Lindsay Lohan Blows Plea Deal Thinking That Meant Something Else Entirely

“Your honor, if you could just point me in the direction of Mr. Deal, I’m ready now.”

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They say all the best sociopaths are either extremely adept at mimicking human emotion or they actually believe their own lies. In Lindsay Lohan’s case it must be the latter since she’s gotten exactly two acting gigs in the last three years, of which one was a Lifetime movie and the other was soft-core porn. So it shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that she fully believes her statements to police about the time she slammed her rental Porsche into an 18-wheeler were nothing but honest. TMZ reports:

… sources say Heller and Lindsay are not in lockstep — he’s willing to accept a plea that involves counseling and possibly some sort of rehab, but Lindsay says she’s not accepting any of it because to her it sounds like “punishment for something I didn’t do.”

Honestly, if I were Lindsay, I would never take a plea bargain either. Lying to the cops is probably the least illegal thing she’s done in the past few years only to receive nothing but wrist-slaps and stern warnings. She should just say fuck it and start a high-end prostitution business. I’m sure there’s plenty of wealthy men out there who would pay her for sex. Wait.

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