Lindsay Lohan Banned From Chateau Marmont

August 29th, 2012 // 40 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan has been literally living at Chateau Marmont, so naturally that story ends with the hotel banning her from the premises because she never paid for anything and now owes them $46,000. TMZ reports:

Lindsay — who had been living at the hotel — was ordered to get her stuff out by 12 PM August 1. She was then banned from the entire property.
Now get this … We also got the itemized bill for June and July, and it’s clear — Lindsay spends like a drunken sailor.
– Minibar charges for the 47 days: $3,145.07. The highest daily tab … July 1st — $502.43!!!
– Cigarettes: $686. She blew through 49 packs in 47 days at $14 a pop
– Chateau Candle: $100
– Chateau restaurant: On July 4 Lindsay racked up a $1,992.07 bill. On top of that, she spent $685.96 that day on room service

Unfortunately, this would be a happy story if we didn’t just find out earlier that millionaire Sam Magid’s so enamored with her freckle-tits, he let her steal $100,000 worth of jewelry from him. So just assume that guy’s on his way to Marmont right now with a check and orders to pick up smokes.

SAM: Lindsay, love Lindsay, here to pay hotel for Lindsay. Love her. Lindsay…
CLERK: Ohmygod, sir? Sir? How hard did she blow you?
SAM: Lindsay, love Lindsay, give Lindsay money, love Lindsay. Money for Lindsay.
CLERK: Get me Wilmer Valderrama on the phone NOW. *grabs receiver* Wilmer? It’s Jim. We got another one.
CLERK: Alright, people, listen up. Wilmer will meet us at the high school with instructions in five. You do exactly what he says. LET’S MOVE.

Photos: Terry Richardson


  1. alex

    I guess she really is a common guttersnipe.

  2. JC

    Get back to us when she gets banned from the entire state of California.

  3. Cock Dr

    I’m sure Dina will explain everything.
    Her little girl is just misunderstood and picked on by those jealous of her success & beauty.

  4. Isn’t this roughly akin to Mustaine being kicked out of Metallica for drinking?

  5. logan

    5-4-3-2-1 Cue the microphone, (director points to Dina Lohan)
    Dina speaks, “There have been more lies about my daughter Lindsay. She does not owe the Chateau Marmount one red cent. It was our understanding that if Lindsay stayed at the hotel while she was filming her award winning movie “Dick and Liz”, the hotel would forgo any cost for the publicity the hotel would benefit from Lindsay staying there. All internet stories concerning this matter are all lies. Michael has been in contact with the hotel manager and everything is fine. If any one needs to contact Linday in the future she is not living under the bridge next to Interstate 105. Thank you for your attention and I hope this puts a stop to all further lies concerning this matter. As a good will jester Lindsay sent the manager of the Chateau Maramont a new pair of sunglasses

  6. 49 packs of cigarettes in 47 days? How’s that cancer coming along? She will not be satisfied until she’s dead, I guess.

    • Jack Ketch

      Nor will we. The story the other day about her stealing a woman’s very expensive fur coat and putting a cigarette burn in it, and then having to return it (duh) because she is so stunned that she was photographed wearing it made me ill. She is a vile cunt and that’s that. Hello Club 27 ? Hello ? …

      • Reportedly it also stank of booze and cigarettes. Her reps didn’t even bother to have it cleaned before it was returned – done very carefully and indirectly through the club where it was stolen, in a lame attempt to distance it from her – three weeks after she boosted it. Even then, the rightful owner had to threaten her lawyer with litigation to make that happen.

        As far as I can tell, the only that’s changed is that she’s smarter about wearing jacked merch on the street.

    • Shasta

      A little more than a pack a day isn’t unusual for a smoker. A pack a day is average. Just saying.

      • Since she’s never photographed without one, I was actually shocked it wasn’t more. I suspect that was just her wake-up pack before she got on set at whatever budget production she was shooting that day.

      • Shasta

        I was surprised too. I’m guessing she gets lots of cigarettes from other people.

      • Carla

        Those are just the ones she picked up at the Chateau. I’m sure she picks up smokes from gas stations/johns/ash trays like Britney back in her psychotic streak.

  7. Only 3,145.07 for the bar tab? Sounds like somebody’s cutting back.

  8. Ben

    The sad part is that she does not have the ability to learn from her mistakes. She will never amount to anything. Her life is this same circle over and over again.

  9. lol

    The hotels fault for allowing her there in the first place.

    • AMEN!!! Any store, hotel, bar, or restaurant who allows her in and doesn’t ask for Cash up front are idiots!!! Tell me Le Chateau Mormont didn’t know that Lindsay is about as good with credit as the United St …. okay I won’t go there, but the point is, any business owner dealing with this idiot expecting her to be forthright is a fool. I used to defend her and some of her mistakes but clearly this chick is selfish, stupid, self centered, and irresponsible.

      • I’ll second that “amen”. Particularly since they already kicked her out once. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me … we won’t get fooled again. Except we will, probably.

  10. anonym

    spends like a spoiled brat, doesn’t pay for her shit.
    smells like an ashtray.

    she’s worse than the worst tenant you can rent to.

    Can’t wait till she gets throat cancer and has to get a hole in her neck. Then she can do commercials for the CDC. That will be fun to watch.

    smoke away, Lindsay. fucking deadbeat cunt.

  11. The Most Interesting

    $14 for cigarettes?! No wonder she’s suckin’ dick for cash!

  12. “The Life Story of Lindsay Lohan”…it just keeps getting better and better.

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    The only reasonable explanation is that the minibar is stacked with grams of cocaine.

  14. dennis

    Oh come on now, Chateau Marmont! She was working on getting you the money. Why do you think she stole all that jewelry?

  15. El Jefe

    So we are supposed to feel sorry for the retards that run this hotel that first allowed Lindsay Lohan to stay there and second allowed her to run up a $50,000 tab? I don’t know too many normal people that would be allowed to run up a $1,000 tab anywhere unsecured much less a $50,000 tab, especially Lindsay Lohan.

    Chateau Marmont has been dealing with celebrities for decades now, I am calling horseshit on this one and saying this is some sort of publicity stunt.

  16. someone please off her

    What a stupid whore…

  17. I propose a new name for this establishment… “Chateau Moron”.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Nipple Cleavage Terry Richardson
    Helena Handbasket
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like she just vomited on herself.

  19. Blech

    This story doesn’t have a happy ending, does it?


  20. NE1

    I can’t believe she keeps going back there, everyone has been expecting her to die there for years.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Nipple Cleavage Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a junkie, she’s a thief, she’s a complete trainwreck of an actress … but damn, she has some nice tits.

    • I have trans friends and male crossdressing friends. With the right bra and some tape, almost anyone can have breasts that look like this in photos. You’d be surprised.

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