So remember not even two days ago when Lindsay Lohan thought she was in any sort of position to go on Twitter and bash Amanda Bynes? Turns out God did and made this happen even though I masturbate and eat shellfish. (No Ratner.) TMZ reports:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lindsay was pulling in to park her Porsche Cayenne near the Dream Hotel in downtown NYC when — at a very low speed — she allegedly hit the knee of a 30-something year old guy. That was around shortly after midnight.
We’re told one of Lindsay’s passengers in the SUV got out and checked the vehicle for damage, and then LiLo and co. went inside the hotel.
We’re told someone called police while Lindsay was inside … and when she walked out of the hotel — around 2:30AM ET — officers arrested her.
Lindsay was booked on a misdemeanor for leaving the scene of an accident except we all know she’s clearly a victim of anti-Disneyism in a pro-Nickelodeon world. She can still feel those spongy hands “checking her for needles” to the delight of a starfish giggling in the corner, his eyes never quite meeting hers. In the distance, a squirrel in a spacesuit cracked an even smile and cooed, “Yes, yes. All according to plan…”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
She’s not happy. The script calls for her to suck face with Crackhead Charlie. Plus she actually had to get up before noon.
Clearly she is not a person who immediately thinks of turning lemons into lemonade. Play it right and she could be emptying Charlie’s bulging bank accounts.
I imagine she’s mad because Crackhead Charlie refused to share his crack.
Finally.! The police is doing their fucking jobs with these celebs. Arrest her. I’m sure she’ll be in jail for all of 2 hours. I hear the jails in New York are very crowded.
Turns out that unlike the cops in CA, the NYPD doesn’t fuck around.
Sure they’ll let her out in a couple of hours, but not before she gets a very strongly-worded letter!
hahahahahahahahahahah deep breath
hahahahahahahahahah
That was pretty much my reaction. As the saying goes, you couldn’t write this stuff.
LOL, she is so fucking dumb.
What a lame arrest. Her car touched a guy’s knee at a very low speed and she gets arrested over it? If it were some random old lady driving, they wouldn’t be throwing her in cuffs, I’m jussayin…
Read it again cunt features. She was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident.
I kind of understand whats being said here. The person sounds like they are overreacting. Don’t get me wrong, LL is a hot fucking mess, but when I was a kid my parents ran over my foot with their car and I was fine. This person was bumped by a car going at a very low speed… they probably saw it was an expensive car and really put on a good show.
you know what? Good for him! NYC is full of asshole drivers and the more expensive the car, the more they feel like they own the fucking road.
That’s probably true, but that’s the cops fault for not enforcing shit. I wish I knew what the traffic was like in NYC. God, I wish…
Lilo was probably so coked out of her gourd that she thought she was playing a video game.
It doesn’t matter. As the driver of the vehicle she is responsible for exchanging contact/insurance information with the “victim.”
Actually, if it were some random old lady driving a Chrysler LeBaron, they wouldn’t be throwing her in cuffs, even if the driver continued to drive 45 feet to the hotel entrance and walk inside. I think Lilo’s an epic fuckup, but this is a pussified overreaction to being grazed by an expensive-looking car. The guy went to the hospital but didn’t even have a bruise.
zzzzz…..
Isn’t Lohan not supposed to be driving, or was that just part of the insurance deal for that Liz Taylor thing she did?
I think it was just part of the insurance thing. Legally, she’s okay to drive. I bet her insurance premiums are more than my house payment. If she didn’t have a license, she wouldn’t have been released from jail most likely. I’m just shocked she wasn’t drunk AND she didn’t have drugs on her, but I guess she had time to ditch those when she went into the hotel.
“cunt features”
awesome
There may have been no injuries BUT striking a pedestrian with a car IS an accident. It is not up to the driver to decide ‘meh, no harm done’ and leave, that’s the law. So, she did in fact break the law regardless of whether there were injuries or not.
