“Oh, no, right in the front of the paparazzi! It’s like I’m doing this on purpose…”
As Lindsay Lohan watched the press roll in yesterday from her weekend of flashing the world, she conveniently had another wardrobe malfunction, and here we are because the Internet runs on boobs. Of course, some might say it’s an innocent accident, while others of a more handsome nature will say it’s to distract from the fact she was also photographed holding a bottle of pills and there’s no explaining that one away. That’d be like seeing Charlie Sheen with a pile white powder and trying to convince someone it’s baking soda. “He’s probably just cooking snickerdoodles. Warm, delicious snickerdoodles. In his nose.”
Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Splash News
Where’s the uncensored version?
I WANT THE GODDAMN UNCENSORED PICTURE FUCKEN ASSHOLE I NEED TO FAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First!!!!!
Looks like she’s fumbling with squishy bald midgets.
It’s a fisticuffs fight to the death. I am up for it…popcorn, maestro.
Aaaaannnddd…secondly, no NSFW pic? For shame, Fish.
yeah – i was looking for the NSFW version – that’s the only reason to keep looking at her … for the frequent nip slip – come on!
egotastic has nsfw pics.
I concur… I was expecting the “view full size” link to show me a nip.
I co-concur.
I co-co-concur.
I co-co-co-COMBO BREAKER
Coke whores are the BEST!
that’s m’girl–keep em comin!!! :DDD x
fwiw i support (no pun) her going braless whenever possible, gravity helps hide wrinkles from smoking and tanning beds
She got fat.
remove the star.
that’s m’girl–keep em comin!!! :DDD x
fwiw i support (no pun) her going braless whenever possible, gravity helps hide wrinkles from smoking and tanning beds
It’s from too much bleaching. The softer hairs toward the front of your scalp take it a little harder than the coarser ones in the back until you look like the crypt keeper. It’s like when black girls use too much relaxer and they get lady pattern baldness. Today’s hair care lesson brought to you by too much experience with hair experiments gone bad!
What the fuck are you prattling about?!
on his facebook post he asked the ladies what was wrong with her hair
Oh. Well, now this is awkward. Hey, look over there!
DUDE… No NSFW!!?? This used to be a reputable place for me to see some celebrity titties on the regular. Now, this shit is fucking LAME. There is absolutely no reason for me to continue visiting this site. Enjoy the advertising revenue you recieved when they cut off your balls.
agreed – nip slips missed and buried in the gallery (harry potter starlet), sheer shots with nip at the end of the gallery (yesterday Lohan pics), wardrobe malfunctions not posted (again, they took the crappy shots from Lohan’s shoot yesterday)
All we get is lousy bikini shots & people no one knows or gives a flying fuck about.
quantity =/= quality
DUDE… No NSFW!!?? This used to be a reputable place for me to see some celebrity titties on the regular. Now, this shit is fucking LAME. There is absolutely no reason for me to continue visiting this site. Enjoy the advertising revenue you recieved when they cut off your balls.
Thank you Fish for NOT showing this POS’s NSFW picture. I would rather keep my breakfast in my stomach and not on the monitor.
snot like she needs any more exposure.. saw them on IDLYITW earlier and her tits look great. but not every blogger’s gona give her the endless satisfaction
I would not say GREAT… Decent… No real areola but the nip is discernible…
No one really cares if you visit this site ever again
No nipplez – for shame. Deep, terrible, shark-jumping, shame.
So what’s this site for now? All the amateur comedians trying to make their lives worthwhile, making desperately over-reaching jokes to get in the weekend compilation. Is that it?
PREACH ON DrRic!
She doesn’t look very appealing here. Thick.
A little too pudgy for that skimpy bikini, which desperately needs straps to hoist that load.
Of course almost no woman can look good with wet beach hair.
I feel certain there will be more LiLo semi-public nudity shenanigans soon.
Her body is haggard. She has no ass or hips, thick legs, skinny arms, an odd belly…thank god for those breast implants or nobody would know who the hell she is.
sooo it would be better if she had fat arms?
Uh, NSFW pic please!
Yes, please!
Yeah, we EXPECT it from this site.
freckled old lady boobs on a twenty-something year-old. NSFW not needed. thanks.
Do we know that she paid for all that ugly ass jewelry?
I linked the NSFW, but apparently my comments are being edited out.
She’s holding a fucking crucifix?!?
They’re only good for holding back vampires, not retardation.
She’s ugly.
Sad and pathetic.
