Lindsay Lohan might be leaving the Promises rehab facility soon. A source tells Gatecrasher:
“She’s scheduled to be out of rehab by next week. She’s taken rehab very seriously. She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day.”
She checked in May 28th and was supposed to do a 30 day program, so if she gets out by next week it means she’ll have left the program early. And if there’s one thing Lindsay doesn’t need, it’s to get out of rehab early. You wouldn’t set Hannibal Lecter free just because “he hasn’t eaten anybody in over a week.” I know it’s not like prison and she can leave whenever she wants, but if she’s really taking this seriously she should complete the program. Otherwise I’ll save myself some time and start writing future headlines now: “Lindsay Lohan arrested after driving her car through an office building.”
And here’s Lindsay taking a break from rehab to go workout at a Malibu gym.
yeah | June 15, 2007 at 3:39 pm
i win
lambman | June 15, 2007 at 3:40 pm
“She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day”
Am I think only one who see the irony there?
Dominique | June 15, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Second!
Dominique | June 15, 2007 at 3:40 pm
oh poop. I guess third’ll have to do
Fatty McCake | June 15, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Go back. Stay. Forever. And she still talks to her mother? Ugh. Disgusting.
djthecat | June 15, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Crap! i was going to point out the irony. well, i second the irony.
Sprite | June 15, 2007 at 3:42 pm
omgimlikesoexcitedcauselindseysgoingawolshe
likesooototallgoingawolfromreahblindseyislike mytotatidol
yolatengo | June 15, 2007 at 3:42 pm
skank gots a bubble butt
Bern | June 15, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Over/Under on the number of days until the first Superfish shot of her absolutely obliterated?
I say 8.
I’m taking the under.
djthecat | June 15, 2007 at 3:44 pm
who is that guy? has she found love with a fellow rehabber?
Lys | June 15, 2007 at 3:48 pm
She makes such good choices… She should write a book about her way of life.
PooPants | June 15, 2007 at 3:49 pm
I hate this bitch
If I saw her in the street I would punch her right in the boob
Nikki | June 15, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Why is she camera shy all the sudden?
Blue Eyes | June 15, 2007 at 3:50 pm
lol
I say 6.
Once again, black list her already. Waste of flesh. Spoiled, ungrateful trash.
yolatengo | June 15, 2007 at 3:50 pm
damn, by the looks of the dude she’s with they should rename this place Scared Straight
Blue Eyes | June 15, 2007 at 3:51 pm
lol in the boob?
Hilarious!
Blue Eyes | June 15, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Oh, how I love you Superficial! The genuine highlight of my day is when I can surf the net, go to my Favorites, and read all of the juicy tid bits you spill. Always the best pics!
wastedone | June 15, 2007 at 3:55 pm
haha….#2
My thoughts when I read that exactly.
Cut your whore mom out….then kill yourself then everything will be ok
bungoone | June 15, 2007 at 3:55 pm
do they not have a gym at the facility?
Isaiah | June 15, 2007 at 3:57 pm
She’s a fucking disgusting citizen. She doesn’t respect anything, does whatever she wants, and is dangerous to be quite honest.
Guess I’d still bang her ;; That’s really the only reason she’s on TV any more. She doesn’t act, she’s just the Courtney Love of this generation basically. Oh well, we’ll find out alot more when her bodyguard( ex bodyguard now ) releases his new book soon.
Lys | June 15, 2007 at 3:58 pm
I’m asking : why is she famous?
caveman | June 15, 2007 at 3:58 pm
her body never benefits from working out, she is thin, but flabby with a layer of fat, no muscle tone.
Lys | June 15, 2007 at 4:01 pm
She pretend do be working out so nobody will notice her bottle of vodka.
LeeLee | June 15, 2007 at 4:05 pm
#2: seriously
lookma_nohans | June 15, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Shockingly, I think this is a calculated move for her. She wants to get back in the limelight for a week before Paris is out and hogging all the attention again. Just another fucking PR game.
Spindoc | June 15, 2007 at 4:15 pm
#2 Lambman ….Comedy Gold.
In my opinion, sometime within the next two years you will see these words following her name in the newspaper “Was found dead of an accidental overdose….”
