In all the hustle and bustle of watching Lindsay Lohan flagrantly wave her freckle flaps at the court system, we forget that there’s a young, impressionable girl who’s been living with her/standing ready with an adrenaline needle for the past four years now because Dina Lohan prefers a more Laissez faire style of parenting that doesn’t require her to do anything but lift a gin glass, and only if Cody isn’t around to do it. “His tiny hands are like nature’s cupholder.” Anyway, it seems Dina’s plan has worked because here’s Ali in Beverly Hills yesterday looking entirely nourished and not at all on heroin, so let’s just assume she had an educational afternoon searching for bags full of meteors and rose quartz because Lindsay’s teaching her about geology. “Remember, you always want to rub sea jasper on your gums to make sure it’s, uh, got lots of jasper. So, I’ll do that because that’s the hard part, and you just do the easy stuff like get how much you can without using any money.”
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So this is what anorexia looks like
This is what anorexia+bulimia+heroin+meth+alcohol+anal sex looks like
you are so funny Nunyo, like you are a real comedian and stuff.
Fish, the girl can have her heart collapsing any day. It’s just inappropriate to joke on her.
hey. that’s an insult to anal sex. not cool, man. not cool.
Yes this is sooooo scary. I modeled when I was younger, and I was anorexic because the more weight I lost, the more people would tell me “you have amazing bone structure.” Look at her hands, her insanely pale skin, the way her jaw bone is way too sharp. Dina needs to be investigated, she’s clearly incapable of raising her children. She prolly really does do drugs with them.
Here’s what I think: Ali was never a beauty, even when growing up. Her mom was upset with this and tried to remodel her little daughter, by changing her hair and eyes colour, using excessive make up on her, and finally getting surgery. And NOT only to her boobs.
So sad. It’s not even funny. Dina is satan.
Ali Lohan? I thought that was Miley Cyrus’ brother – the one who knocked up the Asian Disney chick.
uh oh……
cute shoes
I got a pair of shoes that look really similar at Payless.
No one cares but you.
Not even an ounce of fat.. her arms are just straight bone…Like the rest of her :/
My bone is not straight
Man banging her must feel like falling off a house onto a pile of wooden ladders.
you have experience with this??
+1
love you!
sHE LOOK REALLY HOT!!
Russell Brand sure did lose a lot of weight
Yes, Russell Brand dead ringer!!
Oh fuck! she passed out behind the wheel again! Scatter!
Starving for attention.
I see what you did there….
What’s wrong, people. It’s just that she can gain weight if she wants to, like fat people can lose weight if they want to, right? What? It ain’t as simple as that you say. WOW that’s a discovery!
Meth face for sure!
Dina made deal with the devil! She sold ALi’s soul in return for fake fame and other people’s money
It looks like Dina sold most of her muscle and body fat, too.
I’m seeing a miserable and undernourished Anne Hathaway. Possibly with an evil bionic claw hand.
For everyone who complains that Anne Hathaway needs to look more like Kelly Brook, let me point out that things could have just as easily gone the other way and you’d have gotten this.
Her shoes look heavier than she is.
Ali, Lindsay and whatever other kids Dina/Michael have should be stolen away in the middle of the night and placed in Witness Protection Service with new identities and names and shit, after a mandatory 24 months of intensive therapy.
yipes. Plenty of fug going on here.
oh and Holy coke bloat batman. I’m sure Hohan will test dirty next time around.
I bet you look like my back foot.
It looks like Lindsay got to the cat food bowl first.
lol…….he is trannying on the side for heroine money….poor Russell
take note Leanne–those are a real woman’s curves, you fat piggy.
+1 :)
what a lardass
she must spend all day eating ice cream and junk food. look at all those fat rolls:(
The only sad thing is that we’re all waiting for Leanne Rimes to bitch at her for beating her at her own game.
No way she doesn’t breake her chalky anklebone stepping off that curb.
thats not a girl….no way
I don’t think Charlie Sheen can get high enough to want to fuck that !
Also, she has no fat on her, and I don’t think Charlie Sheen can recognize a vagina if there’s not a mountainous labia surrounding it.
Nothing an unwanted pregnancy cant solve
Not to be too literal here, but it’s hard to get knocked up if you’re not ovulating, and you need body fat to produce estrogen.
OHMYGODNO
So when this kid dies from anorexia or bulimia? Dina can claim victory for at least keeping the others alive …. And then cash in on it !!!!!
There’s nothing to joke about here. She needs to be in intensive therapy for eating disorders, or we will be reading her obituary soon.
The entire Lohan clan should be sent to therapy…on a deserted island…like the North Pole
Kate Gosselin has stolen her soul via black magic to retain her “youthful” appearance.
Well hello, double chin.
photoshop.
or lack of photoshop!
She was always skinny.
The true test will be comparing her jug size, which are bigger than normal. That’s a blousy shirt.
I thought her jugs were fake?
She used to have big boobs like Lindsay :S
At least Casey Anthony had the courtesy to just straight up kill her kid.
Here comes the next Lohan trainwreck.
Someone please feed that girl a big plate of lasagna and make sure she doesn’t puke it up.
So I gotta be the one to say she should get her fat ass to the gym? Really…just me?
Fine.
Coke bloat and meth teeth. How does she still have money for drugs?
she’s so skinny Lilo could use her to inject meth right into her arm!
Was that suppose to be funny
lol – that is one ugly girl
so is Ali Lohan like her mom or something?
She has to get attention from her parents somehow. Dina didn’t notice anything wrong when Ali sprained her wrist fixing dinner last night… a bottle cap of olive oil.
I honestly believe you should be able to take adult children away from bad parents too.
I am looking at this picture then I look to the right of the screen and I see LeAnn Rimes and God help me If I am not thinking that LeAnn is looking hot.
We have secretly replaced your next pedobear target with the freshman geek in high school you swirlyed in the locker room. Let’s see if you notice.
You look like a monkey. OH AHHH OHH OHH.
She’s taking a cab to Heroin Avenue , Which is just a few blocks down form Meth Street . Wasn’t she supposed to be a model a few weeks ago? She’ll be modeling caskets in a few short weeks at this rate
Dina is turning her into Sam Ronson so she can lure Lindsay back home.
That is exactly who I thought she looked like too
Cmon — you can see the photos have been altered.
I think that’s someone else–paps got it wrong.
“…Dina Lohan prefers a more Laissez faire style of parenting that doesn’t require her to do anything but lift a gin glass…”
With regards to the above-quoted slam against Dina Lohan, that’s a terrible thing to say about a mother trying to raise 3 children without a husband/father, albeit a USELESS husband/father, in the household. Dina prefers tequila, NOT gin.
Looks like a bony horse heading for the glue factory.
What happened to her fantastic boobs????
Lindsay forced her to go through breast reduction surgery because they were taking attention away from hers. Ali should have known it’s all about Lindsay.