Lindsay Lohan Wore a Bikini Again, Guess What Happened

May 24th, 2011 // 168 Comments

“Oh, no, right in the front of the paparazzi! It’s like I’m doing this on purpose…”

As Lindsay Lohan watched the press roll in yesterday from her weekend of flashing the world, she conveniently had another wardrobe malfunction, and here we are because the Internet runs on boobs. Of course, some might say it’s an innocent accident, while others of a more handsome nature will say it’s to distract from the fact she was also photographed holding a bottle of pills and there’s no explaining that one away. That’d be like seeing Charlie Sheen with a pile white powder and trying to convince someone it’s baking soda. “He’s probably just cooking snickerdoodles. Warm, delicious snickerdoodles. In his nose.”

Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Splash News

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    IA
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s the uncensored version?

  2. j-sin

    First!!!!!

  3. Poison Ivy League

    Looks like she’s fumbling with squishy bald midgets.

  4. j-sin

    Aaaaannnddd…secondly, no NSFW pic? For shame, Fish.

  5. RoboZombie

    Coke whores are the BEST!

  6. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Wardrobe Malfunction Boob Fell Out
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s m’girl–keep em comin!!! :DDD x

    fwiw i support (no pun) her going braless whenever possible, gravity helps hide wrinkles from smoking and tanning beds

  7. Rick

    She got fat.

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    gooch
    Commented on this photo:

    remove the star.

  9. that’s m’girl–keep em comin!!! :DDD x

    fwiw i support (no pun) her going braless whenever possible, gravity helps hide wrinkles from smoking and tanning beds

  10. Sarah

    It’s from too much bleaching. The softer hairs toward the front of your scalp take it a little harder than the coarser ones in the back until you look like the crypt keeper. It’s like when black girls use too much relaxer and they get lady pattern baldness. Today’s hair care lesson brought to you by too much experience with hair experiments gone bad!

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    SHADE
    Commented on this photo:

    DUDE… No NSFW!!?? This used to be a reputable place for me to see some celebrity titties on the regular. Now, this shit is fucking LAME. There is absolutely no reason for me to continue visiting this site. Enjoy the advertising revenue you recieved when they cut off your balls.

    • noyb

      agreed – nip slips missed and buried in the gallery (harry potter starlet), sheer shots with nip at the end of the gallery (yesterday Lohan pics), wardrobe malfunctions not posted (again, they took the crappy shots from Lohan’s shoot yesterday)

      All we get is lousy bikini shots & people no one knows or gives a flying fuck about.

      quantity =/= quality

  12. SHADE

    DUDE… No NSFW!!?? This used to be a reputable place for me to see some celebrity titties on the regular. Now, this shit is fucking LAME. There is absolutely no reason for me to continue visiting this site. Enjoy the advertising revenue you recieved when they cut off your balls.

  13. Cock Dr

    She doesn’t look very appealing here. Thick.
    A little too pudgy for that skimpy bikini, which desperately needs straps to hoist that load.
    Of course almost no woman can look good with wet beach hair.
    I feel certain there will be more LiLo semi-public nudity shenanigans soon.

    • Big Ass Bunny Feet

      Her body is haggard. She has no ass or hips, thick legs, skinny arms, an odd belly…thank god for those breast implants or nobody would know who the hell she is.

  14. Venom

    Uh, NSFW pic please!

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    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    freckled old lady boobs on a twenty-something year-old. NSFW not needed. thanks.

  16. m

    Do we know that she paid for all that ugly ass jewelry?

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    IA
    Commented on this photo:

    I linked the NSFW, but apparently my comments are being edited out.

  18. Rancid

    She’s holding a fucking crucifix?!?

    They’re only good for holding back vampires, not retardation.

  19. IntelligentAsFellasGet

    She’s ugly.

  20. Eric

    Sad and pathetic.

  21. Dufresne

    Where’s the nipple?

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    Mon
    Commented on this photo:

    You have to click directly on the star

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    Jebadiah
    Commented on this photo:

    FAIL

  24. Sandy

    The moo-cow said “moo”.

