Lindsay Lohan’s In A Bikini Again

July 21st, 2014 // 89 Comments

When you’re a hard-working actress fresh off of an award for Biggest Comeback, it’s important to take a moment and relax on the yacht you’ve been blowing a man to be on for the past week. Also, pop a lot of zits. That’s really the key to this whole sexy stew. I’m talking way more important than not looking like a barnacle with tits. You just let the coke bloat handle that.

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    Wow. Axl Rose really let himself go.

  2. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Whose grandmother is that?

  3. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    Wincest costs extra.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
    whatever
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    if you only look at it you can’t tell if that’s her back or her front crotch

  5. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
    whatever
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    that gut is all the jewellery she swallowed, surgeon will take it out

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  7. Kid

    Look at Ali. Nice body. She doesn’t seem messed up like Lindsay is. Miracles exist.

  8. tlmck

    I just do not get the appeal of this person. Never have, never will.

  9. anonym

    who the fuck paid for this? or did she charge it all on her credit card again?

    • Kid

      I think her friends just let her hang out. I can’t figure out why, but I don’t think she could pay for it.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    has been: picking rotting cunt.

    future has been: still playing with hair (on head).

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    Little Tongue
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    “What do you mean, you’ve never heard of me? I am a VERY famous actress in the USA! Get out a little!”

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    Theo
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    They wanted a coat hanger, but all they could afford was a Lindsay Lohan.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    “Hey sailor need a date ?”

  14. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
    Harsky & Starch
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    It’s the reboot of the Sigourney Weaver underwear scene from “Alien.”

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    Harsky & Starch
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    There’s some hope for Ali. As for LL not cool Vajayjay? I’d rather stick my junk in a hungry shark’s mouth.

  16. DJ Hartski

    My career. It’s over there about 200 feet and then about 400 feet straight down. Yes, next to Bieber’s.

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    frotteurist
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    I can’t believe how close she is to becoming Frog from Frog & Toad.

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    Observant
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    Her bikini bottoms are on backwards. Dumbass.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    “I came here to suck cock and smoke cigarettes . . . and this is my last cigarette.”

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    I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t think Lindsay has that many bruises, that many of them are actually movable tattoos. Unless, of course, touching her with ten-foot poles is some sort of new chargeable sexual activity.

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    “I need to poo. Can you stop at that gas station right behind the palm tree?”

  22. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    Lindsay apparent;y got the tits. Ali apparently got the ass (and maybe the legs). Who got the brains? Hahahahaha…Omigosh, that is sooo funny. It’s a trick question!

  23. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    Yep. Tit’s look smaller , gut looks bigger. I figure I am about 3 years away from me and an 8 ball looking like a good idea to her ; )

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