of Walmart’.
All you girls out there doing drugs and drinking and smoking all the time and think you look fucking cool, this is your future.
Thanks for saying that.
At first I thought she had her shirt half-off because she was trying something on, but now I see her shirt is made that way. I’m both baffled and horrified.
hahahaha, I made the same comment a few pix ago, about thinking she was trying something on.
But what possessed her to leave the house like that? WHY? WHY? PLEASE! SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME I DON”T UNDERSTAND IT.
Yes, I was thinking the same thing. This is more armpit boob than side boob.
bleh!
That’s one way to hide a stupid torso tattoo. Smother it with pendulous udders.
seriously. eew
Top o’ the muffin to you, Lindsay.
That’s not a muffin, that’s a bundt cake.
You two need to quit giving baked goods a bad name.
No waist and no muscle tone what-so-ever,
But Lindsay is still sucking on her cigarettes, Her breath must be horrid.
ever go for a long run, realize how sweaty the area where your ballsack meets your leg is and then for some god-forsaken reason, decide to run your finger over the area and then take a sniff? i have – more than a few times… a combination of curiosity and depravity i suppose.
anyhow, that’s what it smells like under her tit. if you were to lift it up, you’d be hit square in the nose with an odor even more pungent than smelling salts!
Ya know how dogs smell their butts? Humans do too!
Here’s Lindsay Lohan, former acclaimed child actor, now washed up thief, drug addict and all round dirtbag.
Fellow gingers, here is a cautionary look at what happens if you don’t take proper care of that fragile lily white skin.
Or your once-stunning red hair.
I thought clothing stores had a rule that you have to be wearing underwear to try things on.
She was probably looking for a 50 year old bra to go with her sagging like 50 year old tits.
For the sake of all that you hold dear, DO NOT USE THE ZOOM FUNCTION.
I thought it was Venice, Italy. I was going to have to question what exactly the TSA is securing if they are letting this hot mess on an airplane.
You guys pass on it if you like. As for me, I want to suck the cigarette tar and week-old deodorant out of her love handles.
I want to bounce that floppy tit around all night long. She has no ass to speak of.
Are you sure that’s Lindsay Lohan and not the aging, chain-smoking alcoholic that lived at the end of your parents’ cul-de-sac in 1976.
note to self: do not go on the superficial directly after eating at Wendys.
hahahahahaa
This would get her a whole different type of “SAG” card.
Her hair extensions are looking pretty ratty.
Those are some NG’s right there. National Geographic tits.
My 79 year old mother looks better and she has had four kids and cancer twice. Seriously.
All the western wildfires and these harrible outfits weren’t burned?
You’d think her firecrotch & the std’s would’ve set them on fire by now.
Take some of that $2mil you earned and get a personal trainer. Girls, please, invest in a second mirror and check yourself from behind before you leave the house.
Yeah, the first mirror is currently being used to cut the coke.
awkward! they miss the beauty that is you. i don’t wanna sit through no scary ass movie with you, all night long! #fk! morning fu*ks me up. yeh! i love you, lindsay! what’s not to love, seriously!!!
What an uflattering outfit…I mean, Blohan is all sorts of crazy and pathetic, but she is certainly not as fat as she looks in these pictures. And what do celebrities have against bras? GEEZ ladies, just cover up your tits already, at least when you go out in public!
It’s the body that’s unflattering the outfit.
“Honey, what’s the neighbor’s dog’s name? Fido? Oh yeah, that’s it!”
Lindsay Lohan looks like Fido’s ass!
Cum bloat.
Severe case of chesticles.
If shaking her hand meant I would never get cancer, I would think long and hard before deciding.
Her torso and ass form a perfect rectangle
LindsayBob SquareTorso
I bet if you flipped her over topless she’d look like she was cooking two pancakes on a griddle.
Linday Lohan’s Body Just Wont Quit… Craving Cocaine.
Can more people please comment!? I love these.
“Lindsey’s Body Just Won’t Quit”
Quit what? Being fucking disgusting? Ok, you’re right.
i can’t wait till she is completely washed up and fatter than jessica simpson.
these pics are nauseating to look at
She really went all in to play liz did.t she? jowls and all
Absolutely stunning, for a 57 yr old hooker that has to move her tits out of her oatmeal and coffee every morning.
I bet that tattoo reads “Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.”
No, it says, to bag your genitals under penalty of having them infected.