Lindsay Lohan might be leaving the Promises rehab facility soon. A source tells Gatecrasher:
“She’s scheduled to be out of rehab by next week. She’s taken rehab very seriously. She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day.”
She checked in May 28th and was supposed to do a 30 day program, so if she gets out by next week it means she’ll have left the program early. And if there’s one thing Lindsay doesn’t need, it’s to get out of rehab early. You wouldn’t set Hannibal Lecter free just because “he hasn’t eaten anybody in over a week.” I know it’s not like prison and she can leave whenever she wants, but if she’s really taking this seriously she should complete the program. Otherwise I’ll save myself some time and start writing future headlines now: “Lindsay Lohan arrested after driving her car through an office building.”
And here’s Lindsay taking a break from rehab to go workout at a Malibu gym.
FRIST are you home?
Blue Eyes – just ignore her. Buttuglykelli should just die
I wandered so aimless life filed with sin
I wouldn’t let my dear saviour in
Then Jesus came like a stranger in the night
Praise the Lord, I saw the light.
I saw the light!
I saw the light!
No more darkness
No more night
Now I’m so happy no sorrow in sight
Praise the Lord!
I saw the light!
Ha Ha..Hannibal Lector…
#12 COOL1
#12 COOL1
Yep I’m home Jimbo. Having an ice cold pale ale. And contemplating life. Yeah…I think I’m gonna get a different job…
Take your time and find what you want! And I am jealous, I am still at work looking for a capital request I did last year and you are home drinking a cold pale ale. You could at least call me and breath heavy into the phone
What’s yer phone number?
i ruv u, rinsey rohan! belly much!
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need rehab. She just needs to spend a weekend at MY house. That’d scare her straight…
I’d have the bitch scrubbing the puke off my floor with her own toothbrush!!!
FRIST 626-812-2162
“She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day.”
Isn’t that an oxymoron?
Oh my God lol I can’t believe you posted your number!
#2…DAMN! I posted my comment before I read everyone else’s posts.
But I guess that answers your question!
Blue Eyes Why not? Did you call it?
OMG I can’t believe it either!!!! How are you gonna know it’s me and not one of the other 5000 people reading this?
Is it a phone sex line?
i think she will be dead in about 2-3 years. she will quickly go back to what she has been up to for several years now- getting drunk and coking/whoring it up. although for at least in the last half of her final year, she will probably land a reality show because her acting career will have collapsed and try to hide her addictions but fail.
The phone has not rang yet? And I will know it you FRIST
There’s only one ending to this story that ties up all the loose ends…
Britney is checked back into rehab after another incoherent, umbrella-toting, head-shaving run-in with the paparazzi.
Meanwhile Lindsay, recently released, falls off the wagon and gets drunk at a 21st birthday party in her honor in Malibu. She attempts to drive home inebriated, but instead ends up piloting her car through the front door at Promises and into the kitchen, where she severs a gas main. Coincidentally, Britney is in there fixing herself a 3AM snack of Cheetos & dippin’ gravy, and both are killed in a fiery explosion which also levels the building.
Two days later, while standing graveside at the funeral, Paris Hilton, recently released from prison, is struck in the head by a small asteroid. There is no noticeable effect. Later that day, however, she falls over dead upon hearing the news of Nicole Richie’s probable pregnancy.
I don’t know farty…it hasn’t killed me yet
Why did you hang up? And Caller ID works great!!!!!
So did anyone call you yet Jimbo?
Do you want me to call you back?
No, because I called you from my daughter’s cell phone and it’s a pre-pay plan. I can’t believe you did that! But you sound really cool on the phone!
You are such a chicken!!!
The only number I’m interested in having at this point is that guys number who’s leaving the gym with that skank.
I want to warn him and tell him to use 5 condoms at once and wear protective gear so there’s no skin-to-skin contact.
That is if he chooses to actually be with that filthbag.
If he chooses to not be with her. He can take me out. :)
Bock bock
You are to funny. Are you on your second pale ale yet?
Definetly not enough time in rehab. She will back to her wild ways in no time. Hopefully this means that she will lose all credibility and no longer get acting roles, etc. That would make me happy, because I really don’t like her and find her highly unattractive. But aside from that, she’s a human being and a young girl w/ alot of problems, so I do hope she gets the help she really needs before she ends up dead.
Yes I am. I just opened it! yummy!!!!!
Did you find that document yet?
“She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day.”
The first sentence seems very insincere and makes very little sense once you read the second sentence.
No, it pisses me off. I have every other document I have done in the last 5 years and this one is gone.
If I was there I could find it for you. I’m magic.
Don’t tease me like that. You got me all excited when you called and then you hung up on me!
So is the gym at promises just like really ugly, and have really bad equipment or something?
Can she like not visit the same gym twice? I feel like I’ve heard of her being at three different gyms when she leaves rehab
lol. Her hat says “unstoppable.” Just more irony for a person trying to get seriously rehabbed up.
Do I sense a love connection between you two boys? Did you get a little twinkle in your eye when he called?
Well sorry! Didn’t expect you to actually answer! I thought it was a trick! Now is that your work number or your cell number, cause I only call people when I’m drunk.
What?!? I’m a girl!!! My mom told me so.
Blue eyes – FRIST is ALL girl and I am very hetrosexual
FRIST – the number is my work phone. I am not stupid enough to give out my cell number.
Dammit!!! How am I supposed to stalk you!
Hey did anybody else call you?
FIRST – no just you and you hung up on me!!!!! Talk to you later
Her mom is supporting her in rehab. As a show of support, she’s going to meet her at the door with a liter of vodka and an ounce of cocaine to help her celebrate. That’s what mom’s are for.
#2, my thoughts exactly.
I think its BS all of it. We all know that the day she get out she will get drunk do some coke and suck about 3 to 9 dicks. I think she should kill herself. She sucks at life.
This is another bitch, that needs to gain weight! I’ll fuck her! just for the hell of it! She looks like she can blow the sleeves off of this dick! I love that shit! Her mom, could join in to! Since her old ass like to go clubbin’ I’ll treat her ass like a club aging whore to!
BWA-HA-HA! She’s in rehab and recognizes (or so her publicist tells the media ad nauseum) that she’s had “bad influences” in her life…yet she still talks to her Mom each day.
Here’s the bottom line truth: unless she’s talking to her mom each day and saying “Stay away from me, you attention-seeking, money-grubbing, whore-mongering twat!” then Lindsey might as well go home now since it’s all been for nothing.
On the other hand, despite her so-called “commitment” to rehab, I hear Lindsey is still absolutely, positively determined to have that 21st birthday party bash in Vegas.
So I think its safe to say that within 24 hours of that, she’ll have crashed her car in Vegas. Most likely the lobby of the casino where she was staying…