Who Could Possibly Want Lindsay Lohan To Blow Them (Finish The Sentence) A Kiss?

April 8th, 2014 // 22 Comments
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Lindsay, Lindsay! Do cocaine!”
“Mwah!”
“Lindsay, Lindsay! Say a bunch of shit that isn’t true!”
“Mwah!”
“Lindsay, Lindsay! Have sex with a man’s dick for money!”
“Mwah!”
“Lindsay, Lindsay! Pretend to live in an alternate reality where people want you to blow them kisses.”
“Mwah!”
“Haha, I got you! I totally got you! Now you have to get inside my magic bag.”

- Why I’m not invited to these things

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Splash News

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  1. I think I just got AIDS.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Blowing Kisses The Late Show With David Letterman
    Commented on this photo:

    “The government has quarantined New York after an airborne virus scientists describe as SupermegaHerpeAIDS has spread across the city. To protect the rest of the country, President Obama has stated he has no choice but to call in a nuclear strike.”

  3. She should do that jerk off thing with her hand while popping out her cheek with her tongue instead of this kiss blowing shit.

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    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    After blowing a kiss to cocaine, LIndsay was later found giving a handjob to black tar heroin.

  5. That’s her “pay me” face afterwards.

  6. At least she doesn’t forget to cup the balls.

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    Margaret
    Commented on this photo:

    GeeeoooOOOOooooorgeous.

    : |

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    Cockenstein
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like she’s de-evolving into some kind of ginger Michael Jackson.

  9. “Hey Lindsay, show us how you cup the balls.”

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    Commented on this photo:

    At what point do we stop pretending and using cute metaphors like “blowing a kiss”, and just admit that she’s a walking Petri dish, responsible for aerosolizing a weapons grade frappe of STDs, hepatitis, and dead HIV cells that couldn’t compete in the hostile environment of Lindsay’s moist sex holes.

  11. Travis

    She looks like she is 40 years old

    • I was just thinking the same thing, she looks slightly older than 40…getting a handjob from her must feel awkward, like the bony, old, cold hands of someones grandmother.

  12. Travis

    Is that Melanie Griffith?

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    bo
    Commented on this photo:

    She kinda looks like her old self in this picture.

  14. cc

    She’s not blowing a kiss she’s spitting a virus so large you can see it with the naked eye into the palm of her hand.

  15. She’s not blowing a kiss. She’s auditioning for a free hotel room.

  16. Don

    God she’s gotten haggard.

    her new scissor sister must be Medusa

  17. I’m gonna guess… A frog that’s been turned into a skeezy hotel owner?

  18. Beach Babe

    God, she is just so nasty!! Go away Lohan

  19. WOW! Linds is the Paid Representative at Coachella for SaniSnatch! She got a job! $100 per day, same as The Clamyons…

  20. LindsaySupporter

    I think shes b-e-a-utiful. And I would LOVE to kiss her. And obviously this is meant to be a negative article but she definately isn’t effected by what idiots like you think.

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