Lindsay Lohan Posed For These Bikini Photos Instead of Flying Back To New York

April 3rd, 2013 // 107 Comments
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After conveniently fleeing to a non-extradition country bordering Colombia, criminal mastermind Lindsay Lohan was supposed to fly back to New York Sunday night, but instead got off her plane at the last minute and stayed in Brazil despite even her enablers saying that’s a horrible fucking idea. So here she is making some quick cash posing for bikini photos because she’s broke and apparently you can’t pay for things with blowjobs in Brazil. I’ve already written the UN.

Photos: AKM-GSI

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    Alexxx3488
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    I don’t think those are freckles dappling her inner thighs…

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    FamousPlastic.net
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    She’s just a pile of flapjacks at this point…

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    Motorboat Captain
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    Finally, an answer to the age-old question: What would Mr. Burns look like with a pair of giant floppy tits?

  4. Weirdo

    She has no curves, a flat ass, and absolutely no sex appeal other than a warm, wet mouth and a willingness to use it.

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    I didn’t know crack whores had their own swimsuit calender.

  6. Liz

    It’s amazing that Lindsay can transform literally any remote, tropical paradise into Myrtle Beach with a single flick of her saddle bags.

    Y’all seriously. stop being mean. she looks exactly like Whitney Houston did before Whitney crossed the rainbow bridge. In her bathtub.

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    benztech
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    Why is her bellybutton located on her solar plexus?

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    worst ass ever. looks like a beagle’s face melted on her ass..

  9. adt

    Has anyone noticed that her belly button is like, smack dab in the middle of her stomach?

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    Uh oh, bloated mid-section and skinny lower half, like Amy Winehouse.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Leg Bruises Brazil
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    On another note, anyone know where to find this bikini or one with a similar top?

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    Brian Pumper
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    I heard a rumour that the tide went out 3 hours early

  13. Y’know what…although she’s a little narrow through the hips for my taste I’m still digging these. Too bad she’s such a fucking trainwreck.

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    Big Balls
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    This is half-ass good… but the skanky whore is totally covered up! Even nuns show more than this!!!

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    Big Balls
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    33 pics of LL, all fucking covered up, and I haven’t gotten a woody, whatsoever!

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    try
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    is dat a guy????

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    Nancy
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    That girl needs a gym

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    greggo
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    Yikes. Most unflattering swimsuit for a busty but narrow-hipped girl ever.

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    ITOLDYOU
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    Totally AWESOME!!!

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    Robb7
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    Who the hell is taking these pictures — mama or papa?!?

    • Mr.Stevenson

      not her normal scum sucking photoshop friends in Hollywood.
      looks like a crack whore taking a break.

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    cocoa
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    looks like a bigfoot sighting

    you know if bigfoot had giant tits and a coke problem

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    How can she not see how awful she looks?

  23. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Leg Bruises Brazil
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    That’s right, suck that gut in, Buck Rogers.

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