Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Keep Falling Out, Just Like Elizabeth Taylor!

June 5th, 2012 // 152 Comments
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“SHE’S GONNA BLOW!” *throws Lindsay to the deck, jumps on top of her like a live grenade*

When filming for Liz & Dick began yesterday, I should’ve immediately assumed they were going to film the whole thing in front of the paparazzi because we’ve already seen Lindsay Lohan in swimwear, and now here she is conveniently having a wardrobe malfunction every 15 seconds. You know, just in case the chance of catching her accidentally detonating the entire set while lighting a cigarette next to the fuel tank wasn’t attention-grabbing enough. Later today we’ll probably see Lindsay flash her vagina, get arrested for DUI (I assume she’ll just drive the boat down Sunset.) and then film a sex tape with a lesbian who looks suspiciously like Justin Bieber which all sounds way easier to arrange then actually getting her to act at specific dates and time. In fact, I’m pretty sure if you got a hold of the script, it’s nothing but a stick figure drawing of Lindsay dropping bags of money onto tiny, fiery buildings like a freckled Godzilla. They probably even wrote the words “Tax Write-Off” down her back as the spikes.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Mickey01232000
    Commented on this photo:

    The only thing that Linday Lohan and Elizabeth Taylor have in common is that they are both females.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember that costume prosthetic from “Back to the Future” II or III or ‘Rupaul’s Drag Race’ or that damn bar I keep having to drag my husband home from….”

  3. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Allison Wunderlan
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    “Nipulareactor ready to pull out and fire at the enemy.” “Just give your word to fire, Sir.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Allison Wunderlan
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    “So much silicone….. so little (screen) time…..”

  5. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Allison Wunderlan
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    “Realizing that her “Lee Snap on Nipples” had been overlooked in Wardrobe, Ms. Lohan lobs vile obscenities at her “Lifetime Personal Assistant, Vice President of Talent Relatons” for failing to read her all too transparent mind.”

  6. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    Just ask your grandparents, Kiddies. Lindsay Lohan has boobs. Liz Taylor had “BOOBS”. What you see in thiis picture is mostly an old Special Effects trick involving excess body fat and duct tape.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    Now I know what my Sicilian Grandma meant by “Never trust breasts shaped like large Italian loaves of bread”.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Allison Wunderlan
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    I have a third nipple that is very hard to see because it’s about the size and shape of a Barbie Dolls. It’s looks just like this one.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Bionic_Crouton
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    This is how I’d like to think she was kicked out of the Chateau Marmont.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    mike
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    lindsay i want to love you the way you need me beautiful

  11. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    mike
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    such a great actress and beautiful woman and so sexy

  12. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Rae
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    I hate hate hate lindsay. Someone needs to stick that girl in a jail cell for a few months and treat her just like the rest of them. Or beat the crap out of her until she understands that she does not run this world and just like everyone else she has to follow the rules. please someone bitch slap this girl

  13. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Vlad
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    Cut the act, Lohan! You know you don’t know how to read!

  14. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Vlad
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    WHORE!

  15. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    cc
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    This isn’t really a scene from the movie…this guy tricked her into playing Natalie Wood and he’s about to pitch her overboard.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
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    Whoever said these cans were real is wrong. Total fakers – tear-drop implants. Ugh.

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