Lindsay Lohan has been doing a respectable job of showing up in swimwear whenever somebody more famous than her does, so here she is in Malibu yesterday in case you’re really in the mood for freckles. Which is literally the only thing I could think of to say that wasn’t, “BOOBIES ARE BIG!” even though that’s why we’re here. Although, if there is someone going, “My, look at the legs on Lindsay Lohan. And those jowls, ooh, mama,” listen to the words I’m about to say very carefully: Shooting those people won’t make the voices stop.
Photos: DOBN RMBI BIAG/AKM-GSI
Who the fuck wears false eyelashes to the beach ? Ugh. She has the knees of a 60 year-old
thats because she forgets her knee pads when she gives “auditions” for a role.
I don’t care. Neither should you.
Lindsay’s looking pretty good for a middle aged divorcee.
Goddamn, I can’t recall ever having seen her simulate exercise. Somebody off-camera offering her a line is my guess.
Well done, Lindsay. Flabby, saggy and fried
Bleeeurgh.
Is she really just 26? She looks 46.
You’re just jealous! She could totally pass for a forty year old… you know, in the right light.
Never thought I’d see the day tits. freckles, and red hair did absolutely nothing for me.
She is awesome
Don’t care what anybody thinks
You need to get off those fucking drugs man!
Anyone thinks you are legally blind, never been laid, and masturbate too much.
That shit is nasty.
She looks SOOOO relaxed peeing her pants on the sand
I want to nuzzle them, but I want them to be attached to someone else and not reeking of cigarettes and meth.
Go Lindsay , Go! There’s someone on the beach with blow and maybe some H ! Find them , and tell them that you’re a star !
Not aging well. She’ll be in the park drinking furniture polish in no time
Shit, there goes Dina’s gravy train :( Ali’s “modeling career” will end up in the turlet as well, lol.
she has such a sad ass………..
“I’ve got jugs that jingle jangle jingle…”
Dlisted has an awesome shot of Angelyne holding up traffic, and her body is way better than Lindsay’s. Considering she’s 97 years old, I find that sad.
http://www.dlisted.com/2012/08/12-0#comments
Hm. It’s a toss-up.
I’m heading back to Katy’s ass. Nothing to see here.
She looks rode hard and put away wet , or maybe just rode hard and stinking of cigarettes and cheap vodka
even if i imagine each freckle as a tiny nipple, i still can’t masturbate to completion using today’s pictorial offerings.
Chug half a bottle of vodka first. Since it’s a prelude to everything she does and she’s still not dead or in jail I’m thinking there may be an hidden upside we’ve all overlooked.
actually that’s one of the better shots I have seen of her.
What, exactly, are you looking at that makes you say that? Unless you mean this is less horrible than most of her horrible shots. Which, it isn’t really (extensions implantations injections belly pouf), so … what *do* you mean?
That’s so cute! My grandma tucks her belly into her swimsuit, too, you tricky little trickster.
I’m crazy but I think I would still bang her if I could…maybe I just like fucked up chicks
I’d fucker her if it was last call and there was no other chick I could pull.
Please do not call her a sea cow as it really offends us!
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/13/sea-cows-manatees-320_220.jpg[/img]
I want to lick her track marks.
Oh shit, did I say that out loud?
meth! does a body good!
She runs in slow motion, like the Bionic Woman. Except in her case it really is in slow motion and her internal organs haven’t been replaced by bionic implants so much as black tar and hemorrhages.
is she thinking about the train wreck that is/was her career? that face makes me think so.
ahh if one there was a way to wash the C-word out of her
Not pictured, Hazmat team standing by to clean up beach afterwards.
oh boy. so plasticized, and looking 10 years older than her actual age.
she will not age well.
Sagging boobs make my penis sag. Or sad, if you prefer.
“poot!”
I love vodka. Vodky, vod, vod. Here it goes down, down into my fire below . . . .
Squeezing out a fart at the beach is advantageous. The smell of the ocean can cancel out all but the most rancid of poofs.
Holy shit, did she just age 10 years in the last 6 months?
She looks like total shit lately.
She doesn’t seem to be in bad shape. She just has no muscle tone.
having no muscle tone is your first clue she is NOT IN GOOD SHAPE.
“My farts don’t smell. I’ll prove it.” (Beach clears.)
Duck lips at the beach are called Gull lips.
http://cdn.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Lindsay-Lohan-2.gif
That should be put on her pussy shots.
I really think Squid Lips also works. :)
Lindsay is really good at making every woman in the world feel better about herself. At least she has a purpose.
After watching all of these pics, I gotta say. She doesn’t look like the mess we think she is. She’s still pretty hot. She just needs to get back into shape and stay away from the drugs.
I wouldn’t thumbs you down, Don, but I do gotta disagree. Her hair is nothing but wisps and cheap extensions, her cheeks I can’t even, her teeth oh God her teeth, her lips — well, she must be due for a Restylane appointment because her lips actually look normalish — she is not just out of tone, she is gaining weight (chin, belly, and there is one picture of her legs where even her thighs and knee looks fat). On top of which, every one of these pictures scream “PAY ATTENTION TO ME I AM STILL HOT SHIT” when she clearly is not. She *is* hot — for someone who works at a Dairy Queen in Alabama. For a “movie star”, as she considers herself to be, she’s really just kind of gross and sad.
“People still steal car radios, you know. How do you think I got this suit?” (Dances.)
LOL! Tyrone Biggums FTW!
For a young woman who is so incredibly fucked up, she’s got a great pair of hooters. Too bad they come in the same package as the rest of her.
Our standards, like her tits, have plummeted. Is it the economy? Do people feel undeserving of more?
. I got a Incredible hulk modeling kit where you need duco cement to place it together. smelled a lot of it. I feel dizzy. I’m seeing colored circles now. WOW who is that hot red head on the beach?
Ugh, she’s so gross.
Not pictured : the Black Power Ranger wondering where his Black Power Briefs went
It’s too bad sit ups aren’t crack.
Rockin’ the Grannie bikini.Linds is trying to cover up the paunch. Fail. I see porn in her future, A la Octomom.
What U THINK of her (Lohan) haveing her shorts open/unbuttoned / unbuttoned/open w/ bikini bottoms showing ???
Fat, flabby. Fake tits.
somebody tell me when one falls out.
Are you hiding your eyes until then?
hey, I got a muffin top too!