Linda Hogan wants Hulk to pay her boyfriend’s tuition

November 22nd, 2008 // 47 Comments

When Old Lady McGrossBoobs isn’t pretending to be Paris Hilton, she spends her free time trying to sue Hulk Hogan into paying for shit. She currently rakes in $40 grand a month in spousal support, but how can she send her boytoy Charley to sea school on such paltry funds? I mean, Christ, where’s the humanity? TMZ reports:

Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn’t enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor’s office this week. Hulk says it’s for cosmetic surgery.

Sea school, huh? I’m guessing Charley wants to be around some fresh fish for a change. Um, because he loves Red Lobster so much. Yeah, that’s exactly what I meant…

NOTE: Christina Aguilera in five years. I’m calling it.


  1. 2;2pioupoiwue[jtpwoiuej[rpo

    …lose the dog, bitch….oh, and your old, not 25…

  2. Obama Bootlips


    Dat white wimmminz is saving dat DAWG for a snack!


  3. Cash

    The fuck is “sea school?” No wonder people in 3rd world countries hate Americans so much. Jesus Christ on a stick…

  4. britney's weave

    what a hag.

    i have to argue that xtina will not look quite this bad in five. from what i’ve read, she actually stays out of the sun–unlike this tanning bed addict.

  5. TNT

    This woman is absolutely pathetic.

    And it’s looking at people like her that makes me happy I don’t go to the tanning bed

  6. Mike

    What the hell is she bitching about? Everyone knows Obama is going to make us all rich and menial things like collich (collitch?) tuition free for all peoples. By the way Obama, where’s my fucking check?

  7. Boy did hulkamania made a mistake? well which ever you pick is the wrong one down the line!!!

  8. She looks like a last call last resort option bar bitch. In a dive biker bar. She did not age well.

  9. Jibbly Biggins

    I hate when celebrity snobs use small helpless dogs as status symbols. I have a great fondness for chihuahuas – I have two of them and adorable isn’t an adequate description. But thinking that its arm candy for some screaming celebrity who doesn’t really care about animals just irks me. By all means, pet a chihuahua and waste money on cushy pet clothes if you are insane. Just don’t stick it in a rap video at 100 decibels or yank it around like the latest purse. These things are living creatures and the evidence suggest that they are smarter than the celebrities who purchase them.

  10. bnihi

    I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I

    heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?

  11. max

    She’s gross. Plain, simple and true.

  12. Tapeworm

    I hate this C U Next Tuesday.

  13. ummm...yeah

    You are an asshole…why don’t you take the free tuition and go the fuck to school, you fucking assbackward garbage eater, if you can’t spell …don’t bother to write, let alone try to insult someone fuckface.
    You know that dried up bitch looks just like your mother…you’d hit it …just like you do your mom…
    I’d hit it too…with an axe.

  14. Fernanado Narcos

    I’ve never condoned violence against women,but if I were hulk,I’d be kicking this Beth Chapman wannabe right in the cunt…

  15. CaptainMorgan

    $14,000 for “costmetic surgery?” What for a pedicure?

    She needs a king’s ransom and about 35 years of time warp. Not even Satan could help her….

  16. Kremlin

    Theres enough daylight tween them legs to drive Charlies winged-door Honda thru.

  17. Chino

    She got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

  18. Breast implant alert!!!!check out the ripple effect on pic # 4!

  19. Jeff W.

    There’s nothing funnier than watching how rich, lower-class people live their lives.

  20. supersex

    holy shit she looks like she went 10 rounds with mike tyson

  21. jack the ripper

    Sea school? hahaha. What for, to do some bumming?

  22. Rosa

    My friend recommended me a very interesting and HOT place ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM??? where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

  23. rent is due

    to # 14. I don’t like this girl either but what you said is inexcusable and just goes to prove you are indisputably a DEGENERATE! in fact why don’t you do everyone a favor and get that tattooed on your forehead and next time you have some lame comment upload your face instead and we’ll all get the picture. oh and one other thing – GOD BLESS YOUR SAD SOUL.

  24. friendlyfires

    Good call.
    BTW, incredible as this sounds, Amy Winehouse is going to survive Xmas & New Year’s, probably will make it passed Passover ’09 – there is an agent of change in the works – she will get the Britney sanity makeover – if Pete Doherty gets within eight miles of her, demonworms will emerge and snatch his ghot white ass back to the netherworld. Also, she’ll have a golem on call 24/7 in case he tries to enter her domicile thru the water closet pipes. These ringwraiths are nasty creatures, you know ….

  25. weirdo

    What a disgustingly ugly assed whore she looks like. If I woke up next to this in the morning I’d cut my cock off for sure.

  26. Sugar Baby

    That hair must feel like hay. I’m seeing when all else fails – accessorize!

  27. Noelle

    This bitch is pathetic…. and oh so haggy

  28. hate u all

    youre all idiots and i hate you all and the dog too. lindas face is making me really angry and annoyed.

  29. Serpent53

    She becomes more terrifying and more terrifying with each passing moon…
    Captain Morgan! I scuh-reemed with laughter! “King’s ransom and a time warp”….beautiful!

  30. Serpent53

    She becomes more terrifying and more terrifying with each passing moon…
    Captain Morgan! I scuh-reemed with laughter! “King’s ransom and a time warp”….beautiful!

  31. Balls McCoy

    What a bitch…oh and the dog too.

    Thank ya thank ya, I’ll be here all week, don’t forget to tip your waitresses.

  32. This is realy america 2008, folks?

  33. Ewww...

    What was she thinking!? Does she seriously have to be tacky ALL the time? And come on, sea school….really?

  34. feli

    Don’t care!
    My friend recommended me a very interesting place

    ??->-> KissMillionaireS . Co m <-<-??

    It’s where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.

  35. er, ok?


    calm down it’s just a comment.
    And he’s right.

  36. Dale

    WOW– She looks old!

  37. Urbanspaceman

    I know that married people are supposed to eventually look like each other, but that’s a myth, right? There’s no reason to suspect that she’s really Hulk Hogan’s sister is there?

  38. For a brief moment I thought that Burberry were making people-shaped suitcases – old bag bags?

    Then I realised my terrible mistake. Burberry would never use coarse red pigskin to make a bag. Must be a fake off eBay.

  39. Rich

    He should use that money to buy extra bags, one for him & the rest for her, in case some fall off.

  40. I think she’s starting to look tacky.

  41. Unkind But True

    Honest to God, first thought after looking at that pic: “Cloris Leachman has really let herself go.”

  42. Ian

    Is it me, or does she look like Sid Haig from House of a 1000 Corpses?



  44. randy

    wow, great pics, first time i have seen a painted buffalo!

  45. Jason Koyshna

    She should join the WWE and wrestle the Hulkster.

  46. Jason Koyshna

    and oh yeah,, Wrestle for the divorce agreement.

  47. Rob Hannigan

    Hulk Hogan shouldn’t have to pay for this shit. His kids are of age. That and he’d give his life for his kids. So courts don’t need to take his money and give it to this crazy lady. I love Hogan man he is the best. Just the courts could understand this guy had earned so much money. But now he is broke its unfair. What on earth did his wife to besides sit on her ass and reap the benefits.

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