Last week, I managed to completely avoid posting about Lindsay Lohan even when the Freemasons figured out she’s a descendent of Christ and needed to protect the Vatican by erasing her existence, which is how I chose to read that story. So, of course, in an obvious attempt to get my attention, she paraded her giant breasts in a bikini yesterday (Alright, who told her I like those?) after spending all day Saturday flashing the paparazzi from the top of a building despite being on a professional photo shoot.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Lindsay, darling, camera’s over here.
LINDSAY: Pssh, yeah. One camera. Hey, can a lens make out my crotch from down there?
PHOTOGRAPHER: Why do you ask- JESUS! It’s melting the rails!
LINDSAY: And soon, the world… MUAHAHAHA!
Adding… Apparently the Freemasons don’t have snipers making them the shittiest secret society I’ve ever heard of in my life, and I once belonged to a “guild” who played Magic: The Gathering during lunch in junior high. There was two of us.
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wheres the nip slip picture?
shit just got real.
She looks 40 shoulders down.
She looks 40 shoulders up.
She looks 40 shoulders down.
Still gorgeous though.
Wish she’d get her shit together… she has an interesting look, voice, way about her. She should be in Hollywood giving us some good film.
agreed. machete was a move in the right direction in terms of finding a good director, but would love to see her billed higher in a scorsese flick (showing off those beautiful melons of course too)
You’re right Nina. I was thinking the same thing. I though Lindsey was going to be the next A list actress in town. But she chose to let her addictions get the best of her. She is so nasty. And watching her always in court is disgusting. Would you ever see Natalie Portman acting like this hoe? Hell No.
Now Emma Stone is the one. She is going to kill it. Easy A was awesome. And the Spider Man reboot will put her on the world stage like nothing else.
Screw Lindsey Lohan!!!!!!!!
Emma Stone is boring as day-old shit.
Lindsay Lohan just needs the right director, and the right person to kick her ass every day for a while.
Easy A was AWFUL. I agree with everyone else that Lindsay just needs to get her shit together and she’s good to go…I hold out hope! Let’s try being positive? Love this blog by the way
Did I say Lindsay should be getting her sh*t together and doing films? I meant snuff film.
clever. snuffing you i assume?
BOOBS!
FRECKLES!!
DRUUUUUGZZZ!!!
god… she’s hot
she has an ass to die for, tit-tays i would seriously consider marrying, and a mouth that needs some balls-deep lovin
Her ass is not the pockmarked mess I expected it to be. Kudos, LiLo.
It’s still unattractive — it’s about 3 inches in length. Something is weird there. I hate butts like that.
Lindsay’s boobs are the ninth wonder of the world to still be in good shape with all that coke running through them.
God, she has the most delicious, succulent boobs.
I still think she is the #1 Hollywood chick to bang.
YOU MUST BE A RETARD!!!!!
Oh no, I am being attacked by the keyboard warrior aka 250 pound fat chick that is jealous of Lindsay.
She’s a drug addicted washed up at 24 disaster zone…..with 2 parents I wouldn’t wish on Hitler.
Jealous is not the word I’d use.
Extremely sexy. she may be drug-addled and washed up now but so was drew barrymore at one point in her life. give lyndsay time. she’ll get her shit together eventually.
Um, yeah, she is now what Drew Barrymore was at age 8….a coke head
No venom you’re right. Jealous women hate the world…or at least anything else that’s female.
I dunno. Half the time she looks like a freckled Golem with breast implants.
I hate jealous hags.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, Lindsay.
@Venom — I agree with you. Despite her immaturity, addictive nature, conceit, irresponsibility, and fucked up family, Lilo definitely has the best tits around. More movies and pix. Loads of nudity, topless scenes, and perhaps one or two vids of her masturbating. And maybe blowing a Great Dane.
She’s a mental wreck, but those are boobs to cum all over. To bad she’s mostly a fuzz -bumper
She’s bra-less in last 4 pics
Fish, are you sure these are pictures of Lindsay™ and not Dina or some tranny hooker? Cuz that’s definatly not the face or body of a 25 y/o.
The interesting bits are at the end: see-through shirt with no bra.
My but I would like to pick those plums.
It puts the coke on its gums before it has to pose again.
Ha!
Whoa boobs.
Yes Sir – I love LiLo
Nothing like burying the tit lede, SFWriter.
Apparently “strike” html doesn’t work on this tit-forsaken site.
Isn’t she supposed to be in jail?
happy monday, sweet cheeks
I see myself sucking on those babies. Right after I spend a whole day sucking her turd cutter.
She could also pee on my face. Nothing better than tasting the sweetness of warm liquid cocaine.
Can I ear an Amen?
Amen.
Fucking hot mess that is.
Granny forgot to put her bra on again.
You can dress up a tattooed ex-con in a nice lace outfit but it’s still a tattooed ex-con.
I won’t even start on all the other problems this chick has.
Stay out of trouble LiLo. If you stay out of any more trouble & your jugs don’t drop any lower you may still have a semblance of a entertainment career.
Harsh. Life happens to people, stop pressuring people.
Jump! Might as well jump!
‘Scuse me… the crabs are dropping onto your legs. Lemme get that for you.
A fanny-pack for the granny-rack.
……..the lips from her mouth are almost the same size.
Tig Ol’ Bitties
How fucking droll. Could this be any older? If you don’t have something at least SEMI-original to say, why bother? This phrase died along with “nom nom nom” and “fap fap fap.” Let it go, already.
Smokers suck!
Man, she’s looking good to me. Lindsay is my instant Viagra for some reason.
She’s still young enough where she bounced back pretty good, but if she keeps falling off the wagon, we’ll have another Sharon Stone on our hands.
She’s gotta quit smoking though, that shit ages you quicker than anything else.
She’s a tanner & a smoker. You can only PhotoShop that shit for so long before the fashion photogs throw in the towel.
Yes, tanning beds are actually worse than anything. They make 25 year old girls look like they’re 40
haggard
I always thought Lindsay was gorgeous up until she started royally fucking her life up. She kinda looked like Ann Margaret and had a 60′s sex kitten look to her. Now, she just looks like an old retired stripper.
She can bounce back.
Unfortunately, I cannot say the same for you, cow.
Given enough support, those bikini stuffers look almost decent…almost enough to ignore the duck lips and the arm bruise. But then I remember how saggy they are, and my penis makes that sad slide whistle sound…
So that’s what drug addict trunk junk looks like. Right on!
I’m surprised those sagging udders don’t cause the neck strap to shear off her head
She has the worst statistical improbability, almost non-existent and yet flabby ass. How is is possible?
Compared to what I was expecting, this looks remarkably non-terrifying.
Way to waste good genes, though…
I’d ride that ashtray, like an unbroken filly.
there’s a slap stick, there’s slap bass & there’s a slap ass.
she must smell like shit.
I hate chronic smokers.
but I’d still fuck her between the tits and then take a shit on her tummy.
rolling in that dorito dust again.
For a two-bit coke-whore, I would still do her. Russian, Greek, maybe like the freak Anonym above….German style.
I have screwed Lilo one time when she was in Raliegh NC those tits are just delish !!!
I would love to taste her asshole..
Wow, this was when Lindsey Lohan was likeable and lanetted until she morphed into a crack-whore. So sad to think what she could have been had she made the right choices and not let her innder-demons wreck her life.