“SHE’S GONNA BLOW!” *throws Lindsay to the deck, jumps on top of her like a live grenade*
When filming for Liz & Dick began yesterday, I should’ve immediately assumed they were going to film the whole thing in front of the paparazzi because we’ve already seen Lindsay Lohan in swimwear, and now here she is conveniently having a wardrobe malfunction every 15 seconds. You know, just in case the chance of catching her accidentally detonating the entire set while lighting a cigarette next to the fuel tank wasn’t attention-grabbing enough. Later today we’ll probably see Lindsay flash her vagina, get arrested for DUI (I assume she’ll just drive the boat down Sunset.) and then film a sex tape with a lesbian who looks suspiciously like Justin Bieber which all sounds way easier to arrange then actually getting her to act at specific dates and time. In fact, I’m pretty sure if you got a hold of the script, it’s nothing but a stick figure drawing of Lindsay dropping bags of money onto tiny, fiery buildings like a freckled Godzilla. They probably even wrote the words “Tax Write-Off” down her back as the spikes.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
Soon to be followed by the porn version “Lez With Dick” starring Samantha Ronson and her Amazing Johnson. Lohan will be paid in cash, as that’s cheaper than keeping her supplied with drugs.
God, it hurts to look at these pics.
wait, is this a low budget porn movie? Oh, now I get it.
God it looks awful! I was thinking that was Sid James and it was a Carry On movie, but porn would be less offensive.
Just when I thought I was done with ol’ Sloppy Jugs Magoo, she keeps pulling me back in.
I was thinking right along the same lines. She is a goddamn mess physically, emotionally, and mentally, and after seeing her in Playboy I thought “meh!” But, God save me, I am again drawn back to her with visions of blowjobs and titty fucking. Someone, please help me! Or maybe not.
HURR DERRP!!!
I’m waiting for this herp derp thing to go away.
Thank you, USDA. I thought it was just me!
Is it possible for a low budget TV movie to go direct to video?
actually yes. redbox is starting to have made for tv movies showing up on their kiosks while they are still being aired.
of course this movie is going to be so bad it should be directly uploaded to Youtube and its money should be made by view count.
Not many movie directors yell “Throw Her Overboard” instead of “Cut” at the end of a scene.
Why does this guy look more like Larry Fortensky and not Richard Burton? While we’re at it, why does Lohan look more like Larry Fortensky than Elizabeth Taylor?
To his credit, at least he looks like he’s giving it his all in every take, even though he has to work opposite the cartoon-faced poster girl for Child Stars Gone Wrong.
Ace Ventura! Thank God you’re here. Help me with this dog of a movie.
Dan?
Worst . TV .Movie. Ever.
What possible upside is there for Lifetime to make this movie other than to see what a train wreck it turned out to be ?
Elisabeth Taylor was a real looker in her day. This is a low – rent version of ET
No argument from Spielberg.
Man, now I feel a little disappointed with myself for finding her hot as late as like… ’08 or ’09.
You’re disappointed you were straight back in ’09?
Yeah , now that’s Acting !
Maybe she got script approval- the dialogue will be very classy and scintillating as well .
What is this? Is the guy supposed to be Richard Burton? He looks about 50.
So does Lohan, so it kind of works out.
It’s comforting to know that, while I’m no celebrity and no one will ever do a biopic of me, Lindsay Lohan will never be chosen to do a biopic of me.
Lindsay doesn’t look a day past dead five years ago. I’m not sure she still possesses the range to play the year-old corpse of Elizabeth Taylor.
What a joke, The produces are laughing their asses off. This bitch playing Liz Taylor is an insult. How the hell could they get this now D list actress to play such a legend.
They asked…
That she told the producers her fee was half an ounce of cocaine per day, clinched the role for her.
Where is the next picture? The one after she cracks her face on that rail? and her titties pop out?
Actually I don’t think her tits are capable of popping out, the best they can do at this point is flop out.
