Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Speak Arabic? No Way

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan posted a message in Arabic to Instagram thinking that it actually means what whoever she stole it from says it means. Turns out it really means “you’re an ass.” But before everyone gets on Lindsay’s case for being an international hooker who can’t even speak Arabic, she really only needs to know the following phrases, and frankly, I’d say the same for any language:

“My mom handles the money.”
“Yes, I’ve been with a goat before.”
“The cleaning lady must’ve took it.”
“How about instead of chopping off my hand, I suck your dick?”

Lindsay Lohan You're An Ass Arabic Instagram

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