reports Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have been having trouble on their respective movie sets. A source on the set of I Know Who Killed Me says that ever since she went to the Wonderland clinic, Lindsay Lohan has been trailed by a “sober coach” as well as an entourage, and has been “moody and is making everyone miserable around her. She’ll be late and sometimes won’t come out of her trailer.” As for Paris Hilton, a source says she’s been arriving late on the set of The Hottie and the Nottie and has trouble learning her lines. A source adds: “Everyone is really fed up with her right now.”
I’m not sure how this is news. I mean, sure, memorizing lines is easy for the average person, but expecting Paris Hilton to do it with the brain she was given is like expecting a mouse to build you a working rocket ship.
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Where’s Edna these days?
Hohan is a drunken whore actress. Paris is just a drunken whore. She can’t act and I don’t know why anyone would hire her for a movie. She is only qualified to do one of those commercials for Valtrex.
#17 I agree it was amazingly dull, it must be like having sex with a mannequin dummy. On second thoughts that’s an insult to mannequinns and to dummy’s in general.
If robotic sex totally devoid of passion is your thing then Paris is your girl.
@5…jrzmommy… Watched ‘em. Paris is going to have to meet with a lot of ‘community’ members.
Why is that blonde woman undressing her at lunch?
I’m not gonna fault Paris for the boring sex video. As a guy, we take the lead in making sex look more exciting. If that had any talent at all he would have been able to make a much more interesting sex video.
* meant to say “if that ‘guy’ had any talent…”
If i had to put money on which of them is gonna build this working rocketship.It would be the mouse…I’m getting confused with all this sleng words.Is the word “nigger”about the same as “chink” is for chinese Americans?
I think it’d be great that while Lohan is sulking in her trailer and refusing to come out, the ENTIRE crew of her film quietly pack up and drive away.
I’d also like Paris to just pack up and drive away.
(56)I’m not talking about calling a guy a fag.
57: I’d like Paris to drive off a cliff.
If her father reads this,get the belt ready and call her up.
Who ever is funding “the hottie and the nottie” did they think that they were honestly making an Oscar-worthy movie here?
getting pissed for Paris not being able to
remeber her lines is like getting mad at a bull knocking shit over in a china closet.
And as an aside, Lindsay needs Jeebus, she thinks she’s Barbara fucking Streisand. For someone as useless as her, she should be greatful she even gets to be in movies anymorelet alone sulk in her trailer.
I wonder how her ass is gonna looklike.A white trash ass with the red signatures of this versace belt…
I’m shocked oh my God they are acting like prima donnas I never thought it could be possible I thought Paris was a born actor and that Lindsay was a sweet girl what happened………….–all said in a monotone with glazed-over eyes.
#5 wasn’t me gang.
#41 – Upset? The mentally challenged only upset me when they drool or attempt to speak. I’d love to see you in a sex tape, but you’d have film it in Mexico. Beastality is banned in the US and I wouldn’t want whoever fucks you to get arrested.
#64, so I’m reading the comment and I’m thinking blah, here comes another uninspired beastility joke trying to infer that the person being insulted likes to have sex with animals. But then the joke ends with “I wouldn’t want who fucks you get arrested” and I can’t help but laugh. Funny stuff. Nice relatively original spin on an otherwise tired insult!
TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY, AND HUH, MMM… TRANNY.
thank you that is all.
#65 – I am a humanitarian… it’s a curse.
#63 we couldn’t care less if it was or wasn’t
#68 – C’mon now, don’t lie… you know you care.
Paris looks like she’s wearing a witty little ensemble from Garanimals. I didn’t know she shopped Sears.
i like the assistant’s dainty picking of the herps (pinky out)…notice the full length sleeves to help protect the skin. What a fucking job.
Somehow i get the impression when these nasty and dumb bitchwhores are in some serious trouble again.They wanna make it up with Superfish again.Why are they doing this?
I think not all movies are made Oscar potential. Some are just crowd pleasers like everything on ABC family and lifetime those types. Or comedy action and kids movies The hottie or the nottie is an excellent example. They expect (or they did upon signing her) that guys and wannabe girls will flock to see it. I think Lindsay can act her personal life aside be realistic. That is like saying JFk wasn’t a good president because he cheated on his wife.
