Lindsay Lohan Attacked The Rehab Staff

December 21st, 2010 // 49 Comments

Add battery charges to claims that Lindsay Lohan was partying at her sober living house. According to TMZ, after Lindsay and her roommates arrived home from a purely innocent night out at the bar – It’s not like they’re medically-diagnosed alcoholics or anything. Amirite? – one of the Betty Ford staffers confronted Lindsay who decided to beat the shit out of her. Her people are already denying the charges with the always effective “she started it.”

Lindsay is telling people close to her … the drama unfolded when she arrived to the BFC on December 12 roughly ten minutes after her curfew.
Lindsay claims when she walked into the BFC — a female staff member was “unfairly” scolding her about the situation … and demanded the actress take a drug/alcohol test. We’re told it was during the heated exchange that the woman “put her hands on Lindsay.”
Lindsay claims she told the woman, “Take your hands off of me” and then “pushed back.”

And, of course, here comes the ultimate punchline: Lindsay might go to jail if she’s found guilty of battery. HAHAHAHA! Lindsay Lohan in jail. That’s a good one. I had no idea TMZ did comedy. Maybe next they can do an expose on how Santa is real which, let’s be honest, has a greater chance of success than seeing Lindsay Lohan held accountable for her actions. Because, seriously, how do presents get under my tree? They’re not there when I go to sleep, yet every year they’re there just as my parents get into town. What if this guy’s a pedophile? Or, shit, a minority? I NEED ANSWERS!

Photos: INFdaily


  1. Inmate 12236969

    Jail the Bitch!

  2. Second … and if they jail her, send her to MY DUNGEON!!! I’ll teach her a lesson or two….

    • Inmate 12236969

      Yeah come to think of it I do need a new celly were all getting tired of banging that vampire bitch Wesley.

  3. McFeely Smackup

    In Lindsays defense, she thought the staffer was an 8ball of coke, and was only trying to chop her up into lines and snort her.

  4. chuck

    i’d totally bang her big titties

  5. Cock Dr

    Even if it isn’t true it makes for a damned good yarn.
    Cat fight at the Betty Ford Center featuring LiLo.
    I will now ask the important questions – was the female staff member hot & are there any pictures?
    If not, can someone make some up?

  6. Hell hath no fury like a Lohan getting an unfair scolding.

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    glace neuf
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    i’d hit it

  8. Michael Lolife

    Honestly, at this point I’d prefer she just die. I can’t believe I’m saying that, but I wish she would die.

    • DeeDee

      I second that. The last few years I’ve been going back and forth between “this used to be funny, now it’s just really sad,” and “Oh God, please just let her OD and get it over with.” Now it’s definitely the second one, but with “and please somehow, can her awful squawking twat of a Mom go with her?”
      Horrible spoiled little … fortunately, I think the universe will take out its trash sooner rather than later. Her dad, too, as long as I’m thinking mean-spirited things. Bleh. She just brings out the worst in everyone.

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  10. Lady Blah Blah

    A hot mess, in the most pejorative sense possible, i.e., a steaming pile of crap.

    Re the posters who want Sam Ronson’s sloppy seconds, seriously?

  11. I would really upset too if I had been out drinking while “in treatment” & a rehab staffer demanded that I take an immediate piss test.
    After all, that’s how they bust you.
    Bad LiLo. Bad, bad girl.
    Also STUPID.

  12. oh_dear

    “They’re”, not “their”, he said, pedantically.

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    stupidest tattoo…ever.

  14. Yet another article about her committing a crime and not facing any consequences that are anywhere close to what a regular person would face but what else is new?

    Could have done without the minority joke at the end. Is this DrunkenStepFather now?

  15. Not sure I believe this. No mention of a snatch kick….
    That is a Lohan family signature move…

  16. Firstly, she didn’t COMMIT A CRIME. No one has stepped forward to charge her with anything.

    Secondly, you mean to tell me the Betty Ford Clinic, one of the most prestigeous rehab clinics in the world, doesn’t have security personnel on hand to deal with unruly guests if they get out of hand? Lindsay Lohan beat the fuck out of the staff member. Give me a fucking break. That’s what those big guys in the white jackets are there to do. Protect the staff and sedate the crazy bitches from beating the staff up.

    Thirdly, once again we are getting this information via a ‘reliable unnamed source’. While Lohan is a douchette who should have gone to jail for running over baby carriages, I don’t trust unnamed sources either. Besides, the Bitch at Betty Ford who was beaten up would place a lawsuit on Lohan so fast it would knock the freebase needle out of LoLo’s hand!!!

    • Pangulin

      Funniest part of the story is the fact that the bitch from Betty Ford got her ass fired for the incident, although Betty Ford is claiming it was for divulging confidential information, like a patient’s name to the press. Funny but everyone in the world already knew Lindsay Lohan was a patient at Betty Ford.
      Smell like disinformation to me! I think the bitch was fired for her actions against Lindsay, actions which Lindsay claimed were the cause of the whole altercation. I say give ‘em gloves and let ‘em fight it out on national TV. At least then there would be some entertainment value to this whole sordid story!

