Who Could Possibly Want Lindsay Lohan To Blow Them (Finish The Sentence) A Kiss?

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2014

Lindsay, Lindsay! Do cocaine!”
“Mwah!”
“Lindsay, Lindsay! Say a bunch of shit that isn’t true!”
“Mwah!”
“Lindsay, Lindsay! Have sex with a man’s dick for money!”
“Mwah!”
“Lindsay, Lindsay! Pretend to live in an alternate reality where people want you to blow them kisses.”
“Mwah!”
“Haha, I got you! I totally got you! Now you have to get inside my magic bag.”

– Why I’m not invited to these things

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