Ali Lohan Looks Healthy

The Superficial / September 7, 2011

In all the hustle and bustle of watching Lindsay Lohan flagrantly wave her freckle flaps at the court system, we forget that there’s a young, impressionable girl who’s been living with her/standing ready with an adrenaline needle for the past four years now because Dina Lohan prefers a more Laissez faire style of parenting that doesn’t require her to do anything but lift a gin glass, and only if Cody isn’t around to do it. “His tiny hands are like nature’s cupholder.” Anyway, it seems Dina’s plan has worked because here’s Ali in Beverly Hills yesterday looking entirely nourished and not at all on heroin, so let’s just assume she had an educational afternoon searching for bags full of meteors and rose quartz because Lindsay’s teaching her about geology. “Remember, you always want to rub sea jasper on your gums to make sure it’s, uh, got lots of jasper. So, I’ll do that because that’s the hard part, and you just do the easy stuff like get how much you can without using any money.”

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