Lindsay Lohan Wore a Bikini Again, Guess What Happened

May 24th, 2011 // 168 Comments

“Oh, no, right in the front of the paparazzi! It’s like I’m doing this on purpose…”

As Lindsay Lohan watched the press roll in yesterday from her weekend of flashing the world, she conveniently had another wardrobe malfunction, and here we are because the Internet runs on boobs. Of course, some might say it’s an innocent accident, while others of a more handsome nature will say it’s to distract from the fact she was also photographed holding a bottle of pills and there’s no explaining that one away. That’d be like seeing Charlie Sheen with a pile white powder and trying to convince someone it’s baking soda. “He’s probably just cooking snickerdoodles. Warm, delicious snickerdoodles. In his nose.”

Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Splash News

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    Laffy
    Commented on this photo:

    More knee scabs from sniffing coke off the sidewalk

  2. CC

    Nice pink non baby abused nips!

  3. Rose

    When you have been knockers embarrassing stuff like this happens sometimes. I know..

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    Hugh Gentry
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    a little thick around the middle, but great rack!!

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    NickMina
    Commented on this photo:

    go to egotastic

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    devilsrain
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey Linds, oh we are going to the beach today? Great. See ya down there.”

    Puts on (black) jeans & Tshirt. Yep that works.

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    MarkCA
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is the NSFW version???

    I mean, what are you trying to protect us from? Her nipple never hurt no one no how. Every other part of her body – perhaps, but not the nipple

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    Freaky
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude. I went to another site to see the uncensored version. I really, really wish that I hadn’t. Really. Imagine a tit where the non-areola skin has orange spray tan on it but the areola and nipple are so pale that they look like the ass skin on a 500 lb man who hasn’t left his house in 20 years. If you can imagine that, you can imagine her pale, nasty nipple. It’s disgusting. I mean, you go from this nasty freckled, spray tanned skin to this pale, pale patch that’s supposed to be stimulating but it’s just gross. I feel raped.

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    bk
    Commented on this photo:

    Axl Rose looks great for his age.

  10. Matthew

    again typcal z-lister

  11. Smiley

    I’m sure the pills she’s holding are just a px for some new crotch atrocity she’s managed to contract.

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    nicole
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey pole-smoker.

    More nipples, and fewer Thor reviews.

  13. Tom

    Typical ugly blonde monkey.

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    JPC
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    Looks like Kesha got a boob job. Still has the square body, though.

  15. Juano

    Beyond the obvious point, which is that she did it on purpose, a la the Kardashians, it’s a shame that she looks so old. Only 22 and her face and body look like she’s about 45 years old. She’s never gonna go back to looking her age.

    Needs to think about rehearsing for her next gig; “want fries with that?”

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    Bob james Bond
    Commented on this photo:

    Quit sucking off the advertisers and post like a man.

  17. Positively negative

    All comments above earn +1.
    Great job, guys.

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    Ddura
    Commented on this photo:

    What is the point of showing a tittie flash if you DON’T show the tittie flash!

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    chris breezy boxing academy
    Commented on this photo:

    absolutely agreed. not much reason to come here anymore unless you like reading thechive.com by proxy

  20. Such whorish behavior. What would her mother think?

  21. Nips or it didn’t happen.

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    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew there was a condition of albinism that solely affected the nipples?

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    tqen
    Commented on this photo:

    Her nipple is shaped like a star!

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    God Almighty
    Commented on this photo:

    She was great in last seasons Whale Wars, glad to see the harpoon the Japanese stuck in her was not fatal……..

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    crackerleroy
    Commented on this photo:

    No NSFW here without wading through the 75 clickthrus that are usually required to see a nip. so, for that I give you a direct link.

    drunkenstepfather.com/cms/u.php?u=74179
    and in summary, the only whores bigger than Lilo are the the link whores that run this place. ( is that the groundswell of an unhappy viewership? chickity check it, beeshes)

  26. herbiefrog

    what is it with guys and nipples ?

    did you not get over your mommies yet ?

    all mammals have nipples, even males {just in case?]

    linds is look healthy and reasonably happy…

    …you should try feeling the same : ) luv us

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    Willy Crawford
    Commented on this photo:

    This one will do *zip*

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    Matt
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    I always wondered why in all her topless pics you never got a good look at her aureaola boreanazes… and now I know.. they’re practically non-existent.

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    Smiley
    Commented on this photo:

    Meth girl here has a weird, gross body. Definately rode hard and put away wet.

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    Smiley
    Commented on this photo:

    Saggy, sallow and flubbery, so beyond ordinary looking. And what’s the deal with the crotch bubbles? Queef much?????

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    Dude WTF!

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    dirty dozen
    Commented on this photo:

    I swear to christ man, I come to this effing website all the time and deal with the same three posts every day (Lindsay, MTV idiots, Charlie Sheen) and you blur the boob? Quit dicking around and at least show the boob or I dunno, start being funnier.

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    whatevawhateva
    Commented on this photo:

    @crackerleroy, thanx. I love how pink they are…

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    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    A Jesus ring AND Kabbalah bracelet? I’m as confused as Lindsay Lohan.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Ummm, yeah. Not showing the nip slip in a nip slip photo kind of blows.
    Not gonna lie though, I checked it out at another site and it’s kind of creepy. It’s an anti-nipple.

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    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait wait wait wait wait… is this a magic mirror time machine hot tub picture? I know she usually looks bad upstairs, but she normally has a pretty rockin’ lower half. Is this picture from 2025?

  37. flatspottin'

    AQUAMAN RETURNS!

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    Moron Slayer
    Commented on this photo:

    This site has sold out. It must be the new advertising model- they don’t want pornography. Oh, well. On to the next site.

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    babybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Always checking to make sure someone’s watching…

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    Jeremy K
    Commented on this photo:

    If men would bother to ask a real live human girl, they’d know that this happens often. Not just to celebrities. Bikinis are made of thin material, are tied on using loose knots, and when the water is cold it’s hard to feel if it’s on or not. So one hard wave later you pop out and look like an idiot.

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    Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Goes to show that the legends are false: Vampires are not affected by a crucifix.

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    imabrat
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s just plain nasty. And trashy. Nasty, trashy, untalented, delusional swamp creature.

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    chaz
    Commented on this photo:

    a 2 x 4 with a hole in it

  44. meganthefox

    i thought she went anorexic and they disappered?

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    Lovemypussyhairthick
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to see that pussy unshaved with thick red hair.

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    gid
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, bruised up, fake tan crack whore–she use to be so beautiful. Look at the white halo around her hair line from the spray tan, that just looks ridiculous.

  47. DOucHe BaGELs

    Don’t you hate it when you’re at the beach swimming and a big pink star tries to latch onto your tit.

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    Mojo
    Commented on this photo:

    Nah, they dont have the pic, just cried wolf…

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