Lindsay Lohan Posed For These Bikini Photos Instead of Flying Back To New York

After conveniently fleeing to a non-extradition country bordering Colombia, criminal mastermind Lindsay Lohan was supposed to fly back to New York Sunday night, but instead got off her plane at the last minute and stayed in Brazil despite even her enablers saying that’s a horrible fucking idea. So here she is making some quick cash posing for bikini photos because she’s broke and apparently you can’t pay for things with blowjobs in Brazil. I’ve already written the UN.

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