That’s the only way to read this. (Also, regarding the pics, we didn’t have any new ones of Lindsay, so we went six months into the future and got these. No biggie.) TMZ reports:
It’s interesting because Lindsay was backstage at the Slash’s NYC concert minutes before she allegedly she drove her Porsche into a pedestrian … a pedestrian who claims Lindsay reeked of booze at the time.
But Slash says … “The situation last night w/Lindsey was a lame paparazzi stunt. She didn’t do anything. it’s being blown out of proportion.”
Couple of problems with Slash’s tweet — first, he wasn’t with Lindsay at the time of the alleged incident and wouldn’t be in a position to confirm or deny the collision.
Second, there were no paparazzi around at the time of the alleged incident … so it’s hard to believe the whole thing was a paparazzi stunt.
So just to recap, here’s everyone that’s come to Lindsay Lohan‘s defense since her arrest yesterday: Vikram Chatwal‘s employees, her dad and now Slash. Let’s see if you guess what all three of those have in common and even I’ll give you a hint. (Let me know if that’s too subtle. I have a penchant for mystery.)
Photo: Bauer-Griffin
I wonder if her revolving door sausage wallet is handicap accessible.
Billy Connolly’s fucking irritating, sex therapist, ex (unfunny) comedian, breakfast TV presenter hobbling, Aussie wife. She’s a massive twat
That’s some scary shite, yo! Wasn’t she the one getting out of the bathtub in The Shining?
…who looks like Mickey Rourke in “The Wrestler’
Took the words out of my mouth, er, keyboard.
If that’s not Mickey Rourke, I’ll eat the wig he’s wearing.
That’s a brilliant casting move – Mickey Rourke as Lindsay Lohan!!
Corky in drag.
Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!
Why did Slash straighten his hair and dye it blonde?
Mickey Rourke looks like shit!
Six months of normal human aging equals 30 years in Lindsay time, so I find these pictures plausible.
Mickey Rourke is in the Sin City sequel, Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. Wow, are people going to be disappointed when they see the dame.
LOL.
Is it my imagination or does she look like Mickey Rourke with long hair in that photo?
I seriously did a double take because I thought it looked like lindsay!
Is this Lindsay or what?
I dont think its her…for real, none of them remotely look like her and she isn’t that fat either.
Maybe you guys could, y’know, read the stuff Fish writes before asking questions like these.
Why so serious?
That’s not really her, is it?
I want to post a Mickey Rourke quote, but for the life of me I can’t name ONE.
“So you hired a dick to find an asshole” – Barfly
“Your mother’s cunt stinks like carpet cleaner” – Barfly
“Drinks for all my friends!”
She really is morphing into Mickey Rourke. She is close to qualifying for a Lookin Good Sweetheart over on Drunken Stepfather.
I legit thought that was her until I read the post.
When I saw the picture before reading the text, I really did think it could very well be Lindsay with a bad hangover. So I totally buy this as FutureLinds.
Green is not Mickey Rourke’s color!
Hey Fish — bull shit. You papps are hounding her and you are the lame ones on this account. What it is — not gonna be happy until she is dead? Killing Princess Di is so last century.
Man, take your frikkin’ pictures, legally, but at least back off on the hating.
Thanks for dropping in, ghost of Dag Hammarskjöld.
What it is!
Hey, Freddie BoomBoom! What it was! What it will be!
Is this that Wildenstein woman? No?
i just spit out my drink, great photos fish
Yep. it looks like dip shit lol Lindsay hella ugly now
Good lord. If somebody told me that was a picture of Lindsay’s grandmother I’d totally believe it. She looks absolutely old and awful.
So blowing Slash makes a woman age two years overnight. You’d think it would have come up by now.
You have a gun to your head, you are given the choice to die or fuck one of the following:
1.Snooki
2.Lindsey “Rourke” Lohan
What do you do? What. Do. You.Do?
She needs a consult with Courtney Stodden’s surgeon, STAT!
Someone give a raise to those poor people that had to spend countless hours airbrushing her Playboy pics
Is this a scene from white girls II the golden years? I think the wayans bros are taking this white girls thing too far. Yikes!!
Holy shit, I thought that was Tan Mom getting out of the car.
who is this fuckface?
She looks like a grandmother.
If u do drugs this will happen. U will look like old fart.
Welcome to the Jungle!!! You in da jungle baby, you gonna diiiieeeee!
You know it’s bad, when Lindsay starts looking like Mickey Rourke. Still, she’s not terrible looking for a 70 year old… What? How old is she?! HOLY CRAP!