Ali Lohan Looks Healthy

September 7th, 2011 // 159 Comments

In all the hustle and bustle of watching Lindsay Lohan flagrantly wave her freckle flaps at the court system, we forget that there’s a young, impressionable girl who’s been living with her/standing ready with an adrenaline needle for the past four years now because Dina Lohan prefers a more Laissez faire style of parenting that doesn’t require her to do anything but lift a gin glass, and only if Cody isn’t around to do it. “His tiny hands are like nature’s cupholder.” Anyway, it seems Dina’s plan has worked because here’s Ali in Beverly Hills yesterday looking entirely nourished and not at all on heroin, so let’s just assume she had an educational afternoon searching for bags full of meteors and rose quartz because Lindsay’s teaching her about geology. “Remember, you always want to rub sea jasper on your gums to make sure it’s, uh, got lots of jasper. So, I’ll do that because that’s the hard part, and you just do the easy stuff like get how much you can without using any money.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. Jessesgirl

    Looks like a skinnier Anne Hathaway now.

  2. kulit

    Dina Lohan is the worst mother ever.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Chins Blonde
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    she just shit her pants !

  4. Lindsay Lohan Chins Blonde
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    Why does she remind me of a washed-up 40 y.o. porn star?

  5. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    Just jacked off a homeless guy, doesn’t know where to wipe the splooge.

  6. Spiral

    So she wasn’t born a girl right? She couldn’t have been with that tranny face. . .

  7. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    Ali Lohan is the Inner Coke addled- emaciated Lindsay finally let loose.

  8. GG1000

    I call Photoshop. Her body’s not actually that skinny and the picture facing straight on looks totally different.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Chins Blonde
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    these photos have totally been fucked with.

  10. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    She has the elongated body of a 6 years old girl. What is up with that?

  11. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    Did she get her implants removed?

  12. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    Poor kid is wasting away. She NEEDS a parent.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Chins Blonde
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    There’s something called coke bloat?

  14. melanie

    I don’t get why people WANT to look this way? Women are meant to have curves, not be skin and bones. Interesting how the media likes to portray normal as being underweight but then we people are underweight they like to scrutinize them. OH THE IRONY!

  15. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    Common misconception guys. That’s not Ali Lohan. It’s a giant marble statue that has been treated with sea jasper, quartz, rose quartz, and meteor dust. Totally different.

  16. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    Just PATHETIC!!! She was so beautiful before. If she didn’t have a plastics work over, then just EAT girl and take in more sun. Soon, you’ll be back to that beautiful girl before. On the other hand, if she did have a plastics work over, then that heartless person(s), who ill advised her should be ashamed of themselves advising that this poor girl turn herself into a washed- out ,old looking hag. Why do I care? Because, I hate to see someone being bamboozled in matters that concerns their overall outlook, welfare and emotions. People need to be told the truth, cared for/about and loved, no matter who they are and where they come from. So, so, sad!

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