Lindsay™ Really Has Her Career in Perspective

April 14th, 2011 // 52 Comments

After crashing the press conference for Gotti: Three Generations despite not even being cast in the movie, Lindsay Lohan gave an interview to Page Six where she made it abundantly clear she has absolutely no fucking clue on how F’d in the A her career is. When she wasn’t talking about her dad being in prison with John Gotti and acting like she already landed the role of Victoria, she was dictating the terms of future projects because apparently Hollywood can’t wait to battle insurance companies for the chance to work with an over-entitled drug addict:

Her crew was buzzing about all things Gotti, and when we mentioned that Lindsay looks a lot like Victoria, a grumpy member of Lohan’s crew snapped, “Yeah, a younger, prettier version.”
But Lilo, who’s itching to restart her career after her stint in rehab, was already looking beyond the Gottis. “I want to be in Oliver Stone’s ‘Savages,’ ” she said of her future plans. “That’s the role I really want.”
She also mentioned her interest in Disney’s upcoming “Wizard of Oz” prequel, “Oz: The Great and the Powerful.” Lohan said, “I think the only role I could play is Glinda.”
Variety already reported that Blake Lively is in talks for the role of Glinda the Good Witch, but Lilo remained undeterred.
“I’ll only do the movie if I can work with [James Franco],” she said. “We’re like best friends. We’re hanging out later.”

For those of you keeping score, Lindsay Lohan is only in talks to star in one movie and already thinks she’s going to steal roles from Blake Lively whenever she’s not banging James Franco. Can you imagine if she’s cast in Zack Snyder’s Superman? She’ll probably walk around telling people she’ll only work with David Fincher if Obama stops by the set. “I mean, the script is great, don’t get me wrong, but I really feel the president needs to see me work. Plus we’re best friends who sometimes hook up. (Don’t tell Michelle.)”

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News


  1. rican

    Pull my finger, I’ll fart coke.

  2. Computer Duster is one hell of a drug

  3. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    umm you have toilet paper hangin off ur ass crack… (heavy flow?)

  4. jumpin_j

    So no sex tape, no legit work. How is she getting by without being a hooker? I tell ya, it just doesn’t add up!!!

  5. “exit stage left”

  6. Arzach

    I love crazy ass chicks with big tits

  7. graymatter

    You will blow your wad.

  8. Can

    And she’ll probably get the parts because life is a sham. If The Situation can make $5mil+ per year and Charlie Sheen can get people to buy tickets to his terrible show, then someone will hire the coke whore. Fo sho.

  9. JC

    “That garbage can over there is where I left my career?”

  10. Jimmy

    Somehow I doubt she’s hanging out with James Franco. He’s a weird dude, but being seen with a washed up nobody like Lindsay Lohan is too much of a strange thing even for him

  11. “because apparently Hollywood can’t wait to battle insurance companies for the chance to work with an over-entitled drug addict:”

    Sean Penn was at that party too?

  12. Clarence Beeks

    I am 40 and look younger than this delusional whore.

  13. Inmate 12236969

    What a skank I wouldn’t fuck her with Hillary Clinton’s dick!

  14. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks so amazingly haggard and “rode hard” for a 24 year old.

  15. devilsrain

    Trademarked? Really?

    • LJ

      I guess you missed the story a couple of weeks ago where she hates her father (although it seems that now she loves him ’cause she can lie about him being in prison with Gotti), so she was going to drop her last name and just be known as Lindsay and her mom was going to change her name back to Dina Sullivan.

    • jumpin_j

      Sad. True.

  16. That sounds like fun. Lemme try…

    “Yea, I’m running for president, and when I win the election, GravyLeg is going to be my vice-president, and McFeely’s going to be the Speaker of the House. He’s totally got it in the bag.”

  17. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    HoHan is dusted. Why is she bragging that her father was in the joint getting his salad tossed for commissary snacks? That entire Lohan family is one giant turd.


    If she really did make those statements at the press conference I think it’s safe to assume that; she’s either still using, or that she my indeed be mentally ill.

  19. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Has it gotten to the point where she’ll blow me for an eight-ball yet? All other things aside, she does have a purty mouth. Send her to Dayton.

  20. If by career you mean walking around in the daytime with a can of Red Bull and spending your nights with your face in a gutter full of your own throw up, then yeah … she’s got it under control.

  21. Daaaaaang

    She looks older than her mom.

  22. Why won’t she just die???

    • Jovy

      I usually never wish death on anyone, ever. But after reading this I’m seriously waiting for her to just die so that I don’t have to see her busted face/hear about her ever again. I don’t care how she dies either, I just want her GONE.

  23. Jim

    Why do we care about this?

  24. Lindsay Lohan
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    “No matter how many times I wash this finger, it… (sniff!)… it still smells like Sam!”

  25. Kylomylo

    Last call to make that overdue home porn.

  26. “Goddess applications are being taken over there, right?”

  27. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    This way to the famous people and cocaine?

  28. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    …no, THIS way to famous people and cocaine…

  29. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, I can’t go THIS way; I used to be famous!

  30. Lindsay Lohan
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  31. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    … Yes! I’m sure! My future! My very life! My DESTINY! It’s THIS WAY!

  32. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck it… who wants to get drunk?

  33. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t read the story, so I’m just going to assume that Lindsay Lohan and Thing are starring in “Celebrity Rehab 5″.

  34. the captain


  35. If she pointed that ogre diddler at me, I’d agree with anything she said.

  36. anonym

    hey lindsay, that’s some magical thinking.

    you’re only good for porn, and for playing the role of a coke addict.

    work on your acting skills first.

    • Michael

      No, I don’t want to see her ass in porn. No fucking way! I’d sooner see Jocelyn Wildenstein porno. Hell, I’d rather watch a scat video over Lindsay Lohan porno.

  37. tlmck

    She should marry Charlie Sheen. Imagine the babies they would have.

  38. kara

    i don’t care enough to REALLY check if someone has mentioned this, but stop fucking using the ‘tm’ after her name. no one else does it…frankly because a) it’s not legitimate & 2) NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

  39. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    So no, seriously- the coke and lesbian deejays are this way, right?

  40. anon

    it’s kind of sad how her mom stealing someone else’s copy of a movie script and handing it to Lindsay = “I got the job.”

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