So Lindsay Lohan Blew Slash

September 20th, 2012 // 46 Comments
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That’s the only way to read this. (Also, regarding the pics, we didn’t have any new ones of Lindsay, so we went six months into the future and got these. No biggie.) TMZ reports:

It’s interesting because Lindsay was backstage at the Slash’s NYC concert minutes before she allegedly she drove her Porsche into a pedestrian … a pedestrian who claims Lindsay reeked of booze at the time.
But Slash says … “The situation last night w/Lindsey was a lame paparazzi stunt. She didn’t do anything. it’s being blown out of proportion.”
Couple of problems with Slash’s tweet — first, he wasn’t with Lindsay at the time of the alleged incident and wouldn’t be in a position to confirm or deny the collision.
Second, there were no paparazzi around at the time of the alleged incident … so it’s hard to believe the whole thing was a paparazzi stunt.

So just to recap, here’s everyone that’s come to Lindsay Lohan‘s defense since her arrest yesterday: Vikram Chatwal‘s employees, her dad and now Slash. Let’s see if you guess what all three of those have in common and even I’ll give you a hint. (Let me know if that’s too subtle. I have a penchant for mystery.)

Photo: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Meg

    I wonder if her revolving door sausage wallet is handicap accessible.

  2. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Billy Connolly’s fucking irritating, sex therapist, ex (unfunny) comedian, breakfast TV presenter hobbling, Aussie wife. She’s a massive twat

  3. richie

    That’s some scary shite, yo! Wasn’t she the one getting out of the bathtub in The Shining?

  4. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    …who looks like Mickey Rourke in “The Wrestler’

  5. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Corky in drag.

  6. Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!

  7. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Why did Slash straighten his hair and dye it blonde?

  8. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    Mickey Rourke looks like shit!

  9. JC

    Six months of normal human aging equals 30 years in Lindsay time, so I find these pictures plausible.

  10. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Mickey Rourke is in the Sin City sequel, Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. Wow, are people going to be disappointed when they see the dame.

  11. shortty

    Is it my imagination or does she look like Mickey Rourke with long hair in that photo?

  12. vgrly

    I seriously did a double take because I thought it looked like lindsay!

  13. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    ButBecky
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this Lindsay or what?

  14. El Jefe

    That’s not really her, is it?

  15. The joaker

    I want to post a Mickey Rourke quote, but for the life of me I can’t name ONE.

  16. Gavin S.

    She really is morphing into Mickey Rourke. She is close to qualifying for a Lookin Good Sweetheart over on Drunken Stepfather.

  17. Zee Brat

    I legit thought that was her until I read the post.

  18. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    When I saw the picture before reading the text, I really did think it could very well be Lindsay with a bad hangover. So I totally buy this as FutureLinds.

  19. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    BorrisMorris
    Commented on this photo:

    Green is not Mickey Rourke’s color!

  20. Girl

    Hey Fish — bull shit. You papps are hounding her and you are the lame ones on this account. What it is — not gonna be happy until she is dead? Killing Princess Di is so last century.

    Man, take your frikkin’ pictures, legally, but at least back off on the hating.

  21. cc

    Is this that Wildenstein woman? No?

  22. nads

    i just spit out my drink, great photos fish

  23. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    Miles-2-Forget
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep. it looks like dip shit lol Lindsay hella ugly now

  24. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    Anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Good lord. If somebody told me that was a picture of Lindsay’s grandmother I’d totally believe it. She looks absolutely old and awful.

  25. So blowing Slash makes a woman age two years overnight. You’d think it would have come up by now.

  26. ParrapaDaFappa

    You have a gun to your head, you are given the choice to die or fuck one of the following:

    1.Snooki
    2.Lindsey “Rourke” Lohan

    What do you do? What. Do. You.Do?

  27. Jaariel

    She needs a consult with Courtney Stodden’s surgeon, STAT!

  28. BSname

    Someone give a raise to those poor people that had to spend countless hours airbrushing her Playboy pics

  29. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this a scene from white girls II the golden years? I think the wayans bros are taking this white girls thing too far. Yikes!!

  30. Buddy

    Holy shit, I thought that was Tan Mom getting out of the car.

  31. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    who is this fuckface?

  32. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    Turtles
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a grandmother.

  33. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    Turtles
    Commented on this photo:

    If u do drugs this will happen. U will look like old fart.

  34. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Welcome to the Jungle!!! You in da jungle baby, you gonna diiiieeeee!

  35. Pamela Stephenson Lindsay Lohan
    SFRowGuy
    Commented on this photo:

    You know it’s bad, when Lindsay starts looking like Mickey Rourke. Still, she’s not terrible looking for a 70 year old… What? How old is she?! HOLY CRAP!

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