Lindsay Lohan Blows Plea Deal Thinking That Meant Something Else Entirely

February 28th, 2013 // 25 Comments
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“Your honor, if you could just point me in the direction of Mr. Deal, I’m ready now.”

Posted by Photo Boy

They say all the best sociopaths are either extremely adept at mimicking human emotion or they actually believe their own lies. In Lindsay Lohan‘s case it must be the latter since she’s gotten exactly two acting gigs in the last three years, of which one was a Lifetime movie and the other was soft-core porn. So it shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that she fully believes her statements to police about the time she slammed her rental Porsche into an 18-wheeler were nothing but honest. TMZ reports:

… sources say Heller and Lindsay are not in lockstep — he’s willing to accept a plea that involves counseling and possibly some sort of rehab, but Lindsay says she’s not accepting any of it because to her it sounds like “punishment for something I didn’t do.”

Honestly, if I were Lindsay, I would never take a plea bargain either. Lying to the cops is probably the least illegal thing she’s done in the past few years only to receive nothing but wrist-slaps and stern warnings. She should just say fuck it and start a high-end prostitution business. I’m sure there’s plenty of wealthy men out there who would pay her for sex. Wait.

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. $100,000 is her going price, right? Maybe I should start a Kickstarter account. Gonna have to double up on condoms, though.

  2. Dina Lohan

    The world rightfully revolves around out talented precious Lindsay.

  3. “Posted by Photo Boy”? Has birthday cheer wiped out Fish already?

  4. Lindsay Lohan Tired Disshevled LAX
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at those disgusting fat puffy fingers eww!

  5. Deacon Jones

    She looks like the red headed guy in Robocop that got rammed into the vat of acid right before he exploded on that car’s windshield.

  6. Whatever

    Poor girl-thing, it takes a lot of money to look that cheap. Is it human?

  7. Lindsay Lohan Tired Disshevled LAX
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    Vile is the only word that comes to mind.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Tired Disshevled LAX
    MaxVSTheFirecrotch
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey dude, better move out of my way.. About to puke in 3.. 2.. 1..

  9. mike

    Was a Day-Walker ever mentioned in the book of revelations? Just Wondering

  10. karlito

    go to trail you and pick a judge or jury. it doesn’t matter…everyone is fed up of her. she’s finally going to jail and we’ll watch her sob like a little bitch, her mother will scream conspiracy and the world will cheer.

  11. Princess

    FYI – “plea deal” is the street name for a NoHo coke-dealer who will exchange drugs for sexual favors [usually anal].

  12. Man, she looks like she has one foot in the grave lately.

  13. sitsdeep

    It seems to me she truly is a …, reminds me of my ex. Lock her up, no good will ever come from her. Maybe branding with a hot iron could come back, to warn the unaware to stay back.

  14. kery

    Her hair looks awful and she has double chin :D

  15. Nate

    The cops seriously got nothing! Its all bs. This will be proven in Court. ANYHOW! Lindsay is a bit of a bad ass. The girl can handle prison. So whatever. Keep haten, haters.

  16. Bill the Cat rocked this look better.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Tired Disshevled LAX
    Commented on this photo:

    The hairline, the fingers, the bulging eyes, wow…want to feel sorry for her but then I remember that she takes sympathy as a big fat pass for more bullshit sociopath behavior.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Tired Disshevled LAX
    Commented on this photo:

    That said, she needs to be locked up AND get dried out and real no-bullshit rehab BEHIND BARS.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Tired Disshevled LAX
    Gollum
    Commented on this photo:

    shiiiireee, bagginssssss

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