Lindsay & Ali Lohan Tell Dina She Looks Like Ass

February 10th, 2012 // 43 Comments
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After years of being subjected to her drunken, tyrannical pimp-rule, Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali are apparently trying to force their mom Dina into a self-conscious pit of depression where, God-willing, she’ll drink herself to death which is how I chose to read this. Us Weekly reports:

“My girls are always telling me to cut my hair,” Dina, 49, told Us Weekly at Randi Rahm’s Fashion Week cocktail party in NYC Wednesday. “You know, you think you’re fashion forward, and then you have children who are way more, but you make your own look [work]. But it’s hard when you’re girls are like, ‘Mom, you’re looking scary.’”

The bad news is that Dina’s tolerance is essentially invulnerable, so there’s no way Lindsay and Ali’s plan will work, but the good news is at least she’s not endorsing lube. That being said, I like how a walking bag of coke bloat pretending it’s Marilyn Monroe and Russell Brand dying of AIDS consider themselves on the forefront of fashion and beauty. Then again, they’ve been on a steady diet of gin since birth so it’s honestly a miracle they speak English instead of a crude language of grunts and knocking over booze bottles. “Aliana, push over the Beefeater if you’ve seen mommy’s keys.”

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  1. God is Black

    PPL who’s more of a Cunty BIATCH? This clown family or “If the glove doesn’t fit then you must acquit!” douche family(Wookie included)?

    • God is Black

      Clown family,Douche family=Mother, sorry

      • dooood

        i never thought i’d say this, but imo, the kardasians are better.
        (vomits in mouth.) excuse me…..
        every one of the lohans seams to be so damaged beyond repair.
        where as khloe may have ancestors from kashyyk, but there isn’t much reason to believe she is a horrible person.

      • dooood

        but if you want the most horrible individual,
        tuff call but i say kris jenner.

        mrs. lohan is completely fuct up in the head where as jenner is some sort of unstoppable evil whore genius

  2. Buddy the Elf

    Yeah, because her girls are so fresh and clean faced, healthy looking and fashionable.

  3. Tarkus

    ‘Mom, you’re looking scary.’

    Pot, meet kettle.

  4. In five years, the three of them will be stirring a bubbling cauldron and sharing a single eyeball.

  5. Josh

    I think both girls would have a remarkable turnaround if someone would just put a bullet in the fetid cunt’s head. She’s already turned Lindsey into a pathetically damaged clone of herself and she’s starving and pimping out the other one as a “model”. She needs to go away.

    • blueberry

      I think it would be best if Lindsay accidentally ran over her mom drunk/high and killed her. Death of the enabler and jail time to clean Lindsay up. Two birds with one stone.

  6. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Bigalkie
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    She is making progress. Her new trainer Nicole Eggert is very proud of her!

  7. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Bigalkie
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    or.. She’s got more chins than the chinese phonebook!

  8. EricLr

    This woman’s pulse is the only thing stopping Kris Jenner from finally claiming that “Worst Mother of the Year” award.

  9. AteIsEnough

    I don’t think the twin scanks were talking about the clothes you wear, dumb-ass. Yeeeshhhhh – makes my skin crawl!

  10. cc

    Eek, this article forced me to look at those Lindsay pics on the right. What’s really startling is putting pics of Lohan and Brinkley side by side.

  11. Clarence Beeks

    They are all disgusting.

  12. Good Luck Charlie

    It’s gotten to the point where Dina looks better than her two wasted daughters. And I would venture to say that Dina probably prefers it this way.

  13. Glass Cock

    It’s like the dirty heroine needle calling the broken crack pipe used.

  14. Your words prove you're an idiot

    Gah! US Weekly, figure out the difference between “you’re” and “your”. “you’re” = “you are”.

    “It’s difficult when you are girls are like”? That makes no fucking sense at all.

  15. forrest gump

    these two kids have’t a mirror at their home/travel trailer?

  16. B Obama

    It’s the drugs that have destroyed you not your mommy, not your daddy, not society, not Hollywood, not the industry, not your friends, not the government and not politics. The person directly responsible for the mess that you have become is yourself. You’re dead to the world. A useless vile monster destroying itself, you’re a plague cast on all mankind. Each moment you exist you are a reminder to us of our failures as humans. Suck in the world around, a world created by creatures you’ll never understand.

  17. Sho'nuff

    It must run in the family… in a few years, Dina will look just as bad as Lindsay.

  18. pretty vacant

    well its a good thing for ali lohan she looks like her dad.

  19. alex

    You know that inappropriate crush I had on Ali?

    Gone.

  20. Robert

    I first thought the woman in black was Lindsay.

  21. FamousPlastic.com

    Oh my god….The “Russel Brand Dying of Aids” title on the gallery is f-ing hilarious!

  22. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Moodlet
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    She should really ask Ali for some dieting tips.

  23. herbiefrog

    hey dina…
    did you think that we had forgotten you and yours… ?

    all cute… all girls… ebeven the boys…

    boys say… hget it together…
    boys say… come home tonight…
    boyds say… we r waitin’ for you…
    boys say… close… clode… closed… ours not theirs…

  24. aristotrash

    The thing is, Dina could legitimately argue that she’s better looking than either of her daughters at this point. I never thought we’d see the day.

  25. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    carol rules
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    she is trying for the marilyn pose. knock it off already. it isn’t working.

  26. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Jam
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    She looks like an uglier version of Dina Lohan. Which is an achievement in itself.

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    momo
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    nice saddle bags
    id hit it

  28. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Flor
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    So sad

  29. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    N Sands
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    That hair color washes her right out. She looked so much better when it was red.

  30. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Thornton Melon
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    are these outtakes from Back to school? wheres Rodney?

    I think I’m attracted to teachers. Yeah, I took out an English teacher. That didn’t work out at all. I sent her a love letter… She corrected it!

    and members
    of the graduating class.

    I have only one thing
    to say to you today…

    it’s a jungle out there.

    You gotta look out
    for number one.

    But don’t step in number two.

  31. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Whatever
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    Cher? Is that you?

  32. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    INSERT PENIS HERE.

  33. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
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    Hey look it’s miss piggy.

  34. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Crystal
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    Oh wow… what did she do to her nose? Not good.

    =(

  35. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Crystal
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    Why does she want to look way older than she is? If anything, that makes her seem younger…sadly.

  36. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Christina Aguilera
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    Looks like she is in the middle of a sneeze

  37. Lindsay Lohan amFAR 2012 Fashion Week
    Negrodamus
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    There really should be some kind of warning on the picture before this one: “WARNING: NEXT PICTURE IS IN COLOR. WHAT YOU SEE MAY FRIGHTEN YOU. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.”

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