BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan’s Unairbrushed Bikini Shoot

December 30th, 2011 // 78 Comments
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Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.


Top post for three months. ‘The hell’s wrong with you people?

After leaking her Playboy photos for maximum publicity, Lindsay Lohan immediately jetted off to Hawaii for a $15,000 cash payday to pose for the above set of “candid” bikini photos even though she’d supposedly scored a million bucks off Hugh Hefner. Then again, assuming he didn’t pay her in prunes, it’s not like she can just sign the back of the check and hand it to a drug dealer. Because even if they do accept it, you still have to blow them as a form of ID. There’s just too much red tape is what I’m getting it.

Posted: 12.12.2011

Original Post: Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photos Aren’t Airbrushed

Photos: AKM Images/GSI Media


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    turd da third
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    totally unspectacular

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    true dat
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    Damn that thing is ugly , even for 50 its nasty shit.

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    Wow… that’s a sad ass… :(

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    How are her 90 days , which will really be 13 days, be worse than olepeps 25 yrs? I wish that too but she gets a private cell away from all other prisoners and probably will be babied in the cell, get a tv and a couch i bet

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    I’de hit that too. :P

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    but u are all here looking at her cute butt lol

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    Ugh! How can someone so young be so flabby! She’s got no shape and the ass of an old man! This is nasty! Cover that up!

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    give the girl a break!…

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    Nice body. I’d bang her. Still liked her better as a redhead.

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    Joe Mahma
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    She’s a lazy, flabby, unhealthy mess. Even Courtney Stodden looks better.

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    Buddy The Elf
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    Who’s the old lady?

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    I agree… Super sexy. I’d eat her right up.

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    Joe Mahma
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    That broad needs to get some exercise.

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    She actually looks fuckable in this pic.

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    Angry Bill
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    Give me 90 seconds and a leather belt and I’ll put some color in those cheeks.

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    It’s kinda sad. She really could have been talented and super attractive. That body isn’t anything a personal trainer couldn’t tone up in a month or two, but it’s pretty much a done deal at this point.

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