Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Supposed To Be Driving While Filming ‘Liz & Dick’

June 11th, 2012 // 47 Comments
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When Lindsay Lohan was stunt-cast as Elizabeth Taylor, the film’s producers made it a point to mention that they had to jump through an assload of hoops just to get her insured. Turns out one of those hoops was not letting her drive during production which naturally resulted in Lindsay getting behind the wheel of a rented Porsche and ramming it into the back of a tractor-trailer. Something the producers honestly should’ve expected the second she went, “I promise I won’t even look at a car. Honest Injun.” Deadline reports:

Because Lohan needs about two hours of makeup to transform herself into Taylor, the planned daytime scenes with her have been scrapped, with the producers and the director trying to film some nighttime scenes instead. “It’s a jigsaw puzzle,” Thompson said. But despite the crew’s best efforts, “there will be a production loss today, we are just trying to minimize the loss.” As his company, Larry A. Thompson Prods., is producing the movie, Thompson has been in touch with his insurance broker to figure out if the loss will be covered.
The question on everyone’s mind after the accident is how Lohan, who has had her fair share of brushes with the law, was allowed to get behind the wheel while going to work. That was not supposed to happen, Thompson said, noting that the production provides a limousine to drive the actress to and from the set of the movie every day. “When they went to pick her up today, for some reason she decided they (Lohan and her assistant) would get in her own car, so the limousine driver followed them.”

Now, I get it. This whole thing is an insurance scam. For a minute there, I actually thought they were going to put this shit on TV. HA! Could you imagine?

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  1. Cock Dr

    It’s a nice production publicity photo. Nice Shoppin’.
    The movie itself should be good for some laughs. Good luck getting it finished…I think you can forget about it being on schedule & within budget with that lead actress.

  2. Give this bitch a DWF then and maybe that will stick. They can’t get a DWI, DUI or drug possession to stick.

    Lock her and Dina in a Turkish prison and throw away the key.

  3. Smapdi

    We really don’t need any kind of headline after “Lindsay Lohan” because we automatically know the rest is “managed to fuck up her life again”. She might as well make that her last name.

  4. alex

    Never have truer words been spoken by a man named, Cock Doctor. Awesome times we live in, awesome times.

  5. Lindsay Lohan should never be driving.

    • Jack Ketch

      Duh. Her mother should have swallowed the load that turned into this complete misfire of a human being, too.

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    Nerlon Freen
    Commented on this photo:

    I was kind of looking forward to Lohan as Linda Lovelace. As Liz Taylor… not so much.

  7. suck it

    HIRE A FUCKING DRIVER ALREADY. Bitch can’t drive.

    This girl can not seem to make any good decisions that are consistent. At this point she needs to make like Brittany and get a conservator, but obviously not one of her parents. Anyone but them.

    • She didn’t even have to- the production was fully aware she can’t drive and a limo was at her place and ready to drive her to work. Haha.

    • Jack Ketch

      Wasn’t Brittany’s idea to get a conservator herself, either. Left to her own devices she’d have probably choked on a Cheeto or something.

  8. Tiffany

    What Lindsey doesn’t understand is a huge part of her lack of work has to do with the amount it costs to insure her. I have met accountants from Georgia Rule, and they had to pay the entire cast and crew for TWO WEEKS worth of work that was never done…because Lohan wouldn’t show up to work. That is very expensive.

    These producers knew she was a finanical gamble, but they went for it because her trainwreck status would get folks to watch the show. I have a feeling it won’t be worth it in the end. They will spend more dealing with her than they will get from using her as stunt casting.

    • EricLr

      This. Sadly, she’s basically destroyed her career. I don’t think she understands that, no matter who she blows, No insurance = No Production = No role.

      • Archie Leach

        You make it sound as if that’s a bad thing……

      • KFisher

        Of course she doesn’t understand — she’s never had to take any sort of responsibility for her actions. Her resilience to criticism (based on said lack of responsibility) is simultaneously shallow, vaguely admirable, and just plain sad. Goddamnit.

        What’s worse — the idiotic train wreck -or- the people that enable the idiotic train wreck?

    • I would love to meet the insurance person who has to come up with the constantly-evolving Lohan Risk Assessment. I’m not sure if he or she is constantly shaking like a beaten dog or uncontrollably laughing, but it would be memorable.

    • cRAZYHOTkELLI

      She doesn’t get it because she still thinks she’s an A list actress. An A list celebrity, maybe, but acting wise she is a C+ tops. Although most movie producers are star fucking idiots, they are going to get sick of hiring her, even if the paps still follow her, because they’ll realize that is all she is famous for anymore.

  9. Archie Leach

    Anyone remember this posting:
    “Of course it ain’t gonna finish production. This whole thing is a front for Disney’s and Hearst’s financial books.”

    “lindsay crackhan will fuck it all up and Lifetime will claim the fuck ups by crackhan forced them to shut production and the ensuing costs from the failed production will give Disney and Hearst their needed losses for their books for 2012.”

  10. YTBOY

    WOW WOW WOW!!! BEAUTY AND PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    VERY NICE!!

    • Pepper's Pot

      Lindsay, please stop posting here… dont you have a baby to run over or a movie production to fuck up?

  12. LIndsay Lohan isn’t supposed to be drinking snorting toking driving while filming ‘Liz & Dick’.

  13. Minky Wail

    Although I’ll never watch this movie, I can still say with complete confidence that Benny Hill was better in both roles.

  14. Vic

    Wait… I thought she died last year. WTF?

  15. It almost seems like it has turned into some sort of a Cosmic Joke: “Lindsay has gotten away with fucking up so many times, that now, whenever she fucks up, she’s gonna get snake bit…if nothing else, just enough to be a pain in the ass.”

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    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    So how old was Liz Taylor when she died? And is this movie about the later years of her life? Cause that is the only Liz that Lindsay could possibly be playing!

  17. That picture is not bad. They must have used all their makeup and photoshop skills to make her look even remotely close to Liz Taylor.

  18. logan

    And Lifetime thought Miz Lohan would actually follow their rules?
    Just who is going to watch this kettle of slop? Those few people who still think she can act? So many questions over a photoshopped twit.

  19. Tom

    Lindsey could be videotaped killing someone, be arrested spattered in blood and she still wouldn’t do more than 30 minutes behind bars. The CA legal system is about as fucked up as it can be and celebs, athletes and other douchebags never have to be responsible for their actions.

  20. Blech

    I’m gonna make my husband watch this with me. I’ll accomplish this by making the film sound like an important documentary.

    It’ll be a blast. A blast.

  21. Neal

    Not so much Elizabeth Taylor but more Elizabeth Trailer-Park it seems

  22. GhostofLilo'sdealer

    It’s much easier to score coke when your limo driver can’t tell tales to the producers of your current made for tv movie, that’s why she wanted to drive her own car. She signed a contract agreeing to be driven both ways to filming, mostly because she’s such a screw up she can’t even be trusted to get herself to her job without a problem. Sure enough, she drives and nearly kills herself, her assistant, a truck driver, and her chase vehicle. Someone out there right now is going to die because of Lindsay Lohan, it’s only a matter of time.

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    dave howard
    Commented on this photo:

    She has without question one of the nicest racks in the industry.

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    Lea
    Commented on this photo:

    Uhm .There’s no cameltoe here. Wtf. I guess pelpoe will nod their head in agreement to anything if somebody takes enough time to write a detailed entry about a picture Even if it doesn’t exhibit the cameltoe they speak of. Anywho, this is lame. Bye.

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