Lindsay Lohan has been doing a respectable job of showing up in swimwear whenever somebody more famous than her does, so here she is in Malibu yesterday in case you’re really in the mood for freckles. Which is literally the only thing I could think of to say that wasn’t, “BOOBIES ARE BIG!” even though that’s why we’re here. Although, if there is someone going, “My, look at the legs on Lindsay Lohan. And those jowls, ooh, mama,” listen to the words I’m about to say very carefully: Shooting those people won’t make the voices stop.
Photos: DOBN RMBI BIAG/AKM-GSI