If you think Lindsay Lohan is just going to spend her time before rehab friviously finding new stores to steal from without a bra on, think again. She has a very busy schedule entertaining numerous suitors before filming with a venerable star of stage and screen and fleeing to South America. Wait, what? Page Six reports:
A flabbergasted source close to Lohan told us: “Lindsay’s pre-rehab plan? A week with Charlie Sheen in LA, then she wants to go to Brazil. I kid you not.” Her plans with Sheen include a guest appearance on his FX series, “Anger Management.” The job next week will take two days to shoot, though we hear Lohan will stay in LA for at least an additonal week after copping a plea Monday to spend 90 days in a rehab to avoid jail. In the “Anger” episode with Sheen, “He’s a therapist, and she’ll play a patient who falls in love with him,” Lohan’s lawyer Mark Heller told Page Six. Heller didn’t get back to us about her Brazil plans. And as for reports that the “Liz & Dick” star went to 41 Ocean in Santa Monica on Wednesday night to see her new boyfriend, Avi Snow, perform, Heller said, “Lindsay is a beautiful young woman who has many pursuers and many boyfriends.”
Jesus Christ, this guy needs to stop talking.
“So what are Lindsay’s plans, and will she stay out of trouble?”
“Of course, she will. She’s a beautiful young actress who’ll be too busy having casual intercourse with hundreds of men. She won’t be around anyone using drugs and alcohol, especially cocaine.”
“So who will she be spending time with?”
“Charlie Sheen and some guy named Snow.”
Photos: Malibu Joe/AKM-GSI
You forgot the ‘T,” bro.
New Update: Bra sales are down, and so are the tay-tays. More at 11.
Yes, many a young twit is going to realize soon enough why she should have worn a bra.
She and Miley Cyrus is going to be pissed when their tits are at their waists before they hit 30.
Looks like Jonah Hill is losing weight the old fashion way – COCAINE
{insert Eric Clapton guitar rift}
Johan Hill? Looks more like Rob Kardashian’s stunt double.
“OK, I’ll go to rehab instead of jail, but only on the condition that I get to dictate all of the parameters…”
Because we know that rehab has been consistently successful in the past – not. What a fucking joke.
She’ll probably kill a couple of people before she skips to Brazil. I understand extradition from South America is very complicated. I’ll bet for two murders, it’s even more so,
Tom, watch for this bitch to stay in Brazil, knowing it would be too difficult and expensive to haul her disgusting ass back to the U. S>
That would be awesome! Will we need a trojan horse for her, or are the Brazilians relaxed about new strains of death entering the country?
So basically no one got the Fletch reference. Alright, then.
I could berate her for being a terrible person. I could go after the stupid sunglasses. But her tits are so majestic, I just don’t have it in me.
“I just don’t have it in me”
that’s what she said.
$5 says that by the end of next week Charlie Sheen is saying Lindsay is impossible to work with and a “goddamn mess”. Which will lead people to say “Jesus Christ, Charlie Sheen thinks she’s a mess??”
This isn’t my first rodeo.
Before you click thumbs down, you should look at it first. It’s not what it seems.
I’d still suck on this tits for a dollar or whatever her going rate is for doing that.
She is going to fuck up her episode of Anger Mgmt.
Lindsay will be worse than that Indian girl on there.
1. She can’t act.
2. She’s not funny.
Why is her snatch so lop sided? Why is she with a known drug user? Why is she not in violation of her parole?
I’m going to cut out the middle man, drop Lindsay from the picture, and go to exclusively jerking off to Adobe Photoshop tutorial videos.
I know she’s not hot anymore, not even close, she looks terrible, but I don’t know why, but I would still bang the shit out of her!!! just for fun, like curriculum or a drunk story, dunno, or maybe I’m just crazy.
Our legal system trully sucks ! She belongs in a cell with no visitors allowed, and how is it possible she can leave the country? Maybe if we’re lucky she will end up with her throat slit & die in a whorehouse!
we think she’s just fabulous… night night ? : ))
“O.K., I think I’m ready for rehab. I have everything I need to make toilet wine!”
You know you’re having a bad day when your tits literally look like they are trying to escape from you.