Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Keep Falling Out, Just Like Elizabeth Taylor!

June 5th, 2012 // 152 Comments
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“SHE’S GONNA BLOW!” *throws Lindsay to the deck, jumps on top of her like a live grenade*

When filming for Liz & Dick began yesterday, I should’ve immediately assumed they were going to film the whole thing in front of the paparazzi because we’ve already seen Lindsay Lohan in swimwear, and now here she is conveniently having a wardrobe malfunction every 15 seconds. You know, just in case the chance of catching her accidentally detonating the entire set while lighting a cigarette next to the fuel tank wasn’t attention-grabbing enough. Later today we’ll probably see Lindsay flash her vagina, get arrested for DUI (I assume she’ll just drive the boat down Sunset.) and then film a sex tape with a lesbian who looks suspiciously like Justin Bieber which all sounds way easier to arrange then actually getting her to act at specific dates and time. In fact, I’m pretty sure if you got a hold of the script, it’s nothing but a stick figure drawing of Lindsay dropping bags of money onto tiny, fiery buildings like a freckled Godzilla. They probably even wrote the words “Tax Write-Off” down her back as the spikes.

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  1. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Soon to be followed by the porn version “Lez With Dick” starring Samantha Ronson and her Amazing Johnson. Lohan will be paid in cash, as that’s cheaper than keeping her supplied with drugs.

    God, it hurts to look at these pics.

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    me
    Commented on this photo:

    wait, is this a low budget porn movie? Oh, now I get it.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      God it looks awful! I was thinking that was Sid James and it was a Carry On movie, but porn would be less offensive.

  3. Chinny

    Just when I thought I was done with ol’ Sloppy Jugs Magoo, she keeps pulling me back in.

    • I was thinking right along the same lines. She is a goddamn mess physically, emotionally, and mentally, and after seeing her in Playboy I thought “meh!” But, God save me, I am again drawn back to her with visions of blowjobs and titty fucking. Someone, please help me! Or maybe not.

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    HURR DERRP!!!

  5. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it possible for a low budget TV movie to go direct to video?

    • anonymous

      actually yes. redbox is starting to have made for tv movies showing up on their kiosks while they are still being aired.

      of course this movie is going to be so bad it should be directly uploaded to Youtube and its money should be made by view count.

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    Not many movie directors yell “Throw Her Overboard” instead of “Cut” at the end of a scene.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does this guy look more like Larry Fortensky and not Richard Burton? While we’re at it, why does Lohan look more like Larry Fortensky than Elizabeth Taylor?

    • To his credit, at least he looks like he’s giving it his all in every take, even though he has to work opposite the cartoon-faced poster girl for Child Stars Gone Wrong.

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    Ace Ventura! Thank God you’re here. Help me with this dog of a movie.

  9. Kip Winger

    Worst . TV .Movie. Ever.

  10. Lamarr Latrell

    What possible upside is there for Lifetime to make this movie other than to see what a train wreck it turned out to be ?

  11. Mickey "the Duke " O' Shaunessy

    Elisabeth Taylor was a real looker in her day. This is a low – rent version of ET

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    Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, now I feel a little disappointed with myself for finding her hot as late as like… ’08 or ’09.

  13. Neal Schon

    Yeah , now that’s Acting !

  14. tits mcgee

    What is this? Is the guy supposed to be Richard Burton? He looks about 50.

  15. Savalas

    It’s comforting to know that, while I’m no celebrity and no one will ever do a biopic of me, Lindsay Lohan will never be chosen to do a biopic of me.

  16. Gladys the Groovy Mule

    Lindsay doesn’t look a day past dead five years ago. I’m not sure she still possesses the range to play the year-old corpse of Elizabeth Taylor.

  17. terry

    What a joke, The produces are laughing their asses off. This bitch playing Liz Taylor is an insult. How the hell could they get this now D list actress to play such a legend.

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    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is the next picture? The one after she cracks her face on that rail? and her titties pop out?

