Homeless People Just Love Lindsay™

May 10th, 2011 // 27 Comments

So, apparently Dina Lohan wrote a press release, and RadarOnline ran it entirely as is which is entirely how I’m going to interpret this:

“Staffers didn’t know what to expect, but Lindsay showed up and was thoroughly engaged during the day,” an insider close to the situation tells us.
Lindsay was ordered to perform a staggering 380 hours of community service last month for violating terms of her probation for a 2007 DUI conviction.
“Lindsay was truly humbled,” the source added. “Staffers had her sort through donations and talk to the clients. Lindsay was especially moved by the children of these homeless women.”
Not everybody who’s ordered to help out as part of a sentence, however, is as helpful as Lohan.
“Some people want to get their hours done with as little effort as possible,” the source added. “This doesn’t seem to be the case with Lindsay. The women were initially excited to meet Lindsay because she is a celebrity, but that wore off very quickly and Lindsay has made it clear to everyone that she doesn’t expect nor want any special treatment.”

I like to believe homeless people have bigger concerns in their lives than meeting a spoiled Disney actress who hasn’t had a hit movie in almost a decade, but then again, this is LA where the definition of homeless probably means not being able to afford the upcharge for soy at Starbucks. “Ohmygod, did you see that poor woman order a macchiato with real milk? We should run a marathon for her.”

Photo: Fame, Splash News

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  1. Linday Lohan Braless
    boli
    Commented on this photo:

    jesus christ, she has a nice rack.

  2. Some people draw inspiration from train wrecks. In this rare case she’s probably a role model.

  3. I guess we should all be relieved you didn’t post the latest Tyler “douchebag” Shields vampire Lindsay pics today… Thank you for that at least…

  4. That’s some real nice grammarin’ there in the post you made Mr. Fish. ESL?

  5. staffers had someone who was just in court for a klepto related charge, sort through donations? fuckin brilliant

  6. Look at those tiddays!! I would drink that girls breast milk.

    • meh

      She’s lucky she’s still producing her own saliva. No way that drugged out whore has milkies.
      Enjoy ‘em while you can; they’ve been shrinking for five years now.

  7. FruitLoop

    But do the homeless people LOVE her nipples as much as they deserve to be loved?!

  8. terry

    Tell me if the Superficial ain’t helping Lindsey sell Coke. Every damn picture has the Coke logo clearly visible.

  9. “Lindsay was especially moved by the children of these homeless women…to whom she taught how to wear see through shirts and flash shaven beef flaps while exiting a vehicle.”

  10. Think about it: if your life and career are going nowhere and the only thing your family wants is to take advantage of you, what better role model could you have?

  11. Homeless people also love meth. What a coincidence.

  12. Linday Lohan Braless
    dnkypunch
    Commented on this photo:

    As messed up as she is, I would love to take a shot at that. Wait a minute that might even be more reason to do so….

  13. Beau Hajavitch

    This would make a great original premise for a movie. A girl who has to do a lot of community service meets a group of down-on-their-luckers and together…..well, that’s where the plot of the movie comes in. Is this the first grain of a good idea?

  14. the captain

    what do you think of bicycle tubes?
    ………..DUE TO HER LIPS.

  15. BonaventureBassett

    Who much do you think Pepsi is paying her to drink that?

  16. anonym

    gazongas!

  17. The Critical Crassness

    No offense to the truly unobservant among you but these images weren’t taken at your average homeless shelter given the dress and bling on the two women behind Lindsay in the doorway……It’s hell to be doing community service amongst the Beverly Hills homeless, isn’t it Lindsay?

  18. herbiefrog

    what could we say ? …

    it’s a move in the right direction

    boom chugga booom … etc : )))

  19. Linday Lohan Braless
    AmstraD
    Commented on this photo:

    How Many times does she open that door ?

  20. Linday Lohan Braless
    GUEST
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m confused. Why would she go out in that dress without a bra? I would think she gets enough attention without going out in public like this.

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