How Will Lindsay Lohan Mess Things Up? Bar Fights. She’ll Mess Things Up With Bar Fights.

April 20th, 2012 // 81 Comments

I haven’t really touched this story much, so just to bring everyone up to speed, two weeks ago Lindsay Lohan was accused of getting in a fight with a chick at The Standard except she’s adamantly denied even being there and claims to have been home watching TV that night. So of course yesterday, RadarOnline found out the police have footage of Lindsay Lohan at The Standard and not at home watching TV:

“Investigators obtained the surveillance video from the Smoke & Mirrors nightclub at The Standard Hotel and it clearly shows that Lindsay was there on the night of the alleged assault,” a law enforcement source tells RadarOnline.com.

When contacted for comment, Lohan’s rep initially denied his client was at the hotel and told RadarOnline.com, “Whomever is responsible for this lie will be held accountable for their misguided actions.” However, he is now saying, “We’re going to wait for the Sheriff’s Department to release their findings before we comment any further.”

And it gets even better because Lindsay actually went back to The Standard this past Wednesday and got in another fight with a woman. And in case you needed more evidence she’s completely lost her shit, she was there with Michael Lohan which apparently started the fight, according to TMZ:

We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?”
The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men.
Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?”
The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?”
That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face.

Naturally Michael Lohan couldn’t jump in front of a TMZ camera fast enough to confirm he was there – Oh, and that Lindsay’s innocent. But did he mention he was with her? – so you can really tell there’s an incredible series of decisions being made right out of the gate. So while everyone else clearly heard the judge in her probation case say, “Stay away from clubs and don’t do anything illegal,” Lindsay Lohan apparently listened to the cartoon toucan sitting on the gavel instead. “Follow your nose!”

Photos: GADE/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News

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    What the fuck is up with this girls face. I know tweakers that don’t put on the tweaker face that much.

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    What a terrifying combination, methane and gasoline fumes!!! Evacuate the area!!!

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    Why did God put such nice boobs and such a horrible person?

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    Sandoucheky
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    “Wanna know how I got these scars?…”

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    YTBOY
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    She is so damn hot!! What a body!!!

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    MFer
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    This is the first time in my life I have ever had the desire to punch someone in the face solely because of the way their lips looked.

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    neo
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    All these comments and not one of you mention the words “DUCK LIPS”. Man, I remember when the Superficial was good. :P

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