After crashing the press conference for Gotti: Three Generations despite not even being cast in the movie, Lindsay Lohan gave an interview to Page Six where she made it abundantly clear she has absolutely no fucking clue on how F’d in the A her career is. When she wasn’t talking about her dad being in prison with John Gotti and acting like she already landed the role of Victoria, she was dictating the terms of future projects because apparently Hollywood can’t wait to battle insurance companies for the chance to work with an over-entitled drug addict:
Her crew was buzzing about all things Gotti, and when we mentioned that Lindsay looks a lot like Victoria, a grumpy member of Lohan’s crew snapped, “Yeah, a younger, prettier version.”
But Lilo, who’s itching to restart her career after her stint in rehab, was already looking beyond the Gottis. “I want to be in Oliver Stone’s ‘Savages,’ ” she said of her future plans. “That’s the role I really want.”
She also mentioned her interest in Disney’s upcoming “Wizard of Oz” prequel, “Oz: The Great and the Powerful.” Lohan said, “I think the only role I could play is Glinda.”
Variety already reported that Blake Lively is in talks for the role of Glinda the Good Witch, but Lilo remained undeterred.
“I’ll only do the movie if I can work with [James Franco],” she said. “We’re like best friends. We’re hanging out later.”
For those of you keeping score, Lindsay Lohan is only in talks to star in one movie and already thinks she’s going to steal roles from Blake Lively whenever she’s not banging James Franco. Can you imagine if she’s cast in Zack Snyder’s Superman? She’ll probably walk around telling people she’ll only work with David Fincher if Obama stops by the set. “I mean, the script is great, don’t get me wrong, but I really feel the president needs to see me work. Plus we’re best friends who sometimes hook up. (Don’t tell Michelle.)”
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Gross.
Pull my finger, I’ll fart coke.
lol like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82hvPp7JiRQ
Bwaaaaahahahah!
Rican FTW.
Computer Duster is one hell of a drug
umm you have toilet paper hangin off ur ass crack… (heavy flow?)
So no sex tape, no legit work. How is she getting by without being a hooker? I tell ya, it just doesn’t add up!!!
All those clubs throw a couple of grand her way so the paps show up and take photos.
It STILL don’t add up!
“exit stage left”
Obscure cowardly lion reference, even.
I love crazy ass chicks with big tits
You will blow your wad.
And she’ll probably get the parts because life is a sham. If The Situation can make $5mil+ per year and Charlie Sheen can get people to buy tickets to his terrible show, then someone will hire the coke whore. Fo sho.
“That garbage can over there is where I left my career?”
Somehow I doubt she’s hanging out with James Franco. He’s a weird dude, but being seen with a washed up nobody like Lindsay Lohan is too much of a strange thing even for him
“because apparently Hollywood can’t wait to battle insurance companies for the chance to work with an over-entitled drug addict:”
Sean Penn was at that party too?
I am 40 and look younger than this delusional whore.
What a skank I wouldn’t fuck her with Hillary Clinton’s dick!
she looks so amazingly haggard and “rode hard” for a 24 year old.
Trademarked? Really?
I guess you missed the story a couple of weeks ago where she hates her father (although it seems that now she loves him ’cause she can lie about him being in prison with Gotti), so she was going to drop her last name and just be known as Lindsay and her mom was going to change her name back to Dina Sullivan.
Sad. True.
That sounds like fun. Lemme try…
“Yea, I’m running for president, and when I win the election, GravyLeg is going to be my vice-president, and McFeely’s going to be the Speaker of the House. He’s totally got it in the bag.”
HoHan is dusted. Why is she bragging that her father was in the joint getting his salad tossed for commissary snacks? That entire Lohan family is one giant turd.
If she really did make those statements at the press conference I think it’s safe to assume that; she’s either still using, or that she my indeed be mentally ill.
Has it gotten to the point where she’ll blow me for an eight-ball yet? All other things aside, she does have a purty mouth. Send her to Dayton.
If by career you mean walking around in the daytime with a can of Red Bull and spending your nights with your face in a gutter full of your own throw up, then yeah … she’s got it under control.
She looks older than her mom.
Why won’t she just die???
I usually never wish death on anyone, ever. But after reading this I’m seriously waiting for her to just die so that I don’t have to see her busted face/hear about her ever again. I don’t care how she dies either, I just want her GONE.
Wow, you’re really pathetic. Take a good look at your life, buddy.
Oh, please, GravyLeg and Jovy’s insults are softball at best.
Why do we care about this?
“No matter how many times I wash this finger, it… (sniff!)… it still smells like Sam!”
Last call to make that overdue home porn.
“Goddess applications are being taken over there, right?”
This way to the famous people and cocaine?
…no, THIS way to famous people and cocaine…
Wait, I can’t go THIS way; I used to be famous!
THIS WAY RIGHT HERE! TO FAMOUS BLOW! I’M GOING THIS WAY DAMMIT!
… Yes! I’m sure! My future! My very life! My DESTINY! It’s THIS WAY!
Fuck it… who wants to get drunk?
I didn’t read the story, so I’m just going to assume that Lindsay Lohan and Thing are starring in “Celebrity Rehab 5″.
……THIS SLUT IS A TRUE PAIN IN THE *SS, folks!!
If she pointed that ogre diddler at me, I’d agree with anything she said.
hey lindsay, that’s some magical thinking.
you’re only good for porn, and for playing the role of a coke addict.
work on your acting skills first.
No, I don’t want to see her ass in porn. No fucking way! I’d sooner see Jocelyn Wildenstein porno. Hell, I’d rather watch a scat video over Lindsay Lohan porno.
She should marry Charlie Sheen. Imagine the babies they would have.
i don’t care enough to REALLY check if someone has mentioned this, but stop fucking using the ‘tm’ after her name. no one else does it…frankly because a) it’s not legitimate & 2) NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
So no, seriously- the coke and lesbian deejays are this way, right?
it’s kind of sad how her mom stealing someone else’s copy of a movie script and handing it to Lindsay = “I got the job.”