“SHE’S GONNA BLOW!” *throws Lindsay to the deck, jumps on top of her like a live grenade*
When filming for Liz & Dick began yesterday, I should’ve immediately assumed they were going to film the whole thing in front of the paparazzi because we’ve already seen Lindsay Lohan in swimwear, and now here she is conveniently having a wardrobe malfunction every 15 seconds. You know, just in case the chance of catching her accidentally detonating the entire set while lighting a cigarette next to the fuel tank wasn’t attention-grabbing enough. Later today we’ll probably see Lindsay flash her vagina, get arrested for DUI (I assume she’ll just drive the boat down Sunset.) and then film a sex tape with a lesbian who looks suspiciously like Justin Bieber which all sounds way easier to arrange then actually getting her to act at specific dates and time. In fact, I’m pretty sure if you got a hold of the script, it’s nothing but a stick figure drawing of Lindsay dropping bags of money onto tiny, fiery buildings like a freckled Godzilla. They probably even wrote the words “Tax Write-Off” down her back as the spikes.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
The only thing that Linday Lohan and Elizabeth Taylor have in common is that they are both females.
I remember that costume prosthetic from “Back to the Future” II or III or ‘Rupaul’s Drag Race’ or that damn bar I keep having to drag my husband home from….”
“Nipulareactor ready to pull out and fire at the enemy.” “Just give your word to fire, Sir.
“So much silicone….. so little (screen) time…..”
“Realizing that her “Lee Snap on Nipples” had been overlooked in Wardrobe, Ms. Lohan lobs vile obscenities at her “Lifetime Personal Assistant, Vice President of Talent Relatons” for failing to read her all too transparent mind.”
Just ask your grandparents, Kiddies. Lindsay Lohan has boobs. Liz Taylor had “BOOBS”. What you see in thiis picture is mostly an old Special Effects trick involving excess body fat and duct tape.
Now I know what my Sicilian Grandma meant by “Never trust breasts shaped like large Italian loaves of bread”.
I have a third nipple that is very hard to see because it’s about the size and shape of a Barbie Dolls. It’s looks just like this one.
This is how I’d like to think she was kicked out of the Chateau Marmont.
lindsay i want to love you the way you need me beautiful
such a great actress and beautiful woman and so sexy
I hate hate hate lindsay. Someone needs to stick that girl in a jail cell for a few months and treat her just like the rest of them. Or beat the crap out of her until she understands that she does not run this world and just like everyone else she has to follow the rules. please someone bitch slap this girl
Cut the act, Lohan! You know you don’t know how to read!
WHORE!
This isn’t really a scene from the movie…this guy tricked her into playing Natalie Wood and he’s about to pitch her overboard.
Whoever said these cans were real is wrong. Total fakers – tear-drop implants. Ugh.