Ali Lohan Looks Healthy

September 7th, 2011 // 159 Comments

In all the hustle and bustle of watching Lindsay Lohan flagrantly wave her freckle flaps at the court system, we forget that there’s a young, impressionable girl who’s been living with her/standing ready with an adrenaline needle for the past four years now because Dina Lohan prefers a more Laissez faire style of parenting that doesn’t require her to do anything but lift a gin glass, and only if Cody isn’t around to do it. “His tiny hands are like nature’s cupholder.” Anyway, it seems Dina’s plan has worked because here’s Ali in Beverly Hills yesterday looking entirely nourished and not at all on heroin, so let’s just assume she had an educational afternoon searching for bags full of meteors and rose quartz because Lindsay’s teaching her about geology. “Remember, you always want to rub sea jasper on your gums to make sure it’s, uh, got lots of jasper. So, I’ll do that because that’s the hard part, and you just do the easy stuff like get how much you can without using any money.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. Findley

    Oh, it REALLY IS her…how sad.

  2. lets get clinical/ly rough

    I’ve always said she needed the Lilo package. Now your parenting skills are in question Dina…

  3. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    so what is Lindsay eating Ali’s baby fat’s bloated and gross the other looks like a skeleton??? WTF

  4. Pat C.

    Look at Lindsay’s chins. Obviously, she’s grabbing all the food and leaving little for Ali.

  5. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    well… she didn’t inherit her sister big ol’ titties. Shame, Lindsay went from being hot a few years ago to basically looking like the crypt keeper with boobs thanks to her drug addictions… that or Samantha Ronson’s Pussy/Penis melts faces.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Chins Blonde
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    “Chinese face? Um, okay. Hold on. How do I—wait, slant my eyes, right? How do I…how do I do that again?”

  7. CL

    Dina’s probably hoping it will get Allie cast on Celebrity Rehab.

  8. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    She should ONLY be viewed in shadow. When the sun hits her face it’s like the opposite of what happens to Cap’n Jack Sparrow’s shipmates occurs.

  9. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    Someone should tell this guy that the long hair isn’t an attractive look for men anymore.

  10. mike

    Russell Brand looks great with the straight hair.

  11. Jade

    Just think of the PR strategy here: “I’m gonna stop eating until I can use my knees and jaw to stab people to death. That’ll make me famous!”

  12. zomgbie

    kim kardashian called.
    she wants her brows back.
    we all know who stole them.

  13. Tinklepants Astronaut

    First Stodden, now this one . . . its like visiting a “Teens in Trouble” website. Poor kid needs some help, and as we know it won’t come from her family, one can only help she’ll luck into the therapy she needs. Just sad!

  14. Lindsay Lohan Chins Blonde
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    Jessica Simpson looks at her and says “when did she get fatter than me?”

  15. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    She looks cute. Skinny, though.

  16. Arzach

    All I can say is, poor kid, she was born in a very bad place

  17. MSW

    She looks like a bag full of antlers …

  18. forrest gump

    excuuuuse me?

  19. Ponkur

    LeeAnn Rimes is gonna be mad as fuck.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Chins Blonde
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    FAKE!!!!!! Your Lindsay Lohan pictures haved been effed with. I’ve seen the pictures from this set there is no giant double chin. FAKE!!

  21. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    Coulda sworn George Harrison was dead.

    • Fisticuffs

      Now this is probably the funniest post I have ever read. Ive been staring at the picture and laughing for about 20 minutes.

  22. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    is this real life?

  23. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    Wait, I have another:

    Hey, it’s Anne hathaway’s older brother!

  24. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    I think she’s absolutly gorgeous, beautiful hair, face and she looks quite tall. But i have to admit that she looks like a dude on this pic.

  25. nobody

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks way too much like Samantha Ronsen in that first pic?

  26. NeNe

    Now she is even FUGLIER than before. Their parents really did a number on their girls. So far, at least, it looks as if her son is still kinda ok. Their parents need to be taken away from their daughters.

  27. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    I love how the side of the screen says “Ali Lohan Looking Healthy” She looks anything but healthy! She looks anorexic! And I think she looked a hell of a lot prettier before :/

  28. Burt

    Holly crap. That can’t really be her, can it?

  29. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    Yay eating disorders are so fun you guys!! Nothing a little spray tan and dye job, and apparently a shit ton of make up can’t fix.

  30. fashionably thin, not for the masses aka fatasses

    i’ll be honest, she looks so stylish and incredible. gorgeous eyebrows too. her weight is aquired taste just right. im guessing she’s around 97lbs.

  31. "

    modelesque. way more chic than the young jenner kris is trying to model out.

  32. decalex

    Who knew, Anne Hathaway has an older brother.

  33. Paloma

    You people talk about skinny people being too skinny and healthy weight women like Bar Rafaeli being fat. In the eyes of the media you’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t. It’s no wonder women have low self esteem and there is so much disrespect towards women in society. You should all be so ashamed of yourselves.

  34. Stefanie

    Oh. It’s the OTHER Blohan. *points the camera elsewhere.*

  35. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    that’s not a person, that’s a robot. dead serious. they’ve been replacing a lot of celebrities lately…. look at that hand. look at the dead eyes. she’s not real, it’s pretty obvious if you use common sense and don’t drink up all the lies from the media.

  36. chazbono

    Coked out on yay

  37. ReturnOfTheBlackDude

    ok im not trying to be mean but tell me she doesnt look like a young Gregory Peck. Im just saying…..

  38. Jaariel

    Bulimia works– for a while.
    Ali is in the it’s”working” stage while Linds is in the “not working anymore” stage. Note LL’s bloated face, rotting teeth, & scabby knuckles from shoving her hand down her throat: classic signs of long-term bingeing & purging. Sad.

  39. Lindsay Lohan Chins Blonde
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    the hell?!? Why does she randomly bloat? She’s like one of those puffer fish that poofs when it wants heroin

  40. Clown Shoes

    “Be more skinny!”

  41. shoofiend

  42. tj

    She was so much better looking before. But if Dina was my mother and li lo was my sister, I’d probably be a junky, plastic, bulimicky anorexic too. Only without those shoes!

  43. Cin

    Holy shit what is that?

  44. Do Freebird

    Wow ! She makes the late Karen Carpenter a week before her death look bloated. “Rainy days and Mondays really want me to shove three fingers down my throat.”

  45. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
    Do Freebird
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    I’m assuming they stapled the belt to her body, because her hips sure aren’t keeping those pants up. She actually makes Leann Rimes look healthy.

  46. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
    Ricky Gervais
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    She’s actually way better looking than Lindsay now. So the only logical conclusion is plastic surgery.

  47. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    Odd how, as the face shrinks, the nose remains the same.

  48. Ali Lohan New Face Skinny
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    she looks like samantha ronson

  49. Megs

    she looks like the other mother/beldam from the movie “coraline”

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