#44, I totally agree!
WHAT!?!?!! LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT A TERRIBLE ACTOR. SHES AN AMAZING COKEHEAD I MEAN ACTRESS
66. I am an expert on the matter. I know U.S. and Mexican law concerning bestiality quite well, having starred in more than a few paid performances with a Lipizzaner named “Mr. Ed” in Juarez.
Good times, …
No one’s said this yet. WHY are people touching her???? Don’t they know the crabs are jumping onto new hosts in jubilation???
Paris is so unattractive and her features are just weird. Why does anyone find her appealing in any way? Most of all, why would anyone be willing to hang out with her at this point? Even if you got some money/ free shit out of it, it would not be worth spending time with her.
In the 4th small picture, it looks like she has some serious spider veins all over her legs. Also, what’s the deal with her premature neck wrinkles??? I’m a 31-year-old woman, and I just looked in the mirror while turning my head like she has hers (yeah, weird, unnatural fakey-fake pose, big surprise there–she usually looks so genuine, right?), and my neck doesn’t make those wrinkles. Granted, I sit on my couch sixteen hours a day and lie in bed the other eight and see about ten minutes of sunshine a week, but still, being an heiress and all, you’d think she’d spring for a little SPF and some laser vein removal.
Paris is able to do ONE THING that few others have ever been sucessful at and that is TO MAKE THIS NATION SINGLE-MINDEDLY “CONSIDER THE SOURCE”. That is why she spews filthy words from her filthy mouth and everyone goes. Uh, yeah. It’s like if I were Asian and she called me a chink, I would look her up and down and then say Uh,yeah.
#9 LMAO and at the same time, shed a tear for RichPort who would dearly love to have his own personal penis adjuster…. maybe that explains his vehemenence towards Paris – it’s just pure jealousy.
LOOK AT PIC 3: She has to point her toes together when she concentrates so that the circuit will make a complete connection. Then when she gets up, the circuit is broken and she forgets her lines. If they take some copper wire and connect her big toes during her scenes, it should solve the problem.
“LINDAY Lohan and Paris Hilton are terrible actors”
That look on her face in the first pic kills me, the cheap-porn-chic, Evil Knieval/Elvis look, the bored, “I’ll-suck-off-a-stranger” slack-jawed vacancy. But, she doesn’t come off like a clean, high-class slut, she wipes come off, like a cheap bumpkin slut. And that gangliness and the put-on voice are very suggestive of transsexualism.
Some guys would hit that, I guess. Homosexual guys, mostly.
“Cheap bumpkin slut.
Hee hee hee hee heee :D
Thanks :)
message to the mailman and griffmill— Youd bang her hey? Bit partial to herpes and being the 100oth screw of hers, after shes been with pedophiles and std carriers like joe francis. haha u guys have damn low standards
that last pic- she really does look like a tranny up close.
there are too many “cher” and “liza” for halloween, it would be easy for you flamers to dress up as this tranny and it might even get you into some really great nightclubs. come on you guys! i depend on you for my entertainment as I have no social life of my own. i work all the fucking time and will for at least one more year. Please have a “best gay guy as Paris” contest. you only have to simulate the stds’ and you all get to sing “the stars are blind”…
like i said…if shes ever pregnant…im pushing her down a flight of stairs…and then pray for forgivness…only cause i plan on going to heaven…we can all be thankful shes going to hell.
She doesn’t look even remotely close to fat or chubby to me!
she already looks old, wrinkled and unpleasant. terrible girl/woman/molly :D i dont even know how to call her.
I hope those three unfortunate souls are being paid vast sums of money to touch and stand more than the advised 50 feet away from the walking petri dish that is Paris.
Their jobs would qualify to be on that discovery channel show about dirty jobs nobody in their right mind would want to work…you know the one.
The Hottie and the Nottie?!? If that’s not screaming blockbuster hit, I don’t know what is.
If they both had shit in one hand and want in the other.
If they both had shit in one hand and want in the other.
o god she’s so fat.
gee, thanks for the new flash – who actually pays these wrecks to show up?