Lindsay Lohan’s Boob Fell Out Of A Helicopter

April 1st, 2013 // 74 Comments

I could’ve posted any number of things about Lindsay Lohan like her robbing the Anger Management set or still banging Max George. But let’s be honest, the only reason anyone cares about Lindsay is she somehow still has remarkable breasts for a woman whose both 90% dead physically and emotionally inside. So here she is getting out of a helicopter without a bra on which just made sure you give a shit the next time she does something stupid like violating her probation or blowing Kim Jong Un to get out of tax prison. Dance, my little puppets, dance…

Photos: AKM-GSI

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    Anthony
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    Staged.

  2. OK, I admit it….I would.

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    Tiggles
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    Why does she need a helicopter? She’s the one celebrity none of the criminal organizations there want to kidnap – got no money, too skeevy for human trafficking.

  4. Commented on this photo:

    Damn weave!!!

  5. Probably not a good idea to let those tube socks swing around anywhere near spinning rotors.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Boobs Wardrobe Malfunction Braless Helicopter
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    What does the “H” stand for?

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    Sir William
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t worry about getting me pregnant. My ovaries are diseased.”

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    Dave Ain't Here, Man
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    That’s a whole lot of smart in that picture.

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    Mouse
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    The pit hair is a nice touch.

  10. Snooki's Taint

    Has anyone considered that it is PURE COINCIDENCE that she is traveling in a place with no extradition to the U.S.?

  11. Cock Dr

    She carries a spare boob under her chin because obviously the main 2 are very very tired and may quit at any moment.

  12. I don’t know whose hair that is, but it is getting in the way of a perfectly good side-titty shot.

  13. Andrew Huntley
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    After everything she’s been through she is still and always will be a beautiful young lady.

  14. GJerk

    I bet she smells like creamed corn and motor oil.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The brunette has a pretty face, let’s here more about her instead of the 65 retiree heading off to Walmart.

  16. Classy Cunt

    Shes actually looking less bloated these days… I like.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Boobs Wardrobe Malfunction Braless Helicopter
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    She obviously has that hair taped down to her tits. The headphones also help keep it in place.

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    Big Balls
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    I’ve already shot my wad… fabulous boobies, whether she’s a dumb-fuck or not!

  19. Toe Jam
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    This is Brazil. Titties will be a floppin’ out.

  20. Spectors_Hair

    The “H” is for “Hamwallet”, natch.

  21. So no exposed boob shot? Boo.
    Also, i see a lot of stolen stuff in this photo or…

    Based on the combined price of those handbags, I am going to say there is probably about $50K inside of them to cover her usual blowjob fee.

  22. grobpilot

    Who the hell keeps paying for airplanes and helicopters and vacations for this cunt?

    • If I had a hundred million or so and I had the opportunity to bang or get blown by a young, famous Hollywood starlet for $100,000 I would. Why the hell not? If she lets you videotape it, bonus.

  23. Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure it was all of the G’s produced by the loop-de-loops and barrel rolls the helicopter did that squeezed her breast out of its nest.

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    Isn’t she supposed to be in rehab or something? Like maybe JAIL. The only rehab they offer in Brazil is coming down cold turkey from bikini waxing.

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    I know a hooker when I see one, sadly, I can’t afford her =(

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    dxmanners
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    Just about the hottest thing I ever almost saw.

  27. whatthe

    “Remarkable breasts”? More like prematurely sagging sacks of saline.
    I’ll take a pair of natural and perky B or C cups any day over Hohan’s freckled flapjacks.

  28. the wrecker

    “You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty!
    You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all
    day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You
    want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some
    Goddammed windows! Thats why you cant stand up in here, the
    Goddammed place smells like a coffin!”

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    Walkaway Joe
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    Don’t call your attorney just yet Lindsey; no claims were ever made about the handles of the Hefty Cinch Sack.

  30. the wrecker

    We could all take turns rolling that hog in baked beans and taking a poke at the crevices. MMmmmMMMMmmmmm.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Boobs Wardrobe Malfunction Braless Helicopter
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    Is it me or does she look bangable in this pic,just the head though…and I’m guessing if she takes off the glasses the effect wears off…or if she moves.

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    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    the suits at Hermes must be MORTIFIED at these pics!!

  33. What a fucking bitch.
    On the other hand, she’s worth enough already that she really doesn’t have to work again.
    Which proves showbiz is a bag of shit.
    And that she’s a fucking bitch.

  34. Commented on this photo:

    OK she absolutely, positively knows the girls have come up for air. She seems about as concerned as I do about whether I ironed my shirt.
    I take that back. I haven’t ironed a shirt since any time in my whole life.

  35. Interred Ferguson
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    Shouldn’t this nutbag be on a no-fly list?

  36. kery

    Lindsay is so lucky because she does what she wants …

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    Big Rick OBrien
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    Now she’ stealing the headphones fro the chopper!

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    Big Rick OBrien
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    “THIEF…STOP,THIEF”!

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    nunifun
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    Megbasznám szívesen.

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    “I don’t see your purse and headphones in here Ms. Hathaway.”

  41. baszo

    basznám míg gecit öklendezne

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    BRo
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    Coudnt this helicopter just have disappeared in the south American rainforest and given us a modern Amelia Earhart story that persists for 50 years.
    That would be so much more tolerable than hearing about everything this fuck-up is going to do while shes alive.
    Probably wore those headphnes around her neck the whole way and just shouted to everyone on board.

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    Tiggles
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    “Just walk away slowly, and nobody will notice I’m totally stealing these headphones!”

  44. Commented on this photo:

    I’d want her to take a nice 5 hour bath in clorox and vinegar before I’d ever consider plunging my donkey kong into her poop-shoot

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    sooruff
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    I need to know if her rehab is in Brazil….’cause I want to go too.

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    sooruff
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    ..damn is that dude checking to see if she left something on the seat?

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    sooruff
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    “are we still in the air, I can’t feel the ground”

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    sooruff
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    That guy clearly is waiting to smell that seat!!

  49. somegirlkim
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    those shorts are totally up that chick’s ass

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    Johnny Jizz
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    Those are some fantastic udders. I would suck them dry. She is dumb as a rock, but has nice big fat titties.

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