Lindsay™ Really Has Her Career in Perspective

After crashing the press conference for Gotti: Three Generations despite not even being cast in the movie, Lindsay Lohan gave an interview to Page Six where she made it abundantly clear she has absolutely no fucking clue on how F’d in the A her career is. When she wasn’t talking about her dad being in prison with John Gotti and acting like she already landed the role of Victoria, she was dictating the terms of future projects because apparently Hollywood can’t wait to battle insurance companies for the chance to work with an over-entitled drug addict:

Her crew was buzzing about all things Gotti, and when we mentioned that Lindsay looks a lot like Victoria, a grumpy member of Lohan’s crew snapped, “Yeah, a younger, prettier version.”
But Lilo, who’s itching to restart her career after her stint in rehab, was already looking beyond the Gottis. “I want to be in Oliver Stone’s ‘Savages,’ ” she said of her future plans. “That’s the role I really want.”
She also mentioned her interest in Disney’s upcoming “Wizard of Oz” prequel, “Oz: The Great and the Powerful.” Lohan said, “I think the only role I could play is Glinda.”
Variety already reported that Blake Lively is in talks for the role of Glinda the Good Witch, but Lilo remained undeterred.
“I’ll only do the movie if I can work with [James Franco],” she said. “We’re like best friends. We’re hanging out later.”

For those of you keeping score, Lindsay Lohan is only in talks to star in one movie and already thinks she’s going to steal roles from Blake Lively whenever she’s not banging James Franco. Can you imagine if she’s cast in Zack Snyder’s Superman? She’ll probably walk around telling people she’ll only work with David Fincher if Obama stops by the set. “I mean, the script is great, don’t get me wrong, but I really feel the president needs to see me work. Plus we’re best friends who sometimes hook up. (Don’t tell Michelle.)”

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