Where’s the nipple?
and for bludgeoning your vagina with… (if you’re a sweet girl named regan)
sorry that was for Rancid..
dude:
Great movie. I’m trying to remember how that line goes:
“Your mother knits socks in HELL”….or something like that.
lol something a little less reverent
You have to click directly on the star
There’s no star in this photo. She lost credibility a while ago bro.
Hah! Nice, Waldo.
FAIL
The moo-cow said “moo”.
Let’s make that star go away.
Where in Christ is the NSFW shot??? It’s because she has larvae nipple isn’t it? That’s what cocaine and Samantha Ronson’s lips will do to you.
WTB Freckleless version!
Bikini malfunction? Nope, didn’t see that one coming.
“OH, if I wear this bikini top without straps, it might fall off in the ocean on account of my huge jugs? And because I’m Lindsay Lohan, there might be paparazzi around to take pictures? Sign me up!”
at this point why even bother pretending to be modest? she’s already been paid large amounts of money to show her boobs to the world…is it a paycheck thing? it’s the last marketable skill she has, so she hates to give it away for free?
Same here IA
I don’t like you in that way. has them
Looks like she has Verne Troyer in a headlock.
McFeely, you never disappoint! Awesome.
I stole it from Poison Ivy League
I guess this is the cheapest way of attracting attention……….
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
………..it’s lilo, folks!!
Where’s the NSFW version ?
How old is she again? She looks older than me and I just turned 45.
No NIP or go home. We pay good money to see celeb titty!
Ok, this site is officially gay. This site became popular because of celebrity nudity and now you are censoring it and hiding the censored pic. Good Job!
Oh have a slim jim and a heart pill and relax.
Yes. That was pure win.
Gross. Why would you even be curious about what is under that star? It’s Lindsay Lohan.
I believe Ron White said it best…
“…once you’ve seen one woman naked, you…pretty much wanna see the rest of ‘em naked.”
TMZ now has more nudity than this fucking site! Gradually, the Superficial has become SOFT beyond the point of recognition.
Hmmm… Still waiting, Jesse. Could it be that the nipple&vagina factor that made this site awesome has totally disappeared? I think so. He didn’t forget to post it, and there was no mistake. The Superficial is now officially in the business of NOT showing titties, and censoring the only content worth looking at on this site. It’s just frustrating because now i have to go elsewhere to get my morning dose of nipples.
it was obviously a mistake and he forgot to link the uncensored pictures you dumb ass, just wait a little bit and you’ll get to see your lilo boob.
fish caused 9/11
The Superficial has suddenly become a love scene on Melrose Place! WTF?
It’s been three days since that post, there, Jesse. Not seeing the NSFW link yet. Just sayin’.
Sea monster
it’s great that Lilo is taking up the cause of albino dolphins. oh, wait.
Macaulay Culkin, anyone?
The commenters here are all aspiring Dane Cook-type comedians. Seriously, stop trying to earn “+1″ ‘s.
who? look, we’re commenting because we want too anus-mouth. I don’t think there are any Comedy Central talent scouts here.
This is the shit I’m talkin about man.. “it’s great that Lilo is taking up the cause of albino dolphins. oh, wait.” Tired ass shit.
did your douche run out of fluid this morning or something? move on.
Then maybe I shouldn’t read them! — +1
-1
The Borg queen is looking pretty decent here.
She looks so much better with her clothes on.
true that
Double True!
She must be getting ready to go diving for clams. The sand filled tube socks she is carrying must be ballast weights.
Diving for clams? I thought that’s what Samantha Ronson was for.
I fucking HATE the blond hair on her. Everyone does- she really needs to go back to red or even black. The blond makes her look 50 years old.
Go back to the ginger look.
And you fuckers need to relax, I’m sure the uncensored will be up shortly.
speaking of bikini – HAPPY 65th BIRTHDAY TO THE BIKINI!!
named after one of the united states’ many nuclear bomb test victims:
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/happy-65th-birthday-bikini-plus-10-iconic-two-piece-swimsuits-2487720#photoViewer=1
That’s almost as old as you are, dude.
lol–did u get a load of carrie fischer when she didn’t weigh 400 lbs :)
nips or gtfo
Gotta agree. Love the writing here, but the content seems to be getting less exciting ( = less boob).
even the writing is going downhill – the site seems like an afterthought now
The person who accessorized her was trying to turn her into the world’s largest fishing lure. Regrettably, without success.
I didn’t know Ursula was full of self-loathing and barbiturates….