  25. direchef

    Let’s make that star go away.

  26. Dog The Bounty Hunter

    Where in Christ is the NSFW shot??? It’s because she has larvae nipple isn’t it? That’s what cocaine and Samantha Ronson’s lips will do to you.

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    Hank E Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    WTB Freckleless version!

  28. jumpin_j

    Bikini malfunction? Nope, didn’t see that one coming.

  29. Karen

    “OH, if I wear this bikini top without straps, it might fall off in the ocean on account of my huge jugs? And because I’m Lindsay Lohan, there might be paparazzi around to take pictures? Sign me up!”

    • at this point why even bother pretending to be modest? she’s already been paid large amounts of money to show her boobs to the world…is it a paycheck thing? it’s the last marketable skill she has, so she hates to give it away for free?

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    skull514
    Commented on this photo:

    Same here IA

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    skull514
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t like you in that way. has them

  32. Looks like she has Verne Troyer in a headlock.

  33. the captain

    I guess this is the cheapest way of attracting attention……….
    WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

    ………..it’s lilo, folks!!

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    Hedgehog
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s the NSFW version ?

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    Maximus
    Commented on this photo:

    How old is she again? She looks older than me and I just turned 45.

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    Snooki's Taint
    Commented on this photo:

    No NIP or go home. We pay good money to see celeb titty!

  37. Macho Man

    Ok, this site is officially gay. This site became popular because of celebrity nudity and now you are censoring it and hiding the censored pic. Good Job!

    • Oh have a slim jim and a heart pill and relax.

    • Karen

      Gross. Why would you even be curious about what is under that star? It’s Lindsay Lohan.

      • I believe Ron White said it best…

        “…once you’ve seen one woman naked, you…pretty much wanna see the rest of ‘em naked.”

    • SHADE

      TMZ now has more nudity than this fucking site! Gradually, the Superficial has become SOFT beyond the point of recognition.

      • SHADE

        Hmmm… Still waiting, Jesse. Could it be that the nipple&vagina factor that made this site awesome has totally disappeared? I think so. He didn’t forget to post it, and there was no mistake. The Superficial is now officially in the business of NOT showing titties, and censoring the only content worth looking at on this site. It’s just frustrating because now i have to go elsewhere to get my morning dose of nipples.

    • Jessie

      it was obviously a mistake and he forgot to link the uncensored pictures you dumb ass, just wait a little bit and you’ll get to see your lilo boob.

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    EEEEAAAAARRGH!
    Commented on this photo:

    Sea monster

  39. whiskeyafternoon

    it’s great that Lilo is taking up the cause of albino dolphins. oh, wait.

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    barfee
    Commented on this photo:

    Macaulay Culkin, anyone?

  41. Then maybe I shouldn't read them!

    The commenters here are all aspiring Dane Cook-type comedians. Seriously, stop trying to earn “+1″ ‘s.

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    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    The Borg queen is looking pretty decent here.

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    Slick
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks so much better with her clothes on.

  44. Richard McBeef

    She must be getting ready to go diving for clams. The sand filled tube socks she is carrying must be ballast weights.

  45. Clarence Beeks

    I fucking HATE the blond hair on her. Everyone does- she really needs to go back to red or even black. The blond makes her look 50 years old.

    • Deacon Jones

      Go back to the ginger look.

      And you fuckers need to relax, I’m sure the uncensored will be up shortly.

  46. speaking of bikini – HAPPY 65th BIRTHDAY TO THE BIKINI!!

    named after one of the united states’ many nuclear bomb test victims:

    http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/happy-65th-birthday-bikini-plus-10-iconic-two-piece-swimsuits-2487720#photoViewer=1

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    epik
    Commented on this photo:

    nips or gtfo

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    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta agree. Love the writing here, but the content seems to be getting less exciting ( = less boob).

  49. cc

    The person who accessorized her was trying to turn her into the world’s largest fishing lure. Regrettably, without success.

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    Autumn
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know Ursula was full of self-loathing and barbiturates….

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