“SHE’S GONNA BLOW!” *throws Lindsay to the deck, jumps on top of her like a live grenade*
When filming for Liz & Dick began yesterday, I should’ve immediately assumed they were going to film the whole thing in front of the paparazzi because we’ve already seen Lindsay Lohan in swimwear, and now here she is conveniently having a wardrobe malfunction every 15 seconds. You know, just in case the chance of catching her accidentally detonating the entire set while lighting a cigarette next to the fuel tank wasn’t attention-grabbing enough. Later today we’ll probably see Lindsay flash her vagina, get arrested for DUI (I assume she’ll just drive the boat down Sunset.) and then film a sex tape with a lesbian who looks suspiciously like Justin Bieber which all sounds way easier to arrange then actually getting her to act at specific dates and time. In fact, I’m pretty sure if you got a hold of the script, it’s nothing but a stick figure drawing of Lindsay dropping bags of money onto tiny, fiery buildings like a freckled Godzilla. They probably even wrote the words “Tax Write-Off” down her back as the spikes.
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“Stop! Stop! My tit is falling out! Call the paps! NOW!”
“FUCK BOOKS!”
So, I don’t give enough of a shit to google it, but I do give enough of shit to see if one of you guys will google it. Those tits. Has it been decided if they’re real or fake?
If they were real, don’t you think she’d be able to tell when she was dangerously close to falling out of her top/dress/etc? Maybe she can and she just doesn’t care. I’m going with the latter because she’s, you know, a classless piece of shit.
I really hope this train wreck of a project is the final nail in the coffin of her so-called “career”. She’s been given WAY too many chances.
If they’re fake she should be suing someone. Or checking her warranty.
I still can’t believe this is actually happening. RIP Liz…
omg her face
It’s like a wormhole to the past opened up and Elizabeth Taylor popped out, innit.
hehehehehe
Yes they are out
Im just seeing these now
Man, there’s just something hot about those big boobs get yanked out of the dress!
“Come with me, help me pick my nose.”
Since I was distracted by the nip in the far shot, this close-up gives me a second chance to count the bloat rolls.
Jealous much?
Only way I’d watch this tripe is if this sequence stayed in the film
On the set of Lick A Dick
Side? Boob?
Later this week: Dress flies up and “oh no I forgot my underwear”. I guess if you can’t act show em some boobies. Something her mother taught her. Hey Lifetime I seen enough!
Lindsay is not the most attractive woman around……but I tell you she oozes raw sexiness and sensuality. I would crawl over broken glass to get into her knickers………mmmmm
I don’t think that’s what she’s oozing.
Probably her best assets! Set the girls free! Even though they are fake : )
she is hot
personally, I love them. very much.
Tits out for Lifetime! This thing is going to get shit-canned.
Her boob is coming out of her dress. Could they not afford a wardrobe person to size her for god sakes!!!! This movie looks like a joke and she is NOOOOO Liz Taylor.
Wasn’t Liz Taylor’s hair shorter and styled different?? I maybe wrong but I don’t think this looks like her though… At all
She looks bloated and puffy.. ugh when well she go away
And I guarantee she looks ten times fitter than you.
I guess partying with Paris every night is really making her bloated. This Bitch will never ever fucking learn. She gets her “so-called” second chance and she is back hanging around the very people who got her fucked up in the first place. Paris, Nicki, Samantha.. She’ll crash and burn trust me. If she was serious she would focus on her sobriety and career. Going out and clubbing with bad friends and trying to be sober??? Recipe for disaster!!!!!!!! And where was Paris when she needed someone? She she weak and impressionable.
Wow, really? Really?
I think she gained weight since they sized her lol
Meow!!!
Was he abusive or something geeze this movie looks pathetic…
SHE IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That movie looks pathetic.
I still find her tits to be superb. I want to fuck this girl. I definitely do.
She looks more like Carol Channing than Liz.
muzzle and a leash will suffice
Shut up Bree. Lohan has a killer set of cans and I think they’re all natural. I hope she does porn.
This is a joke, right? You can’t just slap a black wig on something and call it Elizabeth Taylor . And the way she is “acting” looks like she’s in a soap.
lets be honest, Lindsay looks PHENOMENAL in caption picture for this article.
They kept overboard, swam to shore, and were never covered in producer juice ever again. Now go to sleep, Chloe Grace Moretz.
They lept overboard, swam to shore, and were never covered in producer juice again. Now go to sleep, Chloe Grace Moretz.
It wasn’t an official statement that Lindsay gave in the hospital whatever she said won’t be heard in the court of law unless she makes the same claim in her official statement to the police.
sooo hot i want to lick that sexy nipple
she’s fightin she’s fallin down, she’s being grabed,she’s gonna have more bruises, her lovely pink nipples are out, what a good date for that clown she’s with.
i want to lick some titties and a whole lot more
Big tits, loves drugs, sex, booze and has daddy issues. WTF isn’t to like. Lilo, Lilove you xx
Yet poor Donald Crowhurst died at sea..
hot here
“Come on Lindsay, don’t leave…I’ll buy you more coke. I swear I didn’t know it was yours.”
Mmm gimme some of that
She looks to be 50 years old…
“We’ll fix it in post.”
(coming from a typical guy who has NEVER had his pructies done before) he didnt feel out of place and LOVES your personality and how conversation flows easily. I cant wait to have you take ALL of our future pructies in the next coming years
I hope this woman sues Lifetime, she wont get a penny from Lindsey, then with the threat of litigation hanging over their heads, no other company will hire the reckless firecrotch and thus! Lindsey will slowly fade out/start stripping/ OD (although I hope it isnt the latter)
Lifetime deserves to pay for hiring her, they knew the risk. This poor woman I really feel for her she must be devastated.
Maybe she can be the opening act for Octomom.
They could do a video together and I can finally get some use out of my “Welcome Horsemen of the Apoclypse” banner
“Where’s my wallet, Lohan?”