Lindsay Lohan’s In A Bikini Again

July 21st, 2014 // 89 Comments

When you’re a hard-working actress fresh off of an award for Biggest Comeback, it’s important to take a moment and relax on the yacht you’ve been blowing a man to be on for the past week. Also, pop a lot of zits. That’s really the key to this whole sexy stew. I’m talking way more important than not looking like a barnacle with tits. You just let the coke bloat handle that.

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    Sperm: a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the thighs.

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    brick
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    ” The all-you-can-eat buffet? It’s right there! Dumbass!”

  3. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    The tattoo says: Visa, Mastercard and Amex accepted. Discount for cash or coke.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!?

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    j/k
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    I’m pretty sure she’s asking if they have crack over there.

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    Eric
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    Well, I think it is nice that Lindsay took her grandmother along.

  7. The Dude

    Jesus.
    Can’t unsee that shit.

    Thanks Fish.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    Oh fuck me. I still would.

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    Her gunt is coming in nicely.

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    Tara Reid, party of 2, your weird stomach and implants are ready.

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    She’s on a luxury yacht?
    As opposed to.. a fishing yacht?… a tug yacht?

  12. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    Eurgh… that woman… she’s just gross.

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    Senor Trout
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    ‘Get over it, Ali, you just have to blow him one more time. It is HIS yacht, you know.’

    ‘But he’s fat and smells like old feet. I don’t wanna do it again!’

    ‘You’ll get used to it…trust me, you’ll get used to it.’

  14. Meh, so now she’s got a mildly un-toned, pasty, white-girl body shared by millions of other girls. No big whoop. I hate her attitude, not her body.

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    “The pretty women are over THERE!”

  16. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    I love Ali ass I’d love to hit that, Lindsay I pass

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    Senor Trout
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    Brilliant tattoo – it’s in Italian and says ‘In case of heroin overdose, use naloxone injector in imbedded input valve on left ass-cheek.’

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    “Put the coke down over there at the end of the dock…it should be able to support the weight of the forklift.”

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    Tonethius
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    Why am I looking at pictures of a couple of 50-something women on a boat?

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    meeps!
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    Bikini Yam!

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    I was eating lunch, you fucker.

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    [sad trumpet]

  23. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    Class, all the way.

  24. This post is the exact opposite from the Anastasia Ashley & Logan Fazio.

    I won’t let you bring me down from that high Lindsay!!!!

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    rican
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    Cut her some slack, she’s in method for her upcoming role – The Pillsbury Doughboy.

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    Dat ass…..is almost non existent.

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    Eejut
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    Hello Ali’s ass.

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    JC
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    “‘Ahoy, speed the bow!’ See, I’m rehearsing!”
    “The play is called ‘Speed-the-Plow, Lindsay.”
    “Less criticizing, more enabling, thank you very much.”

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    cc
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    There you have it people. Class defined.

    Blow coke of a mirror then use the same mirror to pop a pimple.

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    cc
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    Not bad for 5 kids.

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think she’s pointing to the area that’s been cordoned off for mass vomiting.

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    She’s trying to emulate the Geico commercial for the Oldest Trick In The Book. “Looketh over there!! Ha ha! Madest thou look!”

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    I came here to smoke, do blow, throw up on myself and pop zits. Looks like I’m all out of blow.

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    Lindsay – grandma called… said she doesn’t want her drawers back after all.

  35. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    And she is only 28, guys…imagine how that will look in another 5 years

  36. PassingTrue

    A couple more pounds and she’ll be getting invites for the Beiber cruise.

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    PassingTrue
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    “Swanson, I want to go over there!”

  38. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    getting ready for her next John

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    beckystyles
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    If you cover the top half of this picture with your hand, it almost impossible to tell if that’s her front or back! I wonder if that’s the same trickery she uses to keep semi-relevant.

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    “…and then I sez to him…I sez…’Hey! whaddya take me for? That tug yacht’s gonna cost extra’…cheap bazterd…where’s my lighta…”

  41. MarketingMike

    Give her a break…
    She’s in great shape, for a 45yr old Alcoholic, Drug Addict.

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    Phoenix
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    Mmm…..

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    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, Ali’s ass looks fan-fucking-tastic

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    “What is THAT?”
    “Fishing boat.”
    “What’s making all that noise?”
    “Guy in the middle of the boat waving and screaming.”
    “Ali, what’s he saying?”
    “Not totally sure, but from he way he’s gesturing, I don’t think he wants you to keep climbing down that ladder.”
    “What? Why?”
    “Seriously……? Guy just wants to keep making a living.”

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    ” The last time I saw your husband, he was over there having sex with me for money.”

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    “You need to do pilates.”
    “Pilates..Is that something alcoholic I can drink?”
    “No.
    “Snort, smoke, inject, inhale,?”
    “No.”
    “Then I don’t need it!”

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    “I’m afraid we’re gonna have to search your belongings.”
    “Hey! Do we look like a couple of whores who would rob our clients soon as their backs are turned?”
    “There are security cameras all over the boat.”
    “We’ll return most of it.”

  48. Ragnar

    Gods, what happened to her? I mean, besides the coke, booze, and probably heroin and meth.

  49. Lindsay Lohan Ali Lohan Bikini Photos Luxury Yacht
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    Meanwhile, Jaime Pressly’s 36 year old ass…
    http://www.egotastic.com/photos/jaime-pressly-bikini-booty-in-mexico/

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    “Seriously, on that boat over there is Selena Gomez and Cara Devil…Deva…Deve…the chick that was banging Michelle Rodriguez.”

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