Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
Top post for three months. ‘The hell’s wrong with you people?
After leaking her Playboy photos for maximum publicity, Lindsay Lohan immediately jetted off to Hawaii for a $15,000 cash payday to pose for the above set of “candid” bikini photos even though she’d supposedly scored a million bucks off Hugh Hefner. Then again, assuming he didn’t pay her in prunes, it’s not like she can just sign the back of the check and hand it to a drug dealer. Because even if they do accept it, you still have to blow them as a form of ID. There’s just too much red tape is what I’m getting it.
Original Post: Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photos Aren’t Airbrushed
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