Lindsay Lohan Arrested In New York For Pulling An Amanda Bynes

September 19th, 2012 // 72 Comments
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So remember not even two days ago when Lindsay Lohan thought she was in any sort of position to go on Twitter and bash Amanda Bynes? Turns out God did and made this happen even though I masturbate and eat shellfish. (No Ratner.) TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lindsay was pulling in to park her Porsche Cayenne near the Dream Hotel in downtown NYC when — at a very low speed — she allegedly hit the knee of a 30-something year old guy. That was around shortly after midnight.
We’re told one of Lindsay’s passengers in the SUV got out and checked the vehicle for damage, and then LiLo and co. went inside the hotel.
We’re told someone called police while Lindsay was inside … and when she walked out of the hotel — around 2:30AM ET — officers arrested her.

Lindsay was booked on a misdemeanor for leaving the scene of an accident except we all know she’s clearly a victim of anti-Disneyism in a pro-Nickelodeon world. She can still feel those spongy hands “checking her for needles” to the delight of a starfish giggling in the corner, his eyes never quite meeting hers. In the distance, a squirrel in a spacesuit cracked an even smile and cooed, “Yes, yes. All according to plan…”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Scary Movie 5 Set
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not happy. The script calls for her to suck face with Crackhead Charlie. Plus she actually had to get up before noon.
    Clearly she is not a person who immediately thinks of turning lemons into lemonade. Play it right and she could be emptying Charlie’s bulging bank accounts.

  2. Finally.! The police is doing their fucking jobs with these celebs. Arrest her. I’m sure she’ll be in jail for all of 2 hours. I hear the jails in New York are very crowded.

  3. NerdyNerdenstein

    hahahahahahahahahahah deep breath
    hahahahahahahahahah

  4. Mateo

    LOL, she is so fucking dumb.

  5. Sandoucheky

    What a lame arrest. Her car touched a guy’s knee at a very low speed and she gets arrested over it? If it were some random old lady driving, they wouldn’t be throwing her in cuffs, I’m jussayin…

  6. These two are going to have a fight to the finish to crown the winner of biggest hollywood fuck-up.

  7. RogueNYC

    I just wish this would have happened in Brooklyn so she could spend the night in Central Booking!!… wishful thinking. Keeping fingers crossed that our NY judges give much less of fucks about celebs than the ones in LA clearly do. Idiots.

  8. theoriginal LJ

    She’s living in New York City. WTF isn’t she using car service like any normal human………..oh, yeah, LiLo.

  9. JC

    Fish, if that last paragraph was the plot summary for a movie, I would so watch that shit.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Scary Movie 5 Set
    doritojoe
    Commented on this photo:

    When using the tanning bed in an alcohol/drug induced stupor, be sure to ask the attendant to pull BOTH of your legs under the lid.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Scary Movie 5 Set
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Having spectacular boobs can only get you so far and can only overcome so many problems. There’s a limit to their powers.
    Face is looking a little Kirstie Alley-ish here.

  12. I’d like to hear Dina’s take on this, since apparently Lindsay only gets in trouble because she’s NOT in NY. It’s LA’s problem that her daughter f’s up all the time.

  13. So, apparently this is a false alarm, because the guy sprinted after lindsay after she might’ve grazed him; obviously he wasn’t that injured. Surveillance footage showed all this.

    Irregardless, she’s still a fuck-up, it just sucks when people cry wolf. It gives her more reason to think the world is out to get her, when really she puts these situations on herself.

    • First thing that went through my mind, was that this one felt like someone fishing for money.

      That said, the girl should have been in jail a hundred times over now for any number of reasons. So, we she to go down for this, it would only be ironic.

      (And yes, god knows, she has been known to go down in the past. Somewhere McBeef sat up straight in his chair when I typed that.)

    • me

      irregardless?

  14. alex

    How stupid is this girl? Hire a driver and be done with this garbage forever. She deserves everything she gets.

  15. Sarah

    If NYC driving is anything like Chicago, I’m surprised she didn’t hit the guy full force. Idiots are always walking in the streets between cars because they think that’s okay. Then she went inside…I doubt he was hurt and put on the show.

  16. What’s apparent from observing Lindsay’s behavior as an adult (over the past eight years) and her own parents’ behavior is that Lindsay is a sociopath, raised by two sociopaths. She can’t help herself, as she literally has no conscience.