Not to say we were right but… we were right.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/19/surveillance-video-shows-entire-lindsay-lohan-incident/
After he got hit, he SPRINTED after her to see who it was… he sounds REALLY injured.
It doesn’t fucking matter…she is responsible for verifying the severity of damage (if any) to the injured party. Even if she thinks the guy is full of shit up to his eyebrows (which it sounds like he is), it is still incumbent upon her to give him contact information so that he can contact her or her insurance company.
Knew it. What a scumbag.
Exactly. Crap like this happening just makes Lilo think she is a victim and nothing is her fault. Which obviously isn’t true. This guy did a huge disservice and should be prosecuted for filing a false police report.
RIGHT! http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/19/surveillance-video-shows-entire-lindsay-lohan-incident/
These two are going to have a fight to the finish to crown the winner of biggest hollywood fuck-up.
I’d pay-per-view that one.
They would probably agree to it for drug money.
I can just see Dana White holding a news conference holding a big bag of coke.
Hahaha and Dina Lohan’s drunk ass there talking about his “Little tie and little shoes”
I just wish this would have happened in Brooklyn so she could spend the night in Central Booking!!… wishful thinking. Keeping fingers crossed that our NY judges give much less of fucks about celebs than the ones in LA clearly do. Idiots.
The jail downtown is actually really nice. I live in the neighborhood and have bailed out friends from there before.
Why the hell don’t I have friends like you?
She’s living in New York City. WTF isn’t she using car service like any normal human………..oh, yeah, LiLo.
Fish, if that last paragraph was the plot summary for a movie, I would so watch that shit.
I’m pretty sure it already exists as a fanfic somewhere on the net.
When using the tanning bed in an alcohol/drug induced stupor, be sure to ask the attendant to pull BOTH of your legs under the lid.
Having spectacular boobs can only get you so far and can only overcome so many problems. There’s a limit to their powers.
Face is looking a little Kirstie Alley-ish here.
how far do tube socks with a handful of sand in the toe get you?
I’d like to hear Dina’s take on this, since apparently Lindsay only gets in trouble because she’s NOT in NY. It’s LA’s problem that her daughter f’s up all the time.
So, apparently this is a false alarm, because the guy sprinted after lindsay after she might’ve grazed him; obviously he wasn’t that injured. Surveillance footage showed all this.
Irregardless, she’s still a fuck-up, it just sucks when people cry wolf. It gives her more reason to think the world is out to get her, when really she puts these situations on herself.
First thing that went through my mind, was that this one felt like someone fishing for money.
That said, the girl should have been in jail a hundred times over now for any number of reasons. So, we she to go down for this, it would only be ironic.
(And yes, god knows, she has been known to go down in the past. Somewhere McBeef sat up straight in his chair when I typed that.)
irregardless?
How stupid is this girl? Hire a driver and be done with this garbage forever. She deserves everything she gets.
If NYC driving is anything like Chicago, I’m surprised she didn’t hit the guy full force. Idiots are always walking in the streets between cars because they think that’s okay. Then she went inside…I doubt he was hurt and put on the show.
What’s apparent from observing Lindsay’s behavior as an adult (over the past eight years) and her own parents’ behavior is that Lindsay is a sociopath, raised by two sociopaths. She can’t help herself, as she literally has no conscience.
Some tell-tale signs of sociopathy:
Glibness/superficial charm
Manipulative and cunning
Grandiose sense of self
Pathological lying
Lack of remorse, shame or guilt
Shallow emotions
Incapacity for love
Need for stimulation
Callousness/lack of empathy
Poor behavioral controls/impulsive nature
Early behavior problems/juvenile delinquency
Irresponsibility/unreliability
Promiscuous sexual behavior/infidelity
Lack of realistic life plan/parasitic lifestyle
Criminal or entrepreneurial versatility
Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
Narcissism, grandiosity (self-importance not based on achievements)
Lindsay and her parents, Michael and Dina, are textbook examples of sociopaths.