Blue Eyes | June 15, 2007 at 4:17 pm
lol @#23
Spindoc | June 15, 2007 at 4:17 pm
#25 lookma_nohans
Of COURSE!!!!!! I didn’t think of that but you are so right.
Bubba | June 15, 2007 at 4:18 pm
“I’m asking : why is she famous?”
Is she really famous, or just a celebrity. Either way, I’d agree. WHY? The bitch is ugly, can’t act, doesn’t have that great of a body (tits sometimes look good depending on the angle but most 20 year old tits look good), and so on.
Bitch could OD and die tomorrow and nobody would remember her a week later – kinda like Anna Nic-hole.
Dar | June 15, 2007 at 4:24 pm
“Don’t worry, Linsey! We’ll keep your room ready for your return!”
Lara Fay | June 15, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Wait– you can’t get out of prison whenever you want? Because Paris Hilton makes it seem like you can. Or are they just giving her special treatment? No, no that would be crazy.
Rehab is quick! | June 15, 2007 at 4:31 pm
In the real world I’ve heard of people staying in rehab for like 6 months or more. Why the fuck is she walking the streets already?
Krazy Eyez Killa | June 15, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Look at that mouth breather go, its the kind of man you would normally feel sorry for. The determined blank stare, the sloping brow, hes like a 30 year old retard making his was to the firing line.
ssdd | June 15, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Working out?!?!?!…. OH yeah…to keep that Maxim “#1″ sexiest woman position proud………………
Fuck, I still can’t understand what the fuck the people at Maxim were thinking…
Hell she’s covered in freckles..she looks like a snot nose child.
jen | June 15, 2007 at 4:35 pm
At least she stopped dying her skin orange!!! Let’s hope she broke that bad habit at least. SHE IS TWENTY FOR FUX SAKE! Can’t a girl have fun? Who hasn’t passed out in a friend’s car or taken stupid pictures with fugly poser celebs?
Blue Eyes | June 15, 2007 at 4:40 pm
LANCE add me to your friends you’re a hottie baby!!!!!!
ssdd | June 15, 2007 at 4:42 pm
#33- fucking hilarious .. lol …
sorta reminds me of that ‘Shawn White’ raggedy ann motherfucker on the AExpress commercial …mouth all hanging open.. it doesn’t make me interested in getting an AExpress for the points so I can fly the fuck all over the world… No.. it makes me wonder who the fuck is paying this retard money so HE is able to get a fucking card.
techclerk | June 15, 2007 at 4:46 pm
STFU Krazihotkelli
You are just as bad as Lindsay because you refuse to admit you make yourself look like a dumbass.
Please don’t post your stupidity any more
Blue Eyes | June 15, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Who is Krazihotkelli?
FRIST!!! | June 15, 2007 at 4:53 pm
#39 She’s a stupid biznatch who can’t spell without z’s in every word and has down’s syndrome.
Jimbo | June 15, 2007 at 5:00 pm
FRIST are you home?
Blue Eyes – just ignore her. Buttuglykelli should just die
SCOTLAND | June 15, 2007 at 5:01 pm
I wandered so aimless life filed with sin
I wouldn’t let my dear saviour in
Then Jesus came like a stranger in the night
Praise the Lord, I saw the light.
I saw the light!
I saw the light!
No more darkness
No more night
Now I’m so happy no sorrow in sight
Praise the Lord!
I saw the light!
Tiffany | June 15, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Ha Ha..Hannibal Lector…
PINK5 | June 15, 2007 at 5:05 pm
#12 COOL1
PINK5 | June 15, 2007 at 5:05 pm
#12 COOL1
FRIST!!! | June 15, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Yep I’m home Jimbo. Having an ice cold pale ale. And contemplating life. Yeah…I think I’m gonna get a different job…
Jimbo | June 15, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Take your time and find what you want! And I am jealous, I am still at work looking for a capital request I did last year and you are home drinking a cold pale ale. You could at least call me and breath heavy into the phone
FRIST!!! | June 15, 2007 at 5:13 pm
What’s yer phone number?
o_rly | June 15, 2007 at 5:14 pm
i ruv u, rinsey rohan! belly much!
FRIST!!! | June 15, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need rehab. She just needs to spend a weekend at MY house. That’d scare her straight…