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    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    And this is how I got this movie… **slurp, slurp, duck lips, slurp, slurp**

  20. USDA Prime McBeef

    I’d like to slap those titties. right, left, right, watch the jiggle and OK… I think were done here. That was fun, Linds. Now go home, your $20 is on the table by the door.

  21. loeber

    Ummmmm Doesn’t “Boobs Keep Falling out…” and Wardrobe Malfunction mean that there should be a nipple or a pink star SOMEWHERE IN THE STORY!!!!???
    They are still more interesting than the nipples I see in the mirror.

  22. mbcl

    I think he’s Robert Wagner and she’s Natalie Wood.

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    blueberry
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking at this scene alone, this movie could easily be made into a movie about Lindsay Lohan and her father instead of it being a Liz Taylor biopic

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    Rip trololol man
    Commented on this photo:

    …to think The Kennedys was cancelled for “historical inaccuracy”…

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    Todd Hockney
    Commented on this photo:

    Worst . Acting . Ever.

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    When do they start filming?

  27. popwilleatitself

    When did Elizabeth Taylor have long hair? This long hair business is for little girls.

    • Like the 2′ long braid she wore when she married Burton, Taylor used falls and hairpieces, but she never wore her hair this long – I don’t think it ever got much past her shoulders once she became an adult. It looks ridiculous – no one, unless they were on crack, would look at these shots and think “Elizabeth Taylor”.

      But I bet I know who got Hair approval – and why at some point in the script “Dick” is required to slip up and call her “Dina” instead of “Liz”.

  28. MarkM

    Sadly, the script for this scene only said “Liz and Dick stand on the deck of the boat, staring out at sea.”

  29. MarkM

    Who’s directing this movie…Gene Roddenberry? “In this scene Lindsay, you’re on the deck of the Starship Enterprise, suddenly, the Romulan’s fire off several rounds of Photon torpedoes…a-a-a-a-a-nd ACTION!”

  30. if this were the Natalie Wood Story, and he was Robert Wagner, and it involved Method Acting, Lifetime might be on to something.

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    mismy
    Commented on this photo:

    nip

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    mismy
    Commented on this photo:

    the other nip.. Fish speaks the truth!

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    mismy
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s afraid of his duck lips?? I see what u did there Linz

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    Urvag
    Commented on this photo:

    Even Octomom realized she should only be stripping. I think it’s time for Lohan to realize that is the career move that suits her best.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    9/10ths totally unleashed.

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    AAPL made me rich!
    Commented on this photo:

    ____ & Bloated

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    AAPL made me rich!
    Commented on this photo:

    Made my (trading) day..

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    Short FB!
    Commented on this photo:

    That dress has a drop seat and The Invisible Man is behind her.

  39. El Jefe

    Great, so now I have to go see this damn movie now.

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    “Lez & Dick” would be a much more appropriate movie title.

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    KFisher
    Commented on this photo:

    God. I know this is a Lifetime movie and all, but they’re obviously not even trying. She just looks like a goth version of herself.

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    judd
    Commented on this photo:

    Love the face she’s making…looks like she is gagging on “something” but I get the feeling she swallows the sword like a champ, no gagging involved

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    Gray
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s up with her body, did she make it look like a 45 year old woman and what’s the deal on the bad toupee?

  44. Carolyn

    Does ANYONE think she resembles Elizabeth Taylor?

  45. KungFu Panda

    Shouldn’t that be on the set of “Lez and Dick”? just sayin’ …

  46. anonymous

    They should just rename the movie “Liz and Dick Stuck On a Boat” because so far it’s the only location their filming on.

  47. Confuzzled

    It’s weird. One day she looks like Joan Crawford (the “Best of Everything” years,) then the next day to undo that damage, she’s shot to look like Gloria Swanson (the Norma Desmond years,) and now I don’t know who she looks like, but it isn’t Elizabeth Taylor. The first thought that came to mind was like others…a porn movie, but also that maid that Schwartenegger impregnated.

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    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha! Is she “acting”? Isn’t that cute!

  49. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Ooh, do I see areola? I need some strange nipple today.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Nipples Wardrobe Malfunction Liz And Dick
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet Jesus, that thing has the circumference of a soda can.

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