And no, Lindsay is not going to die of a drug overdose or anything like that–Dina has made it to nearly 50 years old and Michael is past that age. Sociopaths are survivors; Lindsay will go on and on, but her story will get sadder and sadder as her youth deserts her and she’s no longer able to con older men into subsidizing her lifestyle.
Glibness/superficial charm
Manipulative and cunning
Grandiose sense of self
Pathological lying
Lack of remorse, shame or guilt
Shallow emotions
Incapacity for love
Need for stimulation
Callousness/lack of empathy
Poor behavioral controls/impulsive nature
Early behavior problems/juvenile delinquency
Irresponsibility/unreliability
Promiscuous sexual behavior/infidelity
Lack of realistic life plan/parasitic lifestyle
Criminal or entrepreneurial versatility
Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
Narcissism, grandiosity (self-importance not based on achievements)
You just named every Politician and every Celebrity in Hollywood.
souds a lot like the girls in NYC
Tweet from Lindsay: See Amanda, this is how it is done”
I believe in God again! Hallelujah!
She broke the law by leaving the scene of the accident. That is why she got arrested. Doesn’t matter how minor the accident was, or how “uninjured” the victim was.
Go NYPD!
lol your boys at the NYPD got played by an opportunist who was probably having a bad night and took it out on the Porsche he walked into. God I hate pedestrians in the city.
The security cameras couldn’t even confirm he was even hit. So, yeah, he should be prosecuted by your NYPD for filing a false police report.
So she’s back at the Dream Hotel and there’s no mention of her blowing the hotel’s owner for coke and party invites again? What happened to this site??
Lawl, I knew “Dream Hotel” sounded familiar but I totally forgot that.
she probably thought Amanda was getting too much attention
She wanted to have such behavior re-branded “You Lindsay’d it” rather than “You Amanda’d it”.
Police should investigate her friends. They must be some incredible degenerates if Lindsay was the best candidate for designated driver.
I feel bad for her. Even though she is a fuck up, you now have these fucking lazy shithead con artists that make up bullshit and try to sue you for any and everything if you have some cash and it is not just here. In Russia and some other countries it is almost mandatory to have a dash cam in your car because people fake accidents and injuries all the time.
If you were going 1mph and someone claimed you tapped them with your car and you got out checked everything and they probably said they were fine and you saw no damage, why the fuck would you stick around? None of us would.
I bet this lazy asshole will now claim he is injured for life and can no longer work and sue her for a million dollars.
These jackoff cops just want fame and publicity. Why was she arrested, it is not like she took off and went somewhere and fled, she went into the fucking hotel. Why could they not just go in there and take a report? NYC and the people in it are just corrupt, from the top to the bottom.
FUCKING DIE ALREADY YOU WORTHLESS CUNT!!!
“Your move, Bynes.” – LiLo
Stupid kunt.
Who’s more dangerous behind the wheel – Bynes, Lohan or Toonces the Driving Cat?
-Starcasm.net
::gigglesnort::
Gross, just gross.
Drunk stars should have a driver.
damn get this trash out of my city. stupid talentless twat.
Enough of this!!!
This bitch can kill the Popoon day ligth and STILL wont to jail time… the court syatem is so BAD… money talks bullshits walks
Remember Monday, when Dina said that if she were in New York that five of “those things” (i.e., Lindsay’s arrests for various didoes) would be obsolete? Good times, good times.
This woman/child irritates the living (and the dead) fuck out of me. As was pointed out several messages ago, she is apparently a sociopath. Will she ever straighten out? Doubtful…
And all that being said, I am SO enamored of those mega-tits…
Yeah, I didn’t believe that announcement that she’d do weddings and crap. LL still has a solid career in banging rich dudes for money.
Charlie Sheen didn’t give $100K to LL for her taxes. That was for her ass.
One hundred grand for Lindsay Lohan’s ass??? Then Charlie should own her cornhole for the remainder of her life…even if it IS only another year or two.
She is pissed because she found out Emma Stone was offered the same role for more money.