    Some tell-tale signs of sociopathy:

    Glibness/superficial charm
    Manipulative and cunning
    Grandiose sense of self
    Pathological lying
    Lack of remorse, shame or guilt
    Shallow emotions
    Incapacity for love
    Need for stimulation
    Callousness/lack of empathy
    Poor behavioral controls/impulsive nature
    Early behavior problems/juvenile delinquency
    Irresponsibility/unreliability
    Promiscuous sexual behavior/infidelity
    Lack of realistic life plan/parasitic lifestyle
    Criminal or entrepreneurial versatility
    Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
    Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
    Narcissism, grandiosity (self-importance not based on achievements)

    Lindsay and her parents, Michael and Dina, are textbook examples of sociopaths.

    And no, Lindsay is not going to die of a drug overdose or anything like that–Dina has made it to nearly 50 years old and Michael is past that age. Sociopaths are survivors; Lindsay will go on and on, but her story will get sadder and sadder as her youth deserts her and she’s no longer able to con older men into subsidizing her lifestyle.

    • Johnny Cage

      Glibness/superficial charm
      Manipulative and cunning
      Grandiose sense of self
      Pathological lying
      Lack of remorse, shame or guilt
      Shallow emotions
      Incapacity for love
      Need for stimulation
      Callousness/lack of empathy
      Poor behavioral controls/impulsive nature
      Early behavior problems/juvenile delinquency
      Irresponsibility/unreliability
      Promiscuous sexual behavior/infidelity
      Lack of realistic life plan/parasitic lifestyle
      Criminal or entrepreneurial versatility
      Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
      Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
      Narcissism, grandiosity (self-importance not based on achievements)

      You just named every Politician and every Celebrity in Hollywood.

  17. Jimbo

    Tweet from Lindsay: See Amanda, this is how it is done”

  18. suck it

    I believe in God again! Hallelujah!

    She broke the law by leaving the scene of the accident. That is why she got arrested. Doesn’t matter how minor the accident was, or how “uninjured” the victim was.

    Go NYPD!

    • Red Balls

      lol your boys at the NYPD got played by an opportunist who was probably having a bad night and took it out on the Porsche he walked into. God I hate pedestrians in the city.

    • The security cameras couldn’t even confirm he was even hit. So, yeah, he should be prosecuted by your NYPD for filing a false police report.

  19. So she’s back at the Dream Hotel and there’s no mention of her blowing the hotel’s owner for coke and party invites again? What happened to this site??

  20. Joanne

    she probably thought Amanda was getting too much attention

  21. Gary Grant

    She wanted to have such behavior re-branded “You Lindsay’d it” rather than “You Amanda’d it”.

  22. Gabby Haze

    Police should investigate her friends. They must be some incredible degenerates if Lindsay was the best candidate for designated driver.

  23. El Jefe

    I feel bad for her. Even though she is a fuck up, you now have these fucking lazy shithead con artists that make up bullshit and try to sue you for any and everything if you have some cash and it is not just here. In Russia and some other countries it is almost mandatory to have a dash cam in your car because people fake accidents and injuries all the time.

    If you were going 1mph and someone claimed you tapped them with your car and you got out checked everything and they probably said they were fine and you saw no damage, why the fuck would you stick around? None of us would.

    I bet this lazy asshole will now claim he is injured for life and can no longer work and sue her for a million dollars.

    These jackoff cops just want fame and publicity. Why was she arrested, it is not like she took off and went somewhere and fled, she went into the fucking hotel. Why could they not just go in there and take a report? NYC and the people in it are just corrupt, from the top to the bottom.

  24. FUCKING DIE ALREADY YOU WORTHLESS CUNT!!!

  25. lkbeaver

    “Your move, Bynes.” – LiLo

  26. Archie Leach

    Stupid kunt.

  27. Who’s more dangerous behind the wheel – Bynes, Lohan or Toonces the Driving Cat?

    -Starcasm.net

    ::gigglesnort::

  28. Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Scary Movie 5 Set
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross, just gross.

  29. Al

    Drunk stars should have a driver.

  30. memmememe

    damn get this trash out of my city. stupid talentless twat.

  31. It there no end to this

    Enough of this!!!

  32. MILO

    This bitch can kill the Popoon day ligth and STILL wont to jail time… the court syatem is so BAD… money talks bullshits walks

  33. Remember Monday, when Dina said that if she were in New York that five of “those things” (i.e., Lindsay’s arrests for various didoes) would be obsolete? Good times, good times.

  34. This woman/child irritates the living (and the dead) fuck out of me. As was pointed out several messages ago, she is apparently a sociopath. Will she ever straighten out? Doubtful…

    And all that being said, I am SO enamored of those mega-tits…

  35. Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Scary Movie 5 Set
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I didn’t believe that announcement that she’d do weddings and crap. LL still has a solid career in banging rich dudes for money.

    Charlie Sheen didn’t give $100K to LL for her taxes. That was for her ass.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Scary Movie 5 Set
    Commented on this photo:

    She is pissed because she found out Emma Stone was offered the same role for more money.

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