Lindsay Lohan Got To Transfer To The Rehab With The Nicer Jacuzzis

June 14th, 2013 // 19 Comments
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When we last left Lindsay Lohan, she was freaking out after The Betty Ford Center made her stop taking Adderall. Although, in fairness, when did rehabs start making celebrities quit the drugs they’re hopelessly addicted to? That’s bullshit. Since then, everyone’s been fed a bunch of talking points about how great she’s doing which we didn’t bother repeating because it was only a matter of time before she was released early or got transferred to a nicer rehab with those mojitos she likes. They crush the mint and coke just right. E! News reports:

“She wanted a change,” a source tells E! News of her unexpected rehab move.
The LiLo insider believes the actress’ lawyer Shawn Holley chose Cliffside and that prosecutors, as well as Judge James Dabney, signed off on the transfer.
The source adds it’s unlikely Lindsay will be able to use her ADD drug Adderall at the new treatment center. She is expected to remain at Cliffside until she completes her 90-day court-ordered stint in August.

What’s amazing is that Shawn Holley managed to get the judge to agree to a transfer, yet this is the same lawyer Lindsay fired and replaced with an idiot whose brilliant courtroom maneuvers include, “This here’s my lucky rabbit’s foot,” and “Trust me. Witness tampering’s perfectly legal.” Then again, Lindsay did see him help the Karate Kid beat that murder rap. If only he would’ve kept working with Marisa Tomei…

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Leg Bruises Brazil
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    Who the hell is taking these pictures — mama or papa?!?

  2. If you’re surprised about this, you musty be new.

  3. “She wanted a change…”
    Well we all know how fucking important THAT is! Her “wants” are what got her into the shithole that is her life.

  4. She looks like shit. Did she try to escape and get beaten by the guards?

  5. Bane

    It’s Freckles the Oxycontin Fairy!

    I guess the Betty Ford folks didn’t kiss her ass enough. Apparently, the have rules.

  6. Sheppy

    nice boy hips.

  7. AtomicMug

    Whenever I see this broad. i think, “Come dumpster.”

  8. shes like one of those girls that you meet and you want to hook up with her because you dont know who she is and what she is about.

  9. Billy Rubin

    Got that Judy Garland on barbiturates come hither look that drug addicts find so appealing

  10. SMB

    …back when i was bouncing in “gentlemen’s clubs”, they used to call those “stripper bruises” …from the pole, or bumping into tables, backs of chairs, the bar, etc.

  11. TheJoaker

    How did Joe Pesci get Tomei anyway? Then there was that movie she banged Phillip Seymour Hoffman. She certainly has a type.

    Does anyone know Lindsay acts anymore? I used to say at least she’s a good actress back when it was her vs Paris Hilton, but I really don’t think I was ever really convinced by that

  12. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Leg Bruises Brazil
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    looks like a bigfoot sighting

    you know if bigfoot had giant tits and a coke problem

  13. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Leg Bruises Brazil
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    How can she not see how awful she looks?

  14. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Leg Bruises Brazil
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    That’s right, suck that gut in, Buck Rogers.

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