BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan’s Unairbrushed Bikini Shoot

December 30th, 2011 // 78 Comments
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Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.

DECEMBER

Top post for three months. ‘The hell’s wrong with you people?

After leaking her Playboy photos for maximum publicity, Lindsay Lohan immediately jetted off to Hawaii for a $15,000 cash payday to pose for the above set of “candid” bikini photos even though she’d supposedly scored a million bucks off Hugh Hefner. Then again, assuming he didn’t pay her in prunes, it’s not like she can just sign the back of the check and hand it to a drug dealer. Because even if they do accept it, you still have to blow them as a form of ID. There’s just too much red tape is what I’m getting it.

Posted: 12.12.2011

Original Post: Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photos Aren’t Airbrushed

Photos: AKM Images/GSI Media

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  1. Donald Trump

    Nasty hoe

  2. cc

    I think those freckles are actually scabies.

  3. herbiefrog

    hey it’s our baby…

    now, be nice you…

    festering, sebum filled, snot buckets orf pus spewing pleasentness… may your crops wither in the fields…
    [etc...] and your manhood grow [more] moldy and drop off.

    …oh… and a happy new year : ))

    • CranAppleSnapple

      “festering, sebum filled, snot buckets orf pus spewing pleasentness”

      That’s exactly what I thought while looking at those pictures.

  4. LJ

    The purse theft in Hawaii just made sense:
    She owed $10K to her drug dealer, and got paid $15K for the photo shoot.
    Her purse gets “stolen” with $10K in cash in it, and the purse is magically found two days later without the cash (probably in the lining of her suitcase).
    Now she gets to write the $10K as a loss on her taxes, got to pay off her drug debt without any paper trail and only has to pay taxes on $5K.
    Sweet deal.

    • Ha!

      So, by your logic, because it was “stolen” that means she wasn’t paid $15K. Um, right. She would still have to pay taxes on the full amount. Theft is not a tax deduction, smarty pants. But I agree she’s behind it.

      • LJ

        Topic 515 – Casualty, Disaster, and Theft Losses

        Generally you may deduct casualty and theft losses relating to your home, household items and vehicles on your Federal income tax return. You may not deduct casualty and theft losses covered by insurance unless you file a timely claim for reimbursement, and you must reduce the loss by the amount of any reimbursement.

        A theft is the taking and removing of money or property with the intent to deprive the owner of it. The taking must be illegal under the law of the state where it occurred and it must have been done with criminal intent.

        http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc515.html

        Yes, I am right.

      • Venom

        You can deduct a theft. My neighbor got taken by a “financial investor” for $25,000 and he was able to deduct it off of his taxes.

    • Little Tongue

      Come on… You really think she’s bright enough to think about income tax? If anything, it’s momager Dina’s 15% fee she’s trying to avoid paying!

      • In LiLo’s case, being bright enough isn’t an issue. Deviousness runs through her veins as sure as shit comes out her ass. She’s wired to be dishonest just as dogs are wired to shit on the lawn.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Frugal Gourmet
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    Ass for days.. if you’re a fruit fly.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    JFS61
    Commented on this photo:

    Not feeling all the love for her and her fake funbags.

  7. The QE2 is about to smell like rancid salmon & what sheiks X,Y & Z’s upchucked jizz. Happy New Year, dumb rich fucks :)

  8. Frunken

    So which of the 12 was the ‘best’ post of the year?

  9. Lou Scunt

    Ewwwww. Just Ewwwwww.

  10. Duke Steele

    Jesus. WTF happened to her? Look at what shes become.

  11. Marvin

    Fish Dude,

    You must really hate all of us, and hate having to work on your site during the Holidays, to post all of these pictures of Lindsay Logan. :(

    :(

  12. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    jeff
    Commented on this photo:

    i think ill marry her!

  13. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus Christ, get a top that actually FITS you and your silicone jugs and you won’t have to spend the whole day at the beach yanking it back up!

  14. forrest gump

    after it she was the loser again we all know her from, folks.

  15. tom

    She looks awful as if she hasn’t washed herself since ages.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    It is not that her belly button is so high it’s her boobs are so low people…

  17. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Callled Out
    Commented on this photo:

    Love all you queers.. If she wasnt “Lindsay Lohan” and you saw this on the beach you’d be bustin out your iPhones to take pics..

    • No Way

      Hey Dina, get off Lindsay’s nut sack. She’s not remotely hot unless you like shapeless, flabby, skanky washed-up sad twats.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Nothin' Worse
    Commented on this photo:

    Skinny fat

  19. truth.org

    I STILL want to fuck her mouth/cum on her tits after all this.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Siloporcen7
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Lord…just…dear Lord

  21. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    KaylaMarieee
    Commented on this photo:

    lol. frog butt anyone?

  22. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf is up with her face?

  23. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    Why no curves??

  24. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    “herrr derp”

    What the fudge is going on with her face these days?? So bloated. She has aged so much this past couple of years. She looks way over 35.

  25. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Nicks
    Commented on this photo:

    her nipples are out

  26. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    Yummy, all I can think about is mottorboating!!

    http://mlkshk.com/r/2R0

  27. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Lee
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! Still looks great! For all those that are hating, You wish she would talk to you, I know I wouldn’t mind the chance to chat with her. Her life just ended up in the press many of us have lived the same or worse. She was just able to afford it and the media made it worse.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks pretty, not airbrushed.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    ewwwwww.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like shes pelvic thrustin’ it.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    i think her little round tummy is cutee.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    she should really get her ass done, then she’d look good.

  33. anonym

    god damn. what a fucking mess.
    old looking face, and no ass.

    I think I’d rather fuck courtney love.

  34. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    lkl
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the gut of 50 year old truck driver after a couple of six packs.

  35. What a WHORE

    Geez, that is one ugly bitch. She’s flabby; she has absolutely no muscle tone. And, she’s hunched over like a hunchback; terrible posture. Fake tits as well, and nasty freckles. God, what a mess…

  36. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    well, hello there cutie!

  37. pretty vacant

    how did this get in the best of 2011?
    did she get washed out to sea or something?

  38. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    MissSwan
    Commented on this photo:

    She look like a man,

  39. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t look that awful in the pictures. It’s just that the media has taught all of you what to expect. Regardless of your own selves, you slam any known person for looking less than pleasing to you.

  40. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    Most men would still hit that? As if she’s remotely repulsive. Get a grip on reality people. I hate to stand up for celebrities, but I will do so when it comes to beauty and image.

  41. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Dissapointed.
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god, where is her ass? She has an old lady butt! Time to get on a bike and work on those glutes

  42. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Teddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats what happens when you get fat then do drugs and lose alot of weight.

  43. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Is “rock bottom” when you sell one of your boob implants for coke? If so, I think she’s finally made it.

  44. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got cock squeeze cramps in both hands.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    Just OD already you stupid twat!

  46. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Crystal
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she looks happy in this pic. I miss the old, cheery, volumptous (sp) Lindsay.

  47. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Crystal
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks hot here… and happy.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Cristiano
    Commented on this photo:

    What an ordinary girl, if people get exited by this girl you will get crazy if you someday you go to any Brazilian beach.

  49. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay Lohan has sexy boobs

  50. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    If we push on her chin will her ass re-inflate?

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