And this is how I got this movie… **slurp, slurp, duck lips, slurp, slurp**
I’d like to slap those titties. right, left, right, watch the jiggle and OK… I think were done here. That was fun, Linds. Now go home, your $20 is on the table by the door.
Ummmmm Doesn’t “Boobs Keep Falling out…” and Wardrobe Malfunction mean that there should be a nipple or a pink star SOMEWHERE IN THE STORY!!!!???
They are still more interesting than the nipples I see in the mirror.
Don’t sell yourself short, I’m sure your nips are high quality.
I think he’s Robert Wagner and she’s Natalie Wood.
Can Walken still play Walken? Cos that would be so awesome.
Kevin Spacey does a good Walken impersonation…but he’s too “A’ List” for this crap.
I was thinking the same thing…and hoping for a bit of method acting.
I was waiting for the drowning scene.
Looking at this scene alone, this movie could easily be made into a movie about Lindsay Lohan and her father instead of it being a Liz Taylor biopic
…to think The Kennedys was cancelled for “historical inaccuracy”…
Worst . Acting . Ever.
When do they start filming?
When did Elizabeth Taylor have long hair? This long hair business is for little girls.
Like the 2′ long braid she wore when she married Burton, Taylor used falls and hairpieces, but she never wore her hair this long – I don’t think it ever got much past her shoulders once she became an adult. It looks ridiculous – no one, unless they were on crack, would look at these shots and think “Elizabeth Taylor”.
But I bet I know who got Hair approval – and why at some point in the script “Dick” is required to slip up and call her “Dina” instead of “Liz”.
Sadly, the script for this scene only said “Liz and Dick stand on the deck of the boat, staring out at sea.”
Who’s directing this movie…Gene Roddenberry? “In this scene Lindsay, you’re on the deck of the Starship Enterprise, suddenly, the Romulan’s fire off several rounds of Photon torpedoes…a-a-a-a-a-nd ACTION!”
if this were the Natalie Wood Story, and he was Robert Wagner, and it involved Method Acting, Lifetime might be on to something.
…and an anchor tied to a noose. Don’t forget the anchor.
nip
the other nip.. Fish speaks the truth!
she’s afraid of his duck lips?? I see what u did there Linz
Even Octomom realized she should only be stripping. I think it’s time for Lohan to realize that is the career move that suits her best.
9/10ths totally unleashed.
____ & Bloated
Don’t worry tiger. Still plenty of “unbloated” little boys for you to whack off to.
Made my (trading) day..
That dress has a drop seat and The Invisible Man is behind her.
Great, so now I have to go see this damn movie now.
“Lez & Dick” would be a much more appropriate movie title.
what? that doesnt make sense
God. I know this is a Lifetime movie and all, but they’re obviously not even trying. She just looks like a goth version of herself.
Love the face she’s making…looks like she is gagging on “something” but I get the feeling she swallows the sword like a champ, no gagging involved
not so much, she’s a dyke, remember?
What’s up with her body, did she make it look like a 45 year old woman and what’s the deal on the bad toupee?
Whose toupee, hers or his?
Does ANYONE think she resembles Elizabeth Taylor?
Only when compared to things like feces.
No that doesn’t work, because then Lindsay and the feces look alike, and still no one looks like Liz.
No, but Lohan nether region does smell a lot like Taylor’s corpse.
Shouldn’t that be on the set of “Lez and Dick”? just sayin’ …
They should just rename the movie “Liz and Dick Stuck On a Boat” because so far it’s the only location their filming on.
It’s weird. One day she looks like Joan Crawford (the “Best of Everything” years,) then the next day to undo that damage, she’s shot to look like Gloria Swanson (the Norma Desmond years,) and now I don’t know who she looks like, but it isn’t Elizabeth Taylor. The first thought that came to mind was like others…a porn movie, but also that maid that Schwartenegger impregnated.
Haha! Is she “acting”? Isn’t that cute!
Ooh, do I see areola? I need some strange nipple today.
Sweet Jesus, that thing has the circumference of a soda can.