Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Keep Falling Out, Just Like Elizabeth Taylor!

By: The Superficial / June 5, 2012

“SHE’S GONNA BLOW!” *throws Lindsay to the deck, jumps on top of her like a live grenade*

When filming for Liz & Dick began yesterday, I should’ve immediately assumed they were going to film the whole thing in front of the paparazzi because we’ve already seen Lindsay Lohan in swimwear, and now here she is conveniently having a wardrobe malfunction every 15 seconds. You know, just in case the chance of catching her accidentally detonating the entire set while lighting a cigarette next to the fuel tank wasn’t attention-grabbing enough. Later today we’ll probably see Lindsay flash her vagina, get arrested for DUI (I assume she’ll just drive the boat down Sunset.) and then film a sex tape with a lesbian who looks suspiciously like Justin Bieber which all sounds way easier to arrange then actually getting her to act at specific dates and time. In fact, I’m pretty sure if you got a hold of the script, it’s nothing but a stick figure drawing of Lindsay dropping bags of money onto tiny, fiery buildings like a freckled Godzilla. They probably even wrote the words “Tax Write-Off” down her back as the spikes.

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