Lindsay Lohan Has An Accent Now

In 1986, Lindsay Lohan was born in New York City, and as far as anyone can remember she’s always talked like a truck stop waitress who’s smoked every cigarette and dick in the world twice after eating emphysema for breakfast. But like every “celebrity” before her that’s moved to London, she now thinks she can pull off an accent, except no one knows what the fuck it is because you can see for yourself:

Lindsay has since come forward and explained to the Daily Mail why she sounds like an Irish gypsy woman who very much loves Mother Russia.

Lindsay told the DailyMail.com: ‘It’s a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn.’
And for those wondering at home, the pop culture icon is well on her way to knowing six languages fluently.
I’ve been learning different languages since I was a child. I’m fluent in English and French can understand Russian and am learning Turkish, Italian and Arabic.’

And now for the crazy part. This actually checks out. I totally believe Lindsay has been learning foreign languages. Specifically the following phrase:

French: La crosse coûts supplémentaires.
Russian: Priklad dopolnitel’nyye raskhody.
Turkish: Popo ekstra maliyeti.
Arabic: Takalif bieaqb ‘iidafiat.
Boston: Fahkin’ me in the ass fahkin’ cahst you twenty dollahs.

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