  17. Oh and … SIXTEENTH!!! Ha!!! Fuckers!!!

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    That’s Just Tacky!

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    She misspelled shit

  20. RoboZombie

    Maybe we should hook her up with Chris Brown…

  21. Gary B

    This looks good for Demi Lovato. As her treatment must be progressing well because there are not any stores of her trying to break out Great Escape Style or getting into fights with staff and leaving a trail of bodies behind her as she goes on a tri-state spree of chaos and destruction.

  22. Heyzeus Hosay

    “Lindsay is telling people close to her …”

    Sounds totally reliable. Impeccable journalism Fish/TMZ

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    She has the hands of a washed up coke snorting whore. Oh Shit, just realized that was Lindsey and not Dina.

  24. Matthew

    again how the might have fallen again WE BEEN Duped by HOHAN!

  25. Attacking the staff huh? I swear this bitch is just one cough drop away from over dosing and one smart comment away from receiving a much over-due ass kicking. Why don’t they just throw her in jail already.

  26. oh cool, she got that little”ssshhh” tattoo on her finger just like Lilly Allen.

  27. her arm looks diseased.

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    This is the finger she probably finger banged Sam Ronson with. Picture that!

  29. LJ

    Lindsay is in Rehab.

    The staff is in charge of you, honey.

    They tell you to do something you do it. If you don’t want to do it leave.

    I’m sure the judge will be sympathetic.

    She sure is proving that she needs at least a year in a halfway house.

  30. What a dumbass...

    Ok, enough is enough. This arrogant whore needs to be taught a lesson. Enough of the kid gloves, enough of the “let’s give her rehab instead of jail”. She’s proven that she wants to be a drunken whore, and that she’s a punk who thinks she’s better than others. I say just throw her ass into jail, but put her in GENERAL POPULATION; let those “gen pop” girls work her over a little & take her shit. Let’s make her jail experience so horrifying that, the next time she thinks about drinking/drugging/acting like an entitled cunt, she stops & thinks about it because she is terrified of going back to jail. She’s nothing special; she deserves no special treatment.

  31. herbiefrog

    aaaarrrrrgggghhhhhrrrrr rrrrr
    [[[[[w h a t ?

    we were restin’…

    oh linds…

    *free pass*

    just gotta workit babe…

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  33. throw her to the wolves

    If Betty Ford REALLY wants to bend her over hard all they need to do is notify the Court that they will removing Lindsay from their facility for the safety of their staff. Let Judge Fox handle the rest.

  34. Dumb whore

    So, according to TMZ, blowhan & her roommates tried to sneak back into the facility after leaving without notice & visiting a bar; they were stopped by security & immediately asked to do a breathalizer. Immediately, blowhan ran to her room, called white oprah, who said she didn’t have to take a breathalizer; one of the rehab workers tried to speak with white oprah but blowhan shoved her away. The worker left to call 911, blowhan ripped the phone out of her hand & sprained her wrist. Blowhan is now calling for Betty Ford to fire the worker.

    1) Dina Lohan is the worst mother on the planet. Her daughter is in rehab, after failing numerous drug & alcohol tests, and her mom tells her not to take a breathalizer. So, it’s not about her daughter being forced to be sober or being held accountable for her actions; it’s all about “her rights” Dina should be shot in the head.

    2) Blowhan has learned NOTHING from rehab. she continues to think drinking is fun, and also thinks that she’s so important that she can demand things & people should jump to accomodate her. She just can’t seem to do anything without a major meltdown or hissy fit. What a stupid whore.

    Enough is enough. Simply put, it’s time to take the kid gloves off and treat her like a normal person would be treated. The judge should just throw her stupid ass in jail for 6 months, but put her in GENERAL POPULATION. Let the “gen pop” girls beat her some & take away her shit. The only thing that apparently will work is to make her jail experience so horrifying that she will avoid drugs & booze, because of her fear of having to go back. Let’s stop coddling her; it’s time to give this stupid bitch a bloody nose.

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    Whoa! She’s all covered with freckles.

  36. Johnny Cage

    Whoever the rehab aid was, she was just doing her job.

    But I do like these bad-ass angry woman types like Lohan. They must be like terminators in bed.

    Yeah, you hear that Sonya?

  37. wim


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    The Truth
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    I wonder what her vadge says? “Echoooo..”

  39. Rebecka33

    I think that Lindey Lohan does things wrong but who doesn’t even if she goes to Jail Kesus still Loves her just like he loves everyone else. I think that half the people who critizise her or try to get her in trouble–Honestly are very very JEALOUS of Lindsey.

  40. Rebecka33

    People need to start leaving Lindsey Lohan alone and get a life of their own-it’s like they have nothing better to do!! LEt the judges deal with her but Jesus doesn’t like hate and jealousy so there must not be many christians when it comes to the judjement of Lindsey Lohan. Let this beautiful gorgeous REDHEAD Who many are jealous of be a person Jesus made her-so she is beautiful-born that way and no one can take that away from her. Maybe it’s her reccessive traits or people being prejudice against her because of that-Lots of celebrities fall -look at Anna Nicole Smith-Jesus still loves her and I guess that’s all that matters- No one deseves to be hated or threatened!!

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