Lindsay Lohan Actually Looks Good? WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! And Other News

July 27th, 2014 // 48 Comments

- Jennifer Lawrence might be single again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aretha Franklin will eat her goddamn burger wherever she wants, Johnny Rockets. [Dlisted]

- So the axe goes up her butt? Is that what I’m supposed to take away from this? [Fishwrapper]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

- And Sara Sampaio apparently got the memo. [Popoholic]

- Jennette McCurdy isn’t a role model, you guys. [WWTDD]

- This is why everyone hates PETA. [The Daily Banter]

- There’s a full HD quality leak of The Expendables 3 floating around. [Starpulse]

- Shit. Jenelle Evans had another baby? Godammit. [tooFab]

- No one bought Robin Thicke‘s album, so he’s done pretending to want Paula Patton back. [IDLYITW]

- Kelly Brook dancing to “Blurred Lines,” anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Sexiest Social Media Pics of The Week [Celebslam]

- Gene Simmons‘ daughter’s big breastses in a wet T-shirt. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    STILL. WOULD. *sighs*

  2. Wow! She looks great. Imagine what she could have accomplished if she hadn’t gone the booze/drugs/whore route.

  3. She looks ok for a 45yo heroin addict.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks amazing. Until you realize they airbrushed the track marks out, filled in the meth pockets on her face, recolored her nose and skin from the normal jaundiced color, and then photoshopped a soul into her dead ass eyes.

  5. I"ve bought down bigger men than you Picard

    thinking of the many ways she could empty my balls

    ALL
    NIGHT
    LONG

  6. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    JoMima
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of parent let’s their kid get that close to Lindsey Lohan? I hope they deloused her..

  7. If you can get past how she treats her arms like a doodle pad, and how her eyes look like she’s dead inside, then yes, she’s reasonably attractive here.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, please don’t go. I want to stick my wiener in your…mmm…lemme see…I guess just about anywhere would be just fine.”

  9. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
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    No boner? Must be gay.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    Takin’ bets…on how many more steps will she remain upright before she totally takes gas? I’m saying two.

  11. Lindsay really does look considerably better than she has in quite some time. However the bruising and graffiti look like shit. Someone needs to fire up the laser-powered ink remover.

  12. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t you pull away from me…I paid for the full hour!”

  13. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay is disappointed that Roy Horn didn’t bring his tiger

  14. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mommy. Are you going to tell the world about me?”
    “Not until I figure out who your father is.”

  15. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay is going to be pissed to find that there is a doppleganger improving her reputation.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can I pet your Tiger?”
    “I’m not Roy Horn.”
    “Can I play with your penis?”
    “I’m not straight.”
    “Is there anything else you want to tell me?”
    “Yes. I’m not carrying any money so I can;t pay you for the photograph.”

  17. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m a DJ. I play pre-recorded music I didn’t make and I get paid thousands and thousands of dollars.”
    “I’m a washed up celebrity who use to get paid millions to show up late , stumble through my lines and steal what wasn’t nailed down. Now I just sleep with rich guys and fake orgasms so it is pretty much the same thing.”

    • Which begs the question: Is Lindsay a laugher, weeper, moaner, groaner, screamer, grunter, whistler, cheerleader, or some hybrid of any/all of the above? I figure you can tell when she cums because she tells her mom she’ll call her right back.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let;s take a picture together so your parents think you are straight.”
    “I am straight.”
    “Keep telling yourself that…smile.”

  19. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
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    “I’m not a DJ, I’m just a douche with overpriced headphones.”
    “Oh my God… You totally are!”

  20. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi. We had sex an hour ago, and I don;t feel right.”
    “No refunds…Now smile for the camera.”

  21. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    *don’t

  22. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Odbarc
    Commented on this photo:

    I saw someone photoshop a pizza into a beautiful woman.
    A fucking PIZZA!
    You can’t feed me a photo and call it real and expect me to just believe what you want me to see.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    And this is the cleaned up version.
    I believe what the bruise & dead eyes are telling me. This woman is lost.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Pfffft, fifty bucks?! Have you seen the price of blow these days?’

  25. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    In every crowd there’s someone who tries too hard to be different.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘There isn’t a single straight man in this room.’
    *nervous laugh*

  27. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Now, this is something you should keep in mind for when you are older so I’ll write it down. ‘Always get paid up front’. That may not make sense now, but it will.

  28. Helena Handbasket

    She does look good … like she finally got a good night’s sleep. Do you think she can keep it up? Oh, nevermind

  29. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    johnnyhildo
    Commented on this photo:

    “The bruise? Oh yeah, that’s from guy #4 holding me while guy #5 parked a buick regal in my ass…good times”

  30. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    You know you’ve lost it when your side-boob makes one think of flapjacks.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    Long-dead star of Poltergeist takes issue with the way Lindsay smells.

  32. buzz

    I’m not going to die. I don’t she looks good at all (especially for her age). But she does look healthier here.

  33. Hate to be a wet blanket but she’s still covered with shitty tattoos, still bloated, still getting bad lip injections and still has tits like runny pancakes. Perhaps people would be kinder if she wasn’t such a lying, thieving, self-absorbed, entitled, clueless brat.

  34. Beer Maid

    I went to the Carl’s Jr. drive-thru on my bicycle once, and they told me it was only for cars after I waited in line for 10 minutes. I thought they were jerks, too. Unfortunately, I’m not Aretha Franklin and have no press agents to complain to the media for me. At least now someone is finally standing up the voiceless masses. She’s my hero!

  35. Beer Maid

    Edit***
    At least now someone is finally standing up for the voiceless masses. She’s my hero!

  36. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    Makeup and lighting, my friends.

  37. That Kelly Brook link is fucking fantastic. She looks damn good.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
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    My best guess? She’s banging a mortician now in exchange for free hair and makeup.

  39. Lindsay Lohan Weisses Fest
    bearandbu
    Commented on this photo:

    So you CAN put lipstick on a pig.

  40. lily

    1) hose/scrub her down
    2) put on a bra
    3) stop with the lip fillers
    4) tone down the makeup
    5) laser off those tattoos

    then